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  1. "nothing wrong with reading books, but theres only one book that counts julian, its the bible. and it says to help your friends." "does it say anything about you rippin off insurance companies, pretending you're in a wheelchair and then gettin caught drunk, dancin with hos, making porn flicks, huh? anything in your book about that ray?"

    1. triachus

      triachus

      Goddamnit there goes my book idea

    2. Salem1976

      Salem1976

      Love me some Lahey!

  2. 4th level sperm wizard, of the sacred order of sperm wizards

  3. anyone else see themselves slipping into the abyss of (existential) nihilism? nevermind- it doesn't matter.

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    2. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Does not thinking about anything count?

    3. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Big mac with cheese, supersize the fries. Bottle of water though, that makes it healthy. Wash it down with vodka and a gram or two of high quality coke. Is what I'm saying relevant? No. I'm not doing this stuff either. I'm just writing random shit. Monkey meat potato dildo buttfuck nihilism. Deep. :)

  4. but stilllll i love technology. always and forever

    1. triachus

      triachus

      but does technology love you back

  5. cuz thats what its all about, pussy and dick!

    1. triachus

      triachus

      *names a cat Richard* I've got it all babe

  6. DONALD TRUMP ANYONE??

  7. dont push E coz hes close to tha edge

  8. i love the powerglove... its so bad

    1. Brisbot

      Brisbot

      NOW YOU'VE GOT THE POWER

    2. chim

      chim

      *NOW YOU'RE PLAYING WITH POWER

  9. i was right about sam hyde and nobody would listen

  10. I'm locked inside the Fratellis' basement with this... guy.

  11. i've literally masturbated to videos i recorded, of me masturbating to cuckporn, in a dangerous experiment to try to reach the *next level*

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    2. KovalainenFanBoy

      KovalainenFanBoy

      I am masturbating in a room different from the one you are in now...

    3. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Ask yourself this; how badly does everyone else actually want to hear your masturbation stories?

    4. MisterE

      MisterE

      it's not 'masturbation stories'. it's science

  12. if you're comin' on.... COME ON

    1. hello spiral

      hello spiral

      *cums on MisterE*

  13. imagine all the people, not beating women like john lennon did, hoo-oooh-hoo

    1. KovalainenFanBoy

      KovalainenFanBoy

      you mean hitting them harder

    2. MisterE

      MisterE

      maybe you're projecting

  14. Just invented 'dick food chain'

  15. level 3 polybending sperm-shifter

    1. triachus

      triachus

      in the lair of the genderdruid

    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      level 7 cum dumpster harvester

  16. Miley Cyrus was talking at the cloning center last night, saying that she is going to be needing songs and that I WILL be making them. I said no I'm not going to be making any more songs,... she said yes you will,... I said "Miley you are going to be in some lot of trouble in future, for keeping silent about an alien bodysnatching crisis."

    1. popiax
    2. Atom

      Atom

      she better watch out or ol 'lizbeth will shine the brightest light known to mankind

      through her car window

  17. name a problem. seppuku is always the answer.

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    2. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      My problem is excessive stomach area lacerations

    3. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      seppuku has a 100% success rate at curing depression and sadness

    4. KovalainenFanBoy

      KovalainenFanBoy

      "kill urself my nigga" - Viper

  18. Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god.. you say YES

  19. someone with opposite of good deductive skills = anti-holmsian. i invented this term.

    1. MadameChaos

      MadameChaos

      or MisterEian...

  20. status- 0.082491

    1. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      response e^-.01566

  21. the vixen's biggest victory is to steer a manly man into a path of cuckoldry

    1. triachus

      triachus

      She has worked a great victory in the right direction.... from the thickness

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