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I used to obsessively save every pic from the Most Recent Pics thread. Prolific posters have their own folders. For some reason this stopped being important to me towards the end of last summer... I guess when I spent a couple of months without the internet in my new house.

 

Based purely on appearance / photogenicity, my favourite WATMMers are Salvatorin, Encey, Goffer, Kaen and Fenton.

 

This isn't weird

 

And it's not a sex thing either

 

 

 

 

 

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apparently you can have them as pets because they are very tame. maybe one day i'll have one. probably not a giant anteater but a smaller species. it takes a lot of work but it might be rewarding for both me and the anteater. you have to make them ant oatmeal or something. how cool would it be to take one out into the woods to forage for ants together. together we would eat all the ants in the forest. i am an anteater.

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Guest tidbit
Totems Flare is his best album yet I think. It combines what I love about turning dragon and body riddle just like the press release said... man... I was pretty much blown out of my mind listening to this on headphones last night high as shit. It felt like I was seeing light trails at certain times especially on rainbow voodoo... fucking insane visuals

 

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Today I converted a few .psd files into raw audio data and sampled it.

Here's the result. Tell me what you think/what I should do with it.

 

 

 

try printing it out

 

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Guest abusivegeorge
why does the 2nd page of every thread turn into some one sentence wank circle? because this is where this is going again. dead legs for all of you.

 

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Guest boo
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You must be in a good mood, because Max Payne made me shit out my mouth.

 

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Guest boo
I've got a japanese friend (yes that's the one who wanked over a pic of his ass).

 

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Guest IRARI
While we're on the subject of Fresh Prince jokes; my friend told me once that he wanted a box fan with this progression of settings:

 

1 - Chillin out

2 - Maxin

3 - Relaxin

4 - All cool

 

How intelligent is my friend?

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Guest tidbit
sound is for the ears, not the eyes. ...

 

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Guest idrn
it's time for some real man talk. i reckon you might not feel comfortable enough with these females to do something as intimate as shedding penis tears. you could try normal crying during sex, then if she comforts you rather than leaving/telling you to leave, you'll feel loved enough to cum.

 

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im saving to buy WATMM and then shut it down forever as a messageboard, leaving only a bare site with pictures of essiness and kaen photoshopped to be nude

 

 

 

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there were times when i would talk with female friends and i would think to myself "she'd look good with my dick in her mouth!" then lol... they'd be like "what? why are you laughing?" and i just continue with the conversation and shit... i do this with the nurse at the chiro everytime i see her!

hahahahahahahahah it's funny cause it's true

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in the thread about the identiy of Top Gear's "Stig":

 

<!--quoteo(post=1070373:date=Jun 21 2009, 12:30 PM:name=assegai)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (assegai @ Jun 21 2009, 12:30 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1070373"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->It's already been revealed, not a big suprise

 

Stig2.jpg

 

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Guest ward
a few people have been up to me while clubbing and said , hey arent you messiaen? to which i reply with a blank expression of abject terror.

 

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Michael Jackson is dead thread:

 

CNN said he burst into flames.

 

 

Fox News say he turned into a car. I just don't know who to believe right now.

 

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Guest Iain C
ive figured it out.... joyrex was michael jackson.

 

Now I know what he meant when he said he played with his childrens Wii

 

 

LOL guys

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Michael Jackson is dead thread:

 

CNN said he burst into flames.

 

 

Fox News say he turned into a car. I just don't know who to believe right now.

 

oh man, proper fucking chest guffaw

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sorry if this has already been posted here.

 

l_147f258a3696464ab7f20ec39d6244ee.jpg

 

 

double lol

 

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rambo's antarctica album art edits...

 

 

Antarticaartwork.jpg

 

 

 

 

Pigster, i'm just going to tweak yours a little, hope that's cool with you

 

ANT.jpg

 

 

 

 

attention, kitschy artwork ahead:

 

antarctica.jpg

 

I like that. Gonna tweak it slightly...

 

antarctica.jpg

 

 

 

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Guest boo

just checkin how do i look like

 

flamboyantly gay.

 

edit: added plum's response

Edited by tauboo

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I just printed this thread and took a massive shit on it.

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many a night too much adderall i just want to edit my myspace page for 10 hours straight

 

then edit my aim profile

 

then make some movies

 

and talk to some people for a long time over pancakes i haven't slept yet how crazy is that guys

 

2 days later oh hey guys i haven't slept, holy crap right?

 

oh shit guys i haven't slept for 4 days guys

 

that art is moving guys who painted those shadows on my wall

 

why are the shadows all over my walls

 

HOLY SHIT george washington is living inside of my door mustache man mustache man mustache man

 

probably my favourite post in the history of watmm

Edited by modey

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Just doodling

Lion-Humps-Man-Graphite-Paper_500x500.jpg

 

thats a lol.

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