Autechre Funny Autechre Stories

[Guest The Caustic Window]

only story i have is when i was stopped at a red light listening to acroyear2 on LP5 and i heard someone yell out AUTECHRE but i looked around and couldnt spot anybody. well also when i bought L-event and popped it in with my friend in the car he hated it, but that kinda thing happens regularly

[Soloman Tump]

My grandad borrowed my car and I had draft playing pretty loud. He didn't know how to turn it off so he listened to most of the album before parking up again.

 

I asked him what he thought and he said he thought maybe the CD was broken but he could tell it was music.

 

'Chre

[Alcofribas]

the 'chre:

 

you can tell it's music

[dr lopez]

lol

[usagi]

one time I was introduced to this friend-of-a-friend, a total milf with raven-black hair, curvaceous hips and ample bosom, who had good taste in electronic musics. we were hitting it off talking about music and stuff, and I said I was into the 'chre and she was like "oh I love him!". so like any self-respecting watmmer I turned stone-faced and said "there's two of them, you fucking casual" and I didn't get laid that night.

[fizzkinz]

one time I was introduced to this friend-of-a-friend, a total milf with raven-black hair, curvaceous hips and ample bosom, who had good taste in electronic musics. we were hitting it off talking about music and stuff, and I said I was into the 'chre and she was like "oh I love him!". so like any self-respecting watmmer I turned stone-faced and said "there's two of them, you fucking casual" and I didn't get laid that night.

Worth it

[qaz]

I turned up all the lower frequencies on my equalizer and listened to bladelores then my headphones made snap crackle and pop sounds and went silent until I turned it off. It sounded so Autechre I had to do it a couple more times.

[Root5]

 

one time I was introduced to this friend-of-a-friend, a total milf with raven-black hair, curvaceous hips and ample bosom, who had good taste in electronic musics. we were hitting it off talking about music and stuff, and I said I was into the 'chre and she was like "oh I love him!". so like any self-respecting watmmer I turned stone-faced and said "there's two of them, you fucking casual" and I didn't get laid that night.

Worth it

 

 

Nice! I'm mildly embarrassed about this thread, but glad it's still producing quality posts.

 

I turned up all the lower frequencies on my equalizer and listened to bladelores then my headphones made snap crackle and pop sounds and went silent until I turned it off. It sounded so Autechre I had to do it a couple more times.

 

Can you record the output and post it?

[qaz]

 

I turned up all the lower frequencies on my equalizer and listened to bladelores then my headphones made snap crackle and pop sounds and went silent until I turned it off. It sounded so Autechre I had to do it a couple more times.

 

Can you record the output and post it?

 

It happens really quickly, but here you are: www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjn4mr3VloU

It might not be my headphones after all...

[Root5]

Interesting.

[squadgazzz]

 

 

 

On my recent trip to Santa Cruz, Bolivia. Me and my girlfriend decided to get tattoos done. Browsing through their catalogues of usual motives of skulls etc. I wondered. And then remembered wouldn't it be cool to have the ae logo. Decided. Whilst getting it done I got the tattooist (who also dug electronic music) to hook my mp3 up to his laptop so I could listen to Autechre whilst gettin my tattoo done!

Halfwat through someone changed it to Pixies, but thats all good. He liked Autechre and I ended up transferring all me muzak to his laptop. I truly felt like a missionart spreading the word, and was happy in the knowledge that one day soon he would be getting his Autechre breakthrough, and all because of me hehe

Welcome to the Autechre tattoo club

 

Thank you six. Let's see yours then

 

 

Reupload please!

[MadameChaos]

this thread has inspired me to make up a joke

 

 

it's not going to be good though

 

 

better brace yourself

 

 

maybe sit down even

 

 

ok here goes

 

 

what did Rob and Sean say when I told them I wouldn't take my little sister to Disneyland?

 

 

aw tek er

 

 

 

 

i'll get my coat

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Amen Lare]

this thread has inspired me to make up a joke

 

 

it's not going to be good though

 

 

better brace yourself

 

 

maybe sit down even

 

 

ok here goes

 

 

what did Rob and Sean say when I told them I wouldn't take my little sister to Disneyland?

 

 

aw tek er

 

 

 

 

i'll get my coat

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's funny, no need to be so spoiler-protective about it, women can tell jokes occasionally

[Silent Member]

I like

[th555]

lol

[Root5]

Joke delivered.

[th555]

I played Quaristice for my family and my brother said he didn't want to hear this "noise bullshit" :P

[AJW]

lol, how far into the album did you get before this Quaristice family meeting dispersed?

[joseph]

I played Quaristice for my family

loool

[xox]

this thread has inspired me to make up a joke

 

 

it's not going to be good though

 

 

better brace yourself

 

 

maybe sit down even

 

 

ok here goes

 

 

what did Rob and Sean say when I told them I wouldn't take my little sister to Disneyland?

 

 

aw tek er

 

 

 

 

i'll get my coat

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

good one :)

 

[xox]

I played Quaristice for my family

 

definitely the optimist of the decade

[Candiru]

One time I was out on a date with some okcupid girly girl and we were just chilling in the backseat of my car for no apparent reason. I was about to get a beej, so I decided to push my luck and reached for my iPod to put on pen expers because life is chock full of luls. Upon pressing play, this nice young lady morphed into a Komodo dragon, complete with scales and poisonous saliva. I didn't move. Upon the completion of the track and said beej, she turned into an eagle and flew away. But the Komodo poison did not effect me which I think has something to do with autechres or the random shots we got in elementary school.

[usagi]

Once upon a time autechre the end.

[David Bowman]

I showed my mom the Gantz graf video once ages ago - it really helped her to follow along with the song, she thought it was really cool.

[th555]

At first I got away with it because there was this really loud noise from the cooker hood lol. But then at around Plyphon or Perlence the noise stopped and they heard Quaristice and not long afterwards I had to put on some jazz or something.

 

'nother story, I once played Gantz Graf quite loudly at a small house party, just for shits and giggles ofc, but my mate (who's into metal and rock) thought it was quite cool.

Edited March 29, 2014 by th555