[Can you play cassettes?]

Masochistic sellers

[What Video Games Are You Currently Playing]

Valve don't seem to make games anymore. Anyone ever use their Steam Controller on PC? Steam as my old man would say "is a bloody goldmine". 

[Nmesh - Pharma (double cassette)]

When when when when when?

[Films Recently Watched]

Was the VVitch set in the States? You get the idea that they are some of the earliest white settlers. The paranoia and delusions about the black goat love the naivety.

[stupid first world problems you're dealing with]

My bagel slicer broke this morning. Been fuming all day.

[Films Recently Watched]

APEX PREDATOR! 

 

The term killed that film for me. 

 

[Films Recently Watched]

Spectre

 

This was a great one. Christopher Waltz plays a dentist. Ralph Fiennes has turned up for his audition for Dunkirk and Daniel Craig has detached himself so far from his normal self that he seems calculatingly disinterested and blasé.

 

NeedsMoreSimonCowell/10

[I need a DJ name]

DJ Mono Homophily Same Demograph C**t

[posh beers and ales and stuff thread]

Stick ya craft beer shops up ya arse. I prefer a good old fashioned offy with an unexpected humungous selection of finer beers. Cotteridge Wines in Brum is one of the best in the cuntry.

 

Yours truly,

Real Ale Twat

[posh beers and ales and stuff thread]

just had one of these, really nice, unexpectedly fruity though.

 

In the Netherlands this and other Belgian beers can be had for about €1.50 euros from a supermarket. Whenever there I am constantly going to stock up.

[Films Recently Watched]

Valerian

 

The main character just made me want to shout "APEX PREDATOR!" and then I realised it could be applied to both of the main characters. Spy Kids for the millenials. Badly needs some more Korben Dallas and anti smoking propaganda.

 

Givetheentrymoneytothehomelessinstead/10 

[mp3 players...where have they gone]

Goodbey *starts wagging tale and sniffing the nearest crotch*

 

Was this mp3 player made in Japan?

[Films Recently Watched]

Must watch that Dune doc. Stanley's Dr Moreau is another good documemtary about the changing hands of a screenplay.

 

Watched Hampton Fancher doc Escapes. Out of nowhere this told me more about Hollywood than a thousand Nat. Enquirer newspapers. PK Dick stories at the end too. Hollywood libido and womanising baby.

[Films Recently Watched]

Go Carrey who seems capable of speaking truth like Noel Edmonds recently.

[ALIEN / PROMETHEUS / COVENANT / ROMULUS - SPOILERS INBOUND!!]

Cup of Bovril nip of Brandy he'll be reet

[Films Recently Watched]

From Beyond

 

Loved this. Is the whole film a front for the enlarging of your pineal gland post alcohol and your libido taking over? Coombs does a brilliant job impersonating a PhD student, perfect level of paranoia, intrigue and giving in to Pretorias' whims.

[Mt. Fuji 2017 Cassette]

No Walkman rip please. Buy the most expensive Nak deck you can find! Plus $50000 interconnects or no sale.

 

Powered by solar panels whilst sat near the top of Mt Fuji for added authenticity. 

[Now That Trump's President... (not any more!)]

How many realities are there in this world where Trump TV exists and he is the POTUS? Defo living in the wrong one, a recent sighting of an advert for The Emoji Movie confirmed it.

[Films Recently Watched]

Watching i origins. New York looks like Bruce Davidson's Subway. The PhD student nails the solipsism of his own existence. Spanish bird well fit innit.

[Nmesh - Pharma (double cassette)]

Missed this anyone else selling it?

[ALIEN / PROMETHEUS / COVENANT / ROMULUS - SPOILERS INBOUND!!]

And ruin the flute instrument? You got David's character all wrong man.

[stupid first world achievements and successes]

Planet Mu sales was pretty sweet.

[stupid first world problems you're dealing with]

Good luck with house move Mr Spiral.

[Films Recently Watched]

Yo Ass by Dj Rashad

[Blade Runner 2049]

Hoists have come on loads last few years. Weight is not an issue. I dont think a hoist goes high enough to catch him on his perch however.