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2 hours ago, kakapo said:

I like sayings that have animals in, but are actually about people.

Can you give us an example?

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Don't sell the burnt child before it's shot the bear.

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10 minutes ago, Plum said:

Well I guess that’s this thread torpedoed then ?

Oh, I didn't notice that the topic was modified from proverbs to malaphors - damn the torpedoes.

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17 minutes ago, Plum said:

So, you’re saying don’t eat poisonous people? Very wise. 

Don't play the idiot, you know exactly what it means.

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raver gravy street cred

wax lune oesters

cackle attack

bite the wax tadpole

start as you mean to go on the romance tip

cow girls taking it in

bite the nip

next chair shove

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13 hours ago, kakapo said:

Don't play the idiot, you know exactly what it means.

I only play the idiot. You on the other hand have made it a full-time life choice.


*tosses hair and snaps in a sassy manner*

7 hours ago, yekker said:

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See Yek gets it. 

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8 hours ago, xox said:

how do i get out of this chickenshit outfit

- private hudson 

RIP Hudson, he had some of the best lines.

 

Yesterday I learnt where the phrase "knuckling down" comes from.  Its when your playing marbles and you rest your knuckles spread out on the floor to give yourself a steady hand for flicking the marble.


Tru phax

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