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teenage girls will run everything in cooperation with dolphins. obviously they won't all be teenage but they'll look and behave as though they are, and ride dolphins for transport. pretty much no men.

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snapback.pngJoyrex, on 14 September 2011 - 10:01 AM, said:

 

 

snapback.pngMAXIMUS MISCHIEF, on 14 September 2011 - 05:04 AM, said:

 

so this is porn for females but only males are allowed in the thread so can girls post nice tits ?

 

No, and as soon as this thread devolves into that territory, it too will be closed. Starting to wonder why I haven't closed it already...

 

 

 

 

Perhaps it's because you can't pry your curious gaze away from that taut, pink skin stretched over those firm but yielding cheeks. Maybe it's the odd glimpse from the rear, through sufficiently parted thighs, that allows a peek at a tight, tempting hole, some pert balls behind rippled sheath and the erotic jut of a windbeaten member?

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Props to you, lumpenprol. I wanted to post the same thing but didn't have the motivation to quote each individual thing.

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As for 'allowed to be adults again' - I don't think we'd be having this discussion at all if more people acted like adults on here. Being able to post porn and discuss bodily functions for a cheap laugh is not what I would consider being an adult.

*farts*

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As for 'allowed to be adults again' - I don't think we'd be having this discussion at all if more people acted like adults on here. Being able to post porn and discuss bodily functions for a cheap laugh is not what I would consider being an adult.

*farts*

 

joyrex, you might have to ban yourself because if this. or give yourself a warning :happy:

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As for 'allowed to be adults again' - I don't think we'd be having this discussion at all if more people acted like adults on here. Being able to post porn and discuss bodily functions for a cheap laugh is not what I would consider being an adult.

*farts*

 

joyrex, you might have to ban yourself because if this. or give yourself a warning :happy:

 

That was the old me, and has been gone for some time - hadn't you noticed?

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Now he's pure gelatinous evil :D

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Sounds like an Olestra Farttm

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lol

 

anal leakage

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OH I UNDERSTAND FOOTWORK NOW

 

It's like early Industrial, you don't actually -listen- to it, you're just influenced by it

 

and the influences reinvigorate existing genres because all the stuff that hints at it I really like though the music itself is shit

 

I'm not sure how this works but it does.

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for posterity

 

Pictured: WATMM/Hipster relations

 

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It so much depends on the accent. American english sounds like drunken farmer's talk, british mostly like super snob talk, Australian sounds like a paranoid extremist is having a perpetual bladder crisis.

Edited by LUDD

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i dont go to starbucks cuz coffe is gross but mcdonalands is cool and if u dont like mcdonalds ur probably a pozer (but burger king is better)

mconalds is NOT jbc. dont even act like they are. I cant write in Richie Ball knowing he thinks madondals is cool. :facepalm:

where else can u get chicken mcnugget

you just cut the nugget off the chicken and grease it

 

put it on my plate and i will sing, sing, sing about it

i dont think it is so easy to cut a chickens nugget off

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Guest nene multiple assgasms

My old girlfriend tried to make me a sandwich once so i broke 3 of her ribs.

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Also why would anybody iron a sheet?

 

It's attitudes like this that have led to the decline of the UK manufacturing base to only 10% of GDP. Have a think about that when your daughter ends up as the concubine of a chinese industrialist and your son comes home with no arms after fighting the belgians for the last piece of coal in western europe.

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slightly edited for effect...

 

 

I'm not as effete as you might expect to be honest. Although I say that as a man who's wearing tight purple cords.

 

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He said he knows Bukem and Makoto. Which makes me think he isn't talking about getting into clowns farting in a bath music.

 

made me giggle at work

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Guest uptown devil

we discourage mass-deletion of posts/threads.

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QUOTE (Caustic @ Oct 15 2007, 07:11 PM)

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My life contains a girl I see who I just find insanely attractive even though I have a girlfriend who I love. My brain once described her as 'exquisite' and now it SHOUTS that at the back of my eyes when I see her. She looks like she's very very clean, you know the type, like she definitely smells really good all the time and dries in between her toes when she gets out the shower and would never ever fart in front of you. She has a nose which has a very sharp bridge and you could probably shave really nice thin sheets of parmesan on it, and she would impart her scent on to it and make it smell good instead of smelling of sick. She says things that she is instantly unsure of and then looks embarrassed until you assure her it was a normal thing to say. Many of these things are actually really annoying but some how they are sort of alright. Some part of me wants to punch her in the face I think.

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wow

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My life contains a girl I see who I just find insanely attractive even though I have a girlfriend who I love. My brain once described her as 'exquisite' and now it SHOUTS that at the back of my eyes when I see her. She looks like she's very very clean, you know the type, like she definitely smells really good all the time and dries in between her toes when she gets out the shower and would never ever fart in front of you. She has a nose which has a very sharp bridge and you could probably shave really nice thin sheets of parmesan on it, and she would impart her scent on to it and make it smell good instead of smelling of sick. She says things that she is instantly unsure of and then looks embarrassed until you assure her it was a normal thing to say. Many of these things are actually really annoying but some how they are sort of alright. Some part of me wants to punch her in the face I think.

 

Leyland Kirby - Exquisite (CD/LP/MP3)

 

01. My Brain Shouts At The Back Of My Eyes When I See Her.

02. She Looks Like She Is Very Clean, As If She Smells Really Good (This Type We Know).

03. The Time She Takes To Dry In Between Her Toes.

04. Never Once A Flatulence In Front of Me.

05. A Very Sharp Bridge, Thin Sheets Of Parmesan.

06. As If This Impartment Of Her Scent On Me Has Stopped This Smelling Of Sick.

07. It Is Alright Dear, There Are No Embarrass At All.

08. The Accumulation Of Things That Led To Become Somehow Annoying, Yet Some Sort Of Alright.

09. Some Part Of Me Wants To Punch Her In The Face.

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Guest iep

I see what he did there

 

still hot.

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