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Guest KY
never say never

 

well never say forever either

on duke nukem forever

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Gibson_William_400.jpg

 

WILLIUAM GIBSIN CALLED

 

HE WANTS TYO OPTION THIS THREAD FOR HIS NEXY NOVEL

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Guest nene multiple assgasms
i had a dream back in the day when i was about 5, i was in the laundry mat in our old apartments with my mom and she had left me because she had forgotten the soap, so i was watching the clothes.

 

next thing i know the fat boys walk into the laundry mat.

 

i am sitting on a washing machine and the darkest one comes up to me with a nail clipper with one of those filers in them with the file exposed, and has it in his hands and presses into my stomach into it and he says

 

"I'm gonna eat you"

 

yo nigga woke up scared as fuck.

 

but when i was little i used to hear bouncing balls in my head at night, chung chung chung chung!

 

i used to imagine that there was a huge red ball bouncing on the street.

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McDonalds is the place to rock

It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat

It is a good place to listen to the music

People flock here to get down to the rock music

 

Rock and Roll McDonalds

Rock and Roll McDonalds

Rock and Roll McDonalds

Rock and Roll McDonalds

 

McDonalds will make you fat

They serve Big Macs

They serve Quarter-Pounders

They will put pounds on you

 

Rock and Roll McDonalds

Rock and Roll McDonalds

Rock and Roll McDonalds

Rock and Roll McDonalds

 

McDonalds hamburgers are the worst

They are worse than Burger King

A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat

A Quarter-Pounder has 28 grams of fat

 

Rock and Roll McDonalds

Rock and Roll McDonalds

Rock and Roll McDonalds

Rock and Roll McDonalds

(repeat X more than allowed)

 

 

 

DO IT RECURSIVELY OR NOT AT ALL

Edited by OneToThirtySix

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Guest boo

quite funny

slammin body for sure. except she's like 6'5 and would swallow you whole with her vagina

 

and pull your skeleton out like heathcliff the cat does with fish

 

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You guys are hilarious, all it is is a f*cking banner! Go outside and do something else.

 

Glad you took the time to come in here from the outside and enlighten us.

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HOW DOES PRONOS LOOK ON IT!:!>!?!

 

 

 

HOW DOES PRONOS LOOK ON IT!:!>!?!

 

THEY LOOK AMAZING, AND IF YOU HAVE LOADS OF PRON UP AT ONCE, AND YOU LOSE WHAT YOU WANTED TO SAVE FOR WHEN YOU ARE ABOUT TO CUM... YOU CAN JUST PREVIEW THE ONE, YES ONE BROWSER ICON AND SEE EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED TO OPEN. INSTEAD OF HAVING LOADS OF SHIT OPEN, IT JUST STAYS UNDER ONE ICON ON THE TASKBAR.

 

 

 

 

Real life lol

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from recipe thread...

 

drop pants

dip nuts in your favorite dip

insert in mouth

 

viola!

 

the 'viola!' bit broke me.

Edited by keltoi

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are there 20 months in the year now?

 

 

lol classic

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I have a Theremin app on my iPhone, does that count?

 

naturally. Everyone needs their temperature checking every now and then.

 

so bad it gave me the lols.

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i doubt it; plum's not a very good rape.

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Glenn.jpg

 

Isn't that guy in Justice?

 

I don't know, but he looks like he serves it, ice cold.

 

double lol

Edited by takeshi

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Should've called the album 'Prolapse'.

 

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Guest IRARI
so somewhere somehow on a television in the background i've heard the name "lady gaga" and she was spoken of like she's some big pop act and even madonna takes time to go see her concerts when she's not doing her own concerts and i'm like whatever. and then one day eventually like 5:30am i see some bit of a music video and i see this ugly bitch in some weird costume flailing in quite possibly the most overtly done up ugly fake fingernails ever:

 

Lady-Gaga-music-10.jpg

 

is this just another massmedia creation of a semi-to-fuckable bitch who can sing getting out there and weird quasi-futuristic/dadaist slutting it up with an excess of no-doubt-mandated style upon her in the hopes that she can become a thing, or perhaps is tehre something deep true and real about this [email protected]

 

ts;dr

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Lol, you do know that Tsm has a cute face and you have the mooney face of an ogre, right?

yeah i have SUCH a face of an ogre...like i mean..i haven't hooked up with anyone from this site..oh never.. just because like you said: i have the face of an ogre.

 

 

i'm shrek, bitch.

don't hate

 

lol you're more like a pillow than anything

man would i love to lay on that arm fat

 

oh and i wouldn't type such a post if i were you....you don't want to know what analogue wings is going to do with that thought in his head

 

WOW I GOT CALLED FAT BY WEED.

 

NOT NEARLY AS IRONIC AS WHEN THEO CALLED ME FAT BUT PRETTY CLOSE.

 

 

 

call me a whore and pull my hair

 

not a problem

you are prolly about 40 pounds heavier than i am.

no judgment, like i said..i really do want to lay on them arms

they look so comfy

 

 

cartman-gets-an-anal-probe-2007112103221

 

AWWWW YEAH! CHICK FIGHT!

 

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alright, first off, forzen pizzas is bullshit.

 

 

forzen pizza is bullshits.

 

 

look, im gettin a frozen pizza? im gettin the shitty shit, im gettin motherfuckin totino's combo topping pizza and fucking folding it and eating it like a sandwich fuck you nigga$

 

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i had this dream where i was this hot blonde chick with big boobz, and i worked as some menial delivery person or something, i went to this house and dropped off the shit, and i saw there was another hot blonde chick with big boobz and i totally didn't care so i was like "hey, you want me to eat yerr pussy", and she was all like,, "ooohh, ok", and then i had a dick, and i was givin her the good ol rub down and then since i had a dick we were lookin for rubbers but then this other geeky sorta chick came outta nowhere, she'd been lookin for condoms for a long time but all she could find was 2 bandaids, everyone knew that wouldn't work but fuck it cuz its a dream right? it didn't work and she got pregnant, any ways by this time i already had woken up, around halfway in the dream, and made sure not to eject semen all over the place, cuz i was in a bunkbed in a room with 5 other doodz

 

i get pissed off and stab people in the neck, real deep, like steven seagal does, in UNDER SIEGE

 

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Oh man I didn't realize this was about me. fuck, I read this every time as just simply "Terminator Salvation"

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I can't think of anything else to call it though. Flat disc of dough with foodstuffs applied to the surface? Pizza is easier innit.

 

well if you're going to be an idiot and come up with the longest possible name you can then i guess it'd be fair to let you use pizza. cause you could call pizza Flat disc of dough with foodstuffs applied to the surface that isn't vegan, i guess.

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Guest beatfanatic

QUOTE (The Pod @ May 25 2009, 07:11 PM) *

all yer fat is clogging ur ears lol

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Guest ward
if you turn the person you're snuggling with upside-down it feels like you're snuggling someone else

 

 

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it reminded me of pass the parcel as a young kid when my dad would stop the music and ass-rape me and all my little chums

is that a scottish custom?

 

 

no just my dad's

 

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That's JS park's dick btw

 

 

i would know JS park's dick anywhere

 

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