PLEASE LOOK DON'T EVEN POST HERE UNLESS YOU'VE TURNED SP UP TO 11 AND DONE SOMETHING ELITE! I mean that from the bottom of my soul!

[cephoe]

PLEASE listen to SP with enhanced surround-sound and tactile transducers subliminally interfering with the structural integrity of the building and then do something elite like sink into a recliner with a honey who's exhaling tiny dragons of smoke from her nostrils...something please do something.. something cool something worthy...something to dissuade yourself from writing banal comments constantly like "i noticed he uses the same beat in several tracks"...climb a mountain and listen to it on a tinny speaker...it doesn't matter..please....it hurts my spleen

[Guest tidbit]

cool

[Guest mushroom]

Hello Meow: quiet break with catchy tune...loud break with catchy tune with backing pads...end

 

Planetarium: quiet break with catchy tune...loud break with catchy tune with backing pads...quiet break with backing pads...end

 

Welcome to Europe: quiet break with catchy tune...loud break with catchy tune with backing pads...quiet break with backing pads...end

 

all three use the same bassline, the same breaks and very similar pads. it's like he made a template that changes those elements ever-so-slightly and hit "go" three times, then threw a bunch of other sub-par tracks in between so you'd forget about the track that you just listened to.

 

p.s.: this was decided while listening to Hello Everything in the shower standing on my head, except instead of water it was needles, and the music was coming from speakers installed directly in my crotch.

[Guest analogue wings]

This is why Snares will never be a featured artist. Even Squarepusher has better trolls.

[Guest Dr. Elemeno von Hat X: PhD]

hey guyz ur rite that new k-fed song is much mor eoriginal eh

[Josso]

Pink and green, green, green

[cephoe]

Pink and green, green, green

 

the lights are flashing green ...and...BAANNAANABANNAANNNNUUNNNNNNHUNNNNANANBBBUBBAANANANA

N....yeah baby yeah..

[Guest Renivatio]

Square Rave Time!

[Guest Dr. Elemeno von Hat X: PhD]

 

and for balance

 

here is a song about k-fed (no, not by him)

[cephoe]

 

and for balance

 

here is a song about k-fed (no, not by him)

 

ah a gust of eliteness: yeah baby yeah!

[acid1]

ONE TIME I BLASTED PLASTOW FLEX OUT AT 11 AND GOT ALL WORKED UP SO I RAN OUTSIDE AND CHUCKED MY WANG ACROSS THE STREET AND IT HIT A DOG IN THE FACE.

[pylonbitch]

hi tom.

 

 

can i touch your orville?

[NI64]

I just listened to Go Plastic on 11 all the way through and felt so sonically assaulted and raped that I filed a police report against Tom Jenkinson.

[Guest earlgrey]

I just listened to Draft 7.30 at a reasonable volume and, all in all, it was quite pleasant

[Guest Adjective]

Tom, please give a critique of your own gear / setup telling where you feel it falls short.

what is it you desire from your gear?

how high a priority is a "comfortable interface" in your creative tool selections?

 

why does fat controller [g7000 mix] wail so hard?

 

is everything Luke Vibert makes an inside joke mocking electronic music genres?

 

why is acid popular?

[Guest Lester Chaykin]

Hello Meow: quiet break with catchy tune...loud break with catchy tune with backing pads...end

 

Planetarium: quiet break with catchy tune...loud break with catchy tune with backing pads...quiet break with backing pads...end

 

Welcome to Europe: quiet break with catchy tune...loud break with catchy tune with backing pads...quiet break with backing pads...end

 

all three use the same bassline, the same breaks and very similar pads. it's like he made a template that changes those elements ever-so-slightly and hit "go" three times, then threw a bunch of other sub-par tracks in between so you'd forget about the track that you just listened to.

 

p.s.: this was decided while listening to Hello Everything in the shower standing on my head, except instead of water it was needles, and the music was coming from speakers installed directly in my crotch.

 

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

[Guest panga]

p.s.: this was decided while listening to Hello Everything in the shower standing on my head, except instead of water it was needles, and the music was coming from speakers installed directly in my crotch.

 

Yeah, Ive got that new bose system too...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dont buy the fucking headphones.