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this thread is a perfect illustration of the difference between wattm then and wattm now; the difference between synthesis and regurgitation. this is all lazy, emabarassing, fucking bullshit. it's dim and it reflects how far we've come in the lowest common denominator department in the past few years. instead of creating internets, we sit back with a bag of cheetos like all the fucking burnouts that now are being turned on to IDM and we vomit barely amusing shit merely worthy of the most worthless of youtube commentary. people should be quoting us in their fucking boring ass funny pictures thread on their fucking motorcycle mod forum. instead we are hurr-durring over their scraps. none of this shit is remotely funny. this is a fucking abomination. it makes me question the time i've spent here. it should be telling that the post your most recent pic thread is infinitely funnier than this thread. Exhibit A:

 

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THAT IS FUCKING WATMM MAN. yet we have 58 pages (by my count) of repeatedly disappointing, thoughtless, 4chan, intarwebs, lolcats, mr. t ate my balls, crap in this thread. every day i get disappointed. the lowlight of my day is clicking on this thread. we are so much better than this. pardon me for expecting more. a thread on watmm about funny pictures should make me fall out of my chair, and no doubt would have before we all started creating threads like this, and threads with nothing but youtubes, threads with nothing but silent links to articles, threads expecting to generate discussion with no real seed planted from the OP. we used to make each other laugh, and this is all just a sad reminder of either (a) how the truly funny people have all given up and left or (b) how we dont really know each other anymore like we used to.

 

I challenge everyone! take the time to talk about yourselves! talk about your lives! talk about what is bothering you, let's get to know one another, humor gets exponential with familiarity. humor gets exponential with familiarity and tragedy! what the fuck man? what is this shit! this is nothing more than a fucking weak-ass google image search man! we all are here because we are all weird and like weird music. because we are special! because we are brilliant! because we have the best taste in music!

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There has only ever been 5 members of watmm: Jorex, Rambo, Fred, Yegg (who plays all female roles) and Theocide. Why do you think everyone was so angry when Theocide got banned? The membership was slashed by 20%. So if you are reading this now and you know you are not one of these people, count yourself lucky because you are one of the people who has been allowed to post here before being banned. And you know why you haven't been banned yet? Because i toldd Joyrex you were me. He always finds out eventually though.

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From the Breaking Bad thread:

 

Man how big is the stick up your ass when you tune in? :cerious:

That's a very good question. I think roughly the same size of the Night Elf cock buried in your throat when you queued up to watch Avatar for the 10th time. So, 24 inches?

 

HAHAHAHA!!

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From the Breaking Bad thread:

 

Man how big is the stick up your ass when you tune in? :cerious:

That's a very good question. I think roughly the same size of the Night Elf cock buried in your throat when you queued up to watch Avatar for the 10th time. So, 24 inches?

 

HAHAHAHA!!

 

lol

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From the 21st birthday thread:

 

Mine was so unbelievably dull its pointless even writi

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That's weird, usually it's Catholic Fourth Grade Boys in Trouble.

This one made me lol fucking hard :D:P

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I recently got about 3,500 boners at once when I fucked this pregnant girl who had only become orgasmic since pregnancy, in fact, it was while she was fucking me, the first time she ever orgasmed, I instanly went from 3,500 to about 11.5 million boners at once, it shot from 11.5 million, to about 300 million, when she told me to cum inside her anyway coz she's already pregnant.

 

It really helped that I have a fetish for pregnant girls, and this was my first time with one, fulfilling that desire.

 

Fucking win.

 

little do you know those boners were the result of you cumming in the fetus' fontanelle, leaving it with permanent brain damage.

 

 

 

Not true, I looked this stuff up before fucking her, not only is it healthy for the baby if the mother experiences orgasm through pregnancy (the baby can feel it too). It is also extremely healthy for the baby to eat my cum.

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and they let you work in a youth centre.

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"Music For 50 Retirement Home Electric Door Chimes" aka "Oversteps".

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is she in that nick and norah movie where micheal cera plays michael cera?

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if someone hands you a bottle of smirnoff ice, smash them in the face with it, then piss all over them while they bleed out.

"You just got iced, bro".

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12ee49445f6a7bedef39311ae5e06b7fe5ba19b6_m.jpg

 

That's weird, usually it's Catholic Fourth Grade Boys in Trouble.

This one made me lol fucking hard :D:P

i've seen that movie, it's a bunch of short videos...

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12ee49445f6a7bedef39311ae5e06b7fe5ba19b6_m.jpg

 

That's weird, usually it's Catholic Fourth Grade Boys in Trouble.

This one made me lol fucking hard :D:P

i've seen that movie, it's a bunch of short videos...

 

You mean somebody has saved a bunch of redtube clips and made a movie with them :emotawesomepm9:

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12ee49445f6a7bedef39311ae5e06b7fe5ba19b6_m.jpg

 

That's weird, usually it's Catholic Fourth Grade Boys in Trouble.

This one made me lol fucking hard :D:P

i've seen that movie, it's a bunch of short videos...

 

You mean somebody has saved a bunch of redtube clips and made a movie with them :emotawesomepm9:

 

naw it was a comedy movie with fake tailors and sketches and shit. fuck i wish i knew what it was called..

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12ee49445f6a7bedef39311ae5e06b7fe5ba19b6_m.jpg

 

That's weird, usually it's Catholic Fourth Grade Boys in Trouble.

This one made me lol fucking hard :D:P

i've seen that movie, it's a bunch of short videos...

 

You mean somebody has saved a bunch of redtube clips and made a movie with them :emotawesomepm9:

 

naw it was a comedy movie with fake tailors and sketches and shit. fuck i wish i knew what it was called..

 

The Kentucky Fried Movie

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fuck i wish i knew what it was called..

 

Your reply would make good titles for porn movies

 

"fuck I wish" and then a follow up movie with "fuck I wish I knew"

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:facepalm:

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Looks and sounds like a continuation of JaS...

 

LOL, is that Tom in the video???

 

Erm, that is from JaS :blink:

:emotawesomepm9:

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OH SNAP! wat?! :tongue:

damn, i was pretty wasted last night lol

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