Aphex Twin The Tuss : Is it Aphex Twin ?

[beNito]

Just kidding...

[Guest Caustic]

Burnt a new hole in my tracksuit today,

smoking soapbar without an ashtray,

Red hot nylon dripping on my skin,

I ripped the fucker off and threw it in the bin.

Soapbars cheap and so's my clothes,

they've gotta be because of all the fucking holes.

It tastes like shit and it makes you cough,

and it's the fucking rubber in it that gets you off.

 

Yeah I smoke soapbar with lots of bits of plastic,

I leaves mine in it 'cos it tastes fantastic.

Skunk costs too much, I cant see the appeal

I'm smoking Port rockie, soap bar or gold seal

Smoke rockie in a bong, a bucket or a hot knives,

bake in in a cake for your mam as a surprise,

I smokes green and it's gone in an instant

but soap bar lasts 'cos it's fucking consistant

 

Smoke it all up, soapbar in the sky,

I'll smoke soap bar 'til I fucking die

before I die and they lay me to rest

I want to smoke soapbar that's the best.

 

Last night I went out driving in my car,

I sparked up a fat spliff of fucking soap bar.

A blim burn burnt right down to my dick,

and while I was distracted,

I fucking crashed in,

to a brick wall,

the car was fucking battered,

the bonnet flipped up and the windscreen shattered

you're better off smoking the green instead

'cos it don't blim burn and it's better for your head

 

Soap bar, sitting in a deep sweat,

thinking I've got to get some rocky for the weekend,

the sight of draw excites me,

stick it in a bong,

light it up and chuck a fucking whitey,

burning holes in my trackie,

the shit always happens when I'm smoking fucking rockie

you heard it on the news, you've seen it on the telly,

Add up for moving soapbar down fucking Lliswerry

 

You've got to do it like ain't you, cos like it's the fucking thing to do

 

I used to smoke skunk but it was far too smelly man

 

Smoke it all up, soapbar in the sky,

I'll smoke soap bar 'til I fucking die

before I die and they lay me to rest

I want to smoke soapbar that's the best.

 

Most Soap Bar comes from fucking Holland,

They make it out of oil and tires and pollen

diesel, mirabar, flat press too

These are the types of soap bar available to you

 

These little bits of plastic you find inside

You can use those as a quality guide

Of the standard of soap bar that you are smoking,

the more bits of plastic means the better the toking

 

Eat a hash cake, bake it a while,

It'll take about an hour,

Ain't draw versatile

You can burn it eat it or smoke it in a spliff

Space cakes, draw gateauxs,

You knows ye Delia Smith

 

Lying in your bed, dropping blims on your pubes,

Selling draw to your mates, but it's really oxo cubes

When your coking up draw, be quick, don't lick it

'cos it's really fucking hot and it'll burn your fingers

 

This bloke said to me, you haven't got a clue,

'bout the damage that soap bar can do to you

I tried to see things from his point of view

but I couldn't fit my head up his arsehole too

The bloke was wrong, I knows my stuff

I knows if I smoke it, I'm gonna feel rough

My lungs are fucked and my throat is raw

'cos the thing about soap bar is it's fucking hardcore

 

Smoke it all up, soapbar in the sky,

I'll smoke soap bar 'til I fucking die

before I die and they lay me to rest...

[Franciscus]

[Rubin Farr]

Queer of the Year.

[not_vikur]

this is even worse than an idiron thread

[beNito]

Let this thread go back to where it belongs...to the end of page 7 !!! (only 7 pages ? I thought there would be more than that...)

 

Or every thread with "Tuss" in it is meant to stay in the top 5 here ?

 

By the way,what's that poem ???

[Guest Idiron]

this is even worse than an idiron thread

 

that was uncalled for

[Guest FDR]

Burnt a new hole in my tracksuit today,

smoking soapbar without an ashtray,

Red hot nylon dripping on my skin,

I ripped the fucker off and threw it in the bin.

Soapbars cheap and so's my clothes,

they've gotta be because of all the fucking holes.

It tastes like shit and it makes you cough,

and it's the fucking rubber in it that gets you off.

 

Yeah I smoke soapbar with lots of bits of plastic,

I leaves mine in it 'cos it tastes fantastic.

Skunk costs too much, I cant see the appeal

I'm smoking Port rockie, soap bar or gold seal

Smoke rockie in a bong, a bucket or a hot knives,

bake in in a cake for your mam as a surprise,

I smokes green and it's gone in an instant

but soap bar lasts 'cos it's fucking consistant

 

Smoke it all up, soapbar in the sky,

I'll smoke soap bar 'til I fucking die

before I die and they lay me to rest

I want to smoke soapbar that's the best.

 

Last night I went out driving in my car,

I sparked up a fat spliff of fucking soap bar.

A blim burn burnt right down to my dick,

and while I was distracted,

I fucking crashed in,

to a brick wall,

the car was fucking battered,

the bonnet flipped up and the windscreen shattered

you're better off smoking the green instead

'cos it don't blim burn and it's better for your head

 

Soap bar, sitting in a deep sweat,

thinking I've got to get some rocky for the weekend,

the sight of draw excites me,

stick it in a bong,

light it up and chuck a fucking whitey,

burning holes in my trackie,

the shit always happens when I'm smoking fucking rockie

you heard it on the news, you've seen it on the telly,

Add up for moving soapbar down fucking Lliswerry

 

You've got to do it like ain't you, cos like it's the fucking thing to do

 

I used to smoke skunk but it was far too smelly man

 

Smoke it all up, soapbar in the sky,

I'll smoke soap bar 'til I fucking die

before I die and they lay me to rest

I want to smoke soapbar that's the best.

 

Most Soap Bar comes from fucking Holland,

They make it out of oil and tires and pollen

diesel, mirabar, flat press too

These are the types of soap bar available to you

 

These little bits of plastic you find inside

You can use those as a quality guide

Of the standard of soap bar that you are smoking,

the more bits of plastic means the better the toking

 

Eat a hash cake, bake it a while,

It'll take about an hour,

Ain't draw versatile

You can burn it eat it or smoke it in a spliff

Space cakes, draw gateauxs,

You knows ye Delia Smith

 

Lying in your bed, dropping blims on your pubes,

Selling draw to your mates, but it's really oxo cubes

When your coking up draw, be quick, don't lick it

'cos it's really fucking hot and it'll burn your fingers

 

This bloke said to me, you haven't got a clue,

'bout the damage that soap bar can do to you

I tried to see things from his point of view

but I couldn't fit my head up his arsehole too

The bloke was wrong, I knows my stuff

I knows if I smoke it, I'm gonna feel rough

My lungs are fucked and my throat is raw

'cos the thing about soap bar is it's fucking hardcore

 

Smoke it all up, soapbar in the sky,

I'll smoke soap bar 'til I fucking die

before I die and they lay me to rest...

its all about self-suicide man