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Glunk

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  1. the majority of my closest friends have been stalked or assaulted. it really is a fucked up world. it's hard to be positive. men can be the most terrible to us but then the right men can also be a huge source of happiness. it might take a while for her to feel herself again but just be as supportive as you can. i'm sure you will though.
  2. the fact that so many of my interests tend towards male-dominated areas completely discourages me from pursuing them further :(
  3. damn canadian bandwidth caps there are 10 days left of this month are you kidding me aaahhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  4. they noticed carol was missing that's why they dug three graves. daryl even laid a cherokee rose on the grave because he's just the best ever.
  5. it's called "make a comet-ment" (lol). the brand is nicole by opi. guys wearing nail polish?
  6. i spent too much money on nail polish. at least the colours are awesome. seriously, one of them has holographic sparkles
  7. ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR A BEST FRIEND> SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY
  8. i want to have a peaceful friday night at home, but my bedroom is in the front of the house and there are kids SCREAMING and running around on the front lawn and wrestling. and some of the screams are of the high-pitched blood curdling variety. holy fuck i hate children *starts turning green*
  9. having to consider ppl viewing this website im working on with 800x600 resolution wtf
  10. thats some cute but i wouldnt eat your poision dead men i mean cmon how did they die
  11. I justy left and Iwas like "hey im gonna steal ur garlic fingers" then i stole all the garlic fingers in his kitchen. no remorse
  12. K I'm in some dudes bed. We were spooning and he fell asleep. Now I'm like I dunno should I just leave???? I put everything u do is a balloon on his stereo and no response he is the heaviest sleeper evwr
  13. more like it tries to be a penis wig and then just gets caught under the foreskin
  14. apparently i have the messiest hair ever and am really pleased about it. if my hair was a beard it'd be like encey's.
  15. i can't stop imagining that if encey performs oral sex on a woman that beard would be tickling her bumole
  16. wowow, creepshots was shut down. good news. someone revealed the identity of the guy who started it too. yaya justice porn. still lots of other creepy subreddits and misogyny on ther internet though :( kill meh plaz coffee stopped working and i drank a shit load of coffee today and now i ave really bad heartburn my agh i ate like 6 zantacs and still my craziness inhibitor is about to explode now see y'all on the other side
  17. r/creepshots is giving me anxiety about having to leave my house
  18. lol im embarrassed why did i post this crap i think im manic from being awake so long im acting really unlike myself and its annoying me
  19. i was hoping that meant rub yo clit but it really means wash your vag good advice nonetheless
  20. why am i thinking about sex more now that i'm single. this is so unfair. got a guys phone number. he's totally hot but not my "type" at all. now i have to decide how much i'm really into trying out casual sex to rebound or not to rebound?
  21. my cat sat on my already broken keyboard and fucked up some keys i think im gona make an ep of ndc music and cal it "broken keyboard"
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