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MisterE

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  1. Miley Cyrus was talking at the cloning center last night, saying that she is going to be needing songs and that I WILL be making them. I said no I'm not going to be making any more songs,... she said yes you will,... I said "Miley you are going to be in some lot of trouble in future, for keeping silent about an alien bodysnatching crisis."

    1. popiax
    2. Atom

      Atom

      she better watch out or ol 'lizbeth will shine the brightest light known to mankind

      through her car window

  2. dont push E coz hes close to tha edge

  3. DONALD TRUMP ANYONE??

  4. i've literally masturbated to videos i recorded, of me masturbating to cuckporn, in a dangerous experiment to try to reach the *next level*

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    2. KovalainenFanBoy

      KovalainenFanBoy

      I am masturbating in a room different from the one you are in now...

    3. ambermonke

      ambermonke

      Ask yourself this; how badly does everyone else actually want to hear your masturbation stories?

    4. MisterE

      MisterE

      it's not 'masturbation stories'. it's science

  5. but stilllll i love technology. always and forever

    1. triachus

      triachus

      but does technology love you back

  6. level 3 polybending sperm-shifter

    1. triachus

      triachus

      in the lair of the genderdruid

    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      level 7 cum dumpster harvester

  7. imagine all the people, not beating women like john lennon did, hoo-oooh-hoo

    1. KovalainenFanBoy

      KovalainenFanBoy

      you mean hitting them harder

    2. MisterE

      MisterE

      maybe you're projecting

  8. 4th level sperm wizard, of the sacred order of sperm wizards

  9. name a problem. seppuku is always the answer.

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    2. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      My problem is excessive stomach area lacerations

    3. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      seppuku has a 100% success rate at curing depression and sadness

    4. KovalainenFanBoy

      KovalainenFanBoy

      "kill urself my nigga" - Viper

  10. i was right about sam hyde and nobody would listen

  11. cuz thats what its all about, pussy and dick!

    1. triachus

      triachus

      *names a cat Richard* I've got it all babe

  12. if you're comin' on.... COME ON

    1. hello spiral

      hello spiral

      *cums on MisterE*

  13. well always remember u der, in our harts and minds. of all the souls i've chatmmd with.. his was the most.. human :(((

  14. Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god.. you say YES

  15. the vixen's biggest victory is to steer a manly man into a path of cuckoldry

    1. triachus

      triachus

      She has worked a great victory in the right direction.... from the thickness

  16. Twenty years ago I solved the mathematics of the Giza Pyramids

  17. "nothing wrong with reading books, but theres only one book that counts julian, its the bible. and it says to help your friends." "does it say anything about you rippin off insurance companies, pretending you're in a wheelchair and then gettin caught drunk, dancin with hos, making porn flicks, huh? anything in your book about that ray?"

    1. triachus

      triachus

      Goddamnit there goes my book idea

    2. Salem1976

      Salem1976

      Love me some Lahey!

  18. Just invented 'dick food chain'

  19. i love the powerglove... its so bad

    1. Brisbot

      Brisbot

      NOW YOU'VE GOT THE POWER

    2. chim

      chim

      *NOW YOU'RE PLAYING WITH POWER

  20. what did you expect from a foul bunch of miscreants?

  21. I'm locked inside the Fratellis' basement with this... guy.

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