Autechre Funny Autechre Stories

[thehauntingsoul]

lol

[Capsaicin]

lol

[Guest Rabid]

lol

[Guest Rogueofmv]

lol

[Guest nene multiple assgasms]

well, was it?

 

nope...she said shed never heard music that was repetitive.

 

 

she's never listened to the radio?

[Guest Great Maker ShaiHulud]

[thehauntingsoul]

 

 

lol

[Guest Enter a new display name]

 

SEAN, NO!

[six]

lol

[Capsaicin]

lol

[Guest theSun]

lawlnazi

[MAXIMUS MISCHIEF]

my dad the other day while i was listening to quaristice:

 

"that's some weird shit you're listening to there"

 

i laughed

[gaarg]

My girlfriend klicked the play button to Tri Repetae cd2 on my old cd player. The old machine makes static noise sometimes, that has to be manipulated by turning the volume up and down. So second bad vibel starts and she's all like wtf this noise doesn't stop, fucking radio, and I'm all lol and that made my day.

 

It might be her favorite ae track ever after.

[Guest HWNDarkside]

Random Autechre tracks playing in the car

 

Son (2 1/2 years old - the half is very important) - Mummy, what's that noise?

 

Mummy - What noise darling?

 

Son - What's that noise Mummy?

 

Mummy - oh, that's Daddy's music

 

Son - no Mummy, it's a phone

 

Mummy - No, it's Daddy's music

 

Son - it's NOT music! It's a phone!

 

Dad - lol

 

Son - Mummy, ANSWER YOUR PHONE!!

 

 

[QBLA]

the other day at work, i started about an hour earlier to catch up on shit. i was the only one in my office so i blasted pandora radio and v-proc came on... i sat there nodding my head like you would to hip hop and one of my co-workers walked in doing the crip walk... he then said "this is some weird shit... but it's tight as hell! i wanna bust out the cardboard now!"

[Guest Otto Krat]

Random Autechre tracks playing in the car

 

Son (2 1/2 years old - the half is very important) - Mummy, what's that noise?

 

Mummy - What noise darling?

 

Son - What's that noise Mummy?

 

Mummy - oh, that's Daddy's music

 

Son - no Mummy, it's a phone

 

Mummy - No, it's Daddy's music

 

Son - it's NOT music! It's a phone!

 

Dad - lol

 

Son - Mummy, ANSWER YOUR PHONE!!

 

Lol at making his 2 years old son listen to autechre: the little gut is gonna have some hell of a musical education.

 

I think I'll be making the same, but I have to procreate first. Btw, do you guys listen to ae while making love? Even for a fan that must be disturbing.

[Root5]

Random Autechre tracks playing in the car

 

Son (2 1/2 years old - the half is very important) - Mummy, what's that noise?

 

Mummy - What noise darling?

 

Son - What's that noise Mummy?

 

Mummy - oh, that's Daddy's music

 

Son - no Mummy, it's a phone

 

Mummy - No, it's Daddy's music

 

Son - it's NOT music! It's a phone!

 

Dad - lol

 

Son - Mummy, ANSWER YOUR PHONE!!

 

That is a great story.

 

 

Btw, do you guys listen to ae while making love? Even for a fan that must be disturbing.

 

I had sex to quaristice when it came out. I remember the girl lolled when Perlence came on, and she said "What the fuck is this music?"

 

[kaini]

it's impossible to fuck to draft, the farty noises make me lol too much

[QBLA]

Random Autechre tracks playing in the car

 

Son (2 1/2 years old - the half is very important) - Mummy, what's that noise?

 

Mummy - What noise darling?

 

Son - What's that noise Mummy?

 

Mummy - oh, that's Daddy's music

 

Son - no Mummy, it's a phone

 

Mummy - No, it's Daddy's music

 

Son - it's NOT music! It's a phone!

 

Dad - lol

 

Son - Mummy, ANSWER YOUR PHONE!!

 

Lol at making his 2 years old son listen to autechre: the little gut is gonna have some hell of a musical education.

 

I think I'll be making the same, but I have to procreate first. Btw, do you guys listen to ae while making love? Even for a fan that must be disturbing.

 

to tri repetae back in the day!

[gaarg]

Again its a tri repetae 2 story of snuggling with my gf all night while the album was on repeat. Oh, those were the days... (actually only one night)

[thehauntingsoul]

ae fans don't "make love", they interface.

 

fucking lol!

[Guest HWNDarkside]

Lol at making his 2 years old son listen to autechre: the little gut is gonna have some hell of a musical education.

 

In fairness he prefers filthly drum'n'bass - Current Value (who is the Autechre of d'n'b IMO), Cooh, Tech Itch and the like :devil:

[Capsaicin]

ae fans don't "make love", they interface.

Oh, so many knobs! Twiddle me harder! Oh yes! Insert your 1/4" plug into me! Yeeaaahhh that's it

Edited June 22, 2009 by Capsaicin

[Blir]

I'd bend her circuits any day of the week IFYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN

 

[Guest pineaway616]

I had stud playing on my laptop in a different room, someone in the house thought they heard birds chirping or something coming from the room.