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“Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.”

- some wise fuck


Btw, I stepped in pigeon shit again today. Shame on me.



edit1: fuck the original your favourite sayings thread. Mashup your favourite sayings

edit2: fuck the revised mashup your favourite sayings thread. Post cool sayings and their origins  

edit3: sayings 

 

 

 

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what is a "saying", really? is it just to say something? am I saying something right now? am I saying a saying? at what point does saying something stop being just something that has been said and become a "saying"?

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5 minutes ago, usagi said:

what is a "saying", really? is it just to say something? am I saying something right now? am I saying a saying? at what point does saying something stop being just something that has been said and become a "saying"?

This one wins!

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“Don’t bother Ken, I’ll do it myself!”

- Deidre Barlow

6 minutes ago, Rubin Farr said:

it is what it is 

we’ll see what happens 

we’re looking at it

frankly, we did win 

I do really like “it is what it is” it’s very under appreciated. 

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4 minutes ago, Plum said:

“Don’t bother Ken, I’ll do it myself!”

- Deidre Barlow

I do really like “it is what it is” it’s very under appreciated. 

Q: C'mon God, what were you thinking when you designed the human penis? I mean, look at it!

God: Well, it is what it is.

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If it looks like a dick. Smells like a dick. Tastes like a dick. It’s probably a dick. Probably. 

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"Might be a dildo that's been rubbed on a dick a lot so it's become covered in ballsweat and cum"

Pliny the Elder

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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