Jump to content
Sign in to follow this  
playbynumbers

WATMM funny quotes thread

Recommended Posts

lol, once again

 

NOTICE: This thread exists for the express purpose of collecting funny things/pictures/etc that WATMM members say/make/do. Anything posted here that isn't a direct (conversations about quotes will also be moved) quote will be moved here.

 

also,

 

i often wondered if it was acceptable to post your own lols in here.

it is never acceptable

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest (o_o)
Dude your html code is wrong.

 

Fixted:

 

vader-nooooo.jpg

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
no seriously, how the hell does one move far far away? more specifically, how do two 20 year olds move to a city across country with no jobs and two cats?

 

my mom, myself, and my friend peter are planning on moving to Oregon together, my friend and i to get an apartment in the city, and my mom's going to look someplace south. i'm not stoked on the idea of shipping my cats out, and my moms not excited about shipping her dog out, so they'd be in the car with us. driving across country, 10 hours a day, we're looking at 5-6 days of driving, station wagon, 3 adults, 2 cats, and a 70 pound dog. then a rented trailer to pull our shit? ship furnature? fly out a month before and secure an apartment? would we say "we have a few grand, we'll get jobs when we get here, the cats wont pee"?

 

HOW

 

:(

 

 

i'm not gonna lie zelah, it would be best if you killed yourself

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest 10010
yeah, there are rhythms everywhere, and nice percussive sounds.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest 10010
what's sad is losing most of the quotes with the crash..

 

i don't mind at all spending two days hacking out a site so as to keep the shit straight

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I'd rather my girlfriend think that I am attracted, sexually, to my own father.

 

One by Essines that is probably wrong but a personal favourite posted in the thread asking people to bring there girlfriends onto WATMM.

Edited by tec

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I got plenty of dudes but most important to me is Beno being my bitch.

 

 

i'd probably say tec was my dude because he knows whats gwanning

 

Not sure if he saw what I wrote before his post but the timing was perfect, cracked me up although obviously my insult is all in good jest. Beno is clearly not my bitch, I am just his pimp.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest Lost in Ohio
plus i named my blow up fuck doll WATMM.

 

:blink:

 

nahhhh

 

:lol:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest Iain C
But then again yesterday I was sort of kissing this girl in her neck and she seemed to get off on me grooving my broken bit of tooth all over the place, but then it turned out she really liked somebody else so that wasn't too good.

BTW not British.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
oh shutup and take a joke homo

 

:lol:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest boo
ive got a different kind of problem in slsk.. and his name is weet+abix

 

 

is that fag vikur still about...i quit slsk because of him and tubgirl a little bit

 

 

no no vikur is not vikur is now weet+abix is fag, the elvis of internet along with hans abix are both not is

 

 

that didnt make sense?

 

 

my reply was hakkered by the internet powers that be.

 

is he your bob?

 

 

lol?

 

 

no,not really .. its quite clear that replies like this wont get to funny quotes...

 

but i do feel like iam your parent ..and you kids are just playing.. with eachother .. and not with me.

 

so no lol.. more like : cry :

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest challenger
saying that sinicalypse is a fucking loser-ass bitch dumbass dicksucker? that's like saying water's wet. we all know that.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest 10010
i dont want my post count back but it should be stated in this thread that i aint no fuckin noob

 

Lupa

 

that's right

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
i love weet_abix and weet+abix (the man and the food).

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I'm not spending £6 for something that's only slightly better than a kick in the balls.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Think you could do something about your incredibly nsfw sig LOL Alzado? :unsure:

 

 

you don't like football?

 

 

lol

 

 

 

monday night footbal btw is packers vs vikings i cant fucking wait!!! Go cheeseheads!!!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

314344322_l.jpg

 

I'd hit it.

 

i only do necrophilia if its still slightly warm

 

 

Just heat her up in the microwave.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
a tread for general food discussion. (maybe there should a sub-forum for general food discussion....lol?)

 

 

 

pussy.....

 

 

 

 

i wish...

I don't know, eating pussy while browsing watmm might be a new low.

 

 

this is something i need to do...
Edited by Squee

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest 10010
I think Lewd Archives should've hit shelves in October.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
anyone who says fag is a spastic

 

 

we can always use the word "zelah"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest boo
That reminds me of the most beautiful girl I ever saw, she was in a painting above my mate's TV but that didn't stop her from tossing her hair and winking at me with her burning red eyes.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Was a good film, but it seemed formulaic, in that it was JR cash singing, doing drugs, getting angry at what's-her-name, then him singing again, doing drugs, and getting angry at what's-her-name...

 

but all in all i really enjoyed it, worth while checking out.

 

Well, I mean, it was his life...

 

I haven't seen it so I can't really comment, but if a biopic accurately follows the story of someones life, can it be called formulaic? Or should we call their life formulaic?

 

god's a shit writer

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.

×
×
  • Create New...