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Sometimes during really intense docking with Alzado I roar out the name "Lyle".

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Guest IRARI

i put on a hazmat suit and hump this piece of uranium i found in my backyard

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Guest Calx Sherbet

holy shit, lol

 

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I'm not very good at this.

 

i'm not sure why i just remembered that. but i busted a gut when it came to mind

Edited by Calx Sherbet

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Is that Woody Harrelson?

 

no. this is woody harrelson...

 

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no. this is woody harrelson...

 

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ask her about her wiping technique. when she looks at you quizzically, striking that same dumb pose she strikes in the three pictures you've posted, ask her "when you wipe shit off your anus, how do you do it? because a guy on the internet wanted to know." then lean in, let your disgusting white guy dreadlocks fall in front of your eyes in the same manner they do when you're banging out a flashbulb rip off in an empty all ages venue, look her in the eyes and say "do you sit or do you stand up? zaphod wants to know" then punch her cunt

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don't know what you guys are talking about. i bought lady gagas cd at walmart and i think it is great.i was so excited that i took a photo after listening.

 

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your hair looks nice in that picture

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God damn this shit made me fucking lol so hard. Why? I have no clue, I think it's the mounting of the rooster at the end that tipped it over the edge. A+

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There is nothing more serious than porn

Does anyone ever just sit there watching porn with a furrowed brow?

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Edited by kaini

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zaz would touch troon with his weakest jab and that skinny goth would be stumbling down queer street

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Guest Calx Sherbet

(at Ezzkerldurp)

 

are you my doppleganger?

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Guest abusivegeorge

There are some old people that know how to kick it and have fun

 

 

There are some old people that know how to kick it and have fun

 

Bucephalus Bouncing Chomsky don't like the oldies eh? Understandable, hear hear

 

 

wat

 

I said there are some good old people

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Guest Calx Sherbet

Seriously no silly WATMM responses here, would like to know if anyone is suffering from the disorder or knows anyone who is. Have to write an essay on it soon, before you say anything I am not relying on WATMM members to bail me about of this essay.Thanks.

 

 

troon

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猫の下痢好きですか: or when you start fapping to porn on your monitor, close your eyes, 4 minutes later you're done and there's a sandwich and glass of orange juice sitting on your desk that wasn't there before

猫の下痢好きですか means : "do you like cats diarreah? (spelling fuck you)

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Some serious lols going on in the WATMM twiddla room yesterday

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Guest Rambo

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I miss Tauboo.

Anyone know what happened to him?

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craig, not cool.

 

*a horse gallops through my living room and out into the night*

 

*children with automatic weapons sing Sepultura songs*

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who are these 60s bands that no ones heard of? (no one meaning you and your friends). i see no 60s bands on the roster.

 

*60* bands, not 60s bands.

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a jazzband thread

post your jazzbands

 

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hopefully we can all post at least one jazzband and get this shameful terminal lateness behind us for good

 

 

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thread closed because of toron

Edited by triachus

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i require a physical spacebar for all my character spacing.

 

you gotta give 'em credit. steve jobs' skeleton makes a very nice presentation.

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Hehe - Some good lols here for the Lost fans among us. :cisfor:

 

What really happened to Walt

 

 

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in the new timeline, he opens the first ever big kahuna burger on the island. it eventually becomes a franchise and walt gets rich selling tasty burgas and revitalizes john travolta's career.

 

Plus, Walt is tired of these motherfucking polar bears on this motherfucking island.

 

ah, lol. maybe there were snakes on that muthafuckin plane causing the crash.

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Guest Adjective

What is the socially acceptable time to wait before replying? I feel that if I reply right away I come off as too eager to talk, and I creep the other person out. I feel as if I wait an hour or more, I come off as pretentious and holier than thou or the person thinks I'm away from the phone.

 

here's a good solution: text them back asking how long they would like you to pause before replying and maybe gently enquire how this will shape their opinion of you. Honesty is the best policy here.

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about the film shortbus:

Honestly though, I wasn't "blown" away by the film. I think if it "came out" in the late '60s (perhaps "69") it would have made a more significant ejaculation.

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