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any small acoustical space is going to suffer from modal issues of which must be addressed if one is to make accurate mixing decisions with respect to the low end response. dimensions yield poor/overlapping modal distribution. boundary material (highly resistive) will compound these issues and allow resonances (modal ringing) to persist much longer (LF decay times). and this is irrespective of the high-gain early arriving destructive indirect specular energies that must also be addressed to maintain a semblance of accurate localization, imaging, and intelligibility with respect to the direct signal.

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any small acoustical space is going to suffer from modal issues of which must be addressed if one is to make accurate mixing decisions with respect to the low end response. dimensions yield poor/overlapping modal distribution. boundary material (highly resistive) will compound these issues and allow resonances (modal ringing) to persist much longer (LF decay times). and this is irrespective of the high-gain early arriving destructive indirect specular energies that must also be addressed to maintain a semblance of accurate localization, imaging, and intelligibility with respect to the direct signal.

 

 

my head is full of nulls

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Thanks for the fantastic story tardbarker, I'm sure it will be passed down in ae lore throughout the ages.

 

"I once talked with Sean and asked him which ae songs he liked best"

 

"And? What'd he say?"

 

"I forget"

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You don't have to be on drugs to imagine things. Close your eyes and think of a clock made out of foreskin crying paper. You did

that without drugs, congrats.

Edited by Salvatorin

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I don't care if I sound creepy but his little strabismus still worries me everytime I see his recent pics :sad: He's not that old to look so derpy...

I don't find it to have changed much over the years when looking at old rephlex pics and stuff

 

 

you've been observing his strabismus over the years?

 

*jetpacks out of subforum*

 

 

Why do you think they call me Ando "Strabismus Observer" Laj

 

 

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with the help of Lornaderek off Drukqs, i've generated a Natal birth chart depicting the planets positions in relation to Richard's time /place of birth using the astrological method... (the time of which Richard's mother so graciously provides within the recording), so anyone who's familiar with astrology, should be able to interpret it and maybe a learn a thing or two more about where Mr. James is coming from...

 

his mother says he was born at 5:00 am and various biographical sources on the web state his place of birth to be Limerick, Ireland.

so, Richard D. James was born at 5:00AM on August 18th 1971 in Limerick Ireland. his birth chart follows for those interested...

 

astro_2gw_03_richard_d_james_hp672936521

 

 

his moon is in Cancer and in the 12th house... this already tells me a lot.

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Watmm Review

 

 

What the fuck was that?
It's "Slasher" by Rustie, a great track with a dope summer festival vibe that many people will probably sell their own grandma for to hear on a dance floor.
There are questions around how you're supposed to dance to the part in the breakdown but the buildup and everything else about the track is excelent. One thing is for sure though, it's skrillex rhythm, and as usual for fans of skrillex, nitrous, bro fists and all-over print hoodies, you should prepare to flail intensely when this track is solo'ed.
Although the track would probably only work on a dance floor a cynical old fart who's getting too old for drops could still enjoy this track in his favourite listening situation.
Rustie usually has a really good taste and ability to make things sound good. Synths,production,space and claps sounds top notch most of the times. Dispite of his technical production skills "Slasher" really does veer dangerously into mau5 territory and would probably turn out better as a straight up house or techno track.
So if you're not really feeling it the track would probably end up sounding like a lot of tracks in this genre at the moment. Very forgettable.
A ridiculous synth lead or something could help. It's just too bad that the track seems to be frowned upon in recent music of this style. Speaking of which, when are people gonna get over slow music? It would be nice with some fast shit to dance to again!
Otherwise Slasher" is running the risk of beeing looked upon as a bad all-modern-dance-music's-greatest-hits-in-one-track starting to remind you of the early 2000s Daft Punk ripoffs. What could save it from this is the euphoric part with the Chinese bliss melody has this sega vibe to it.
To some Rustie started off so strong with "Jagz The Smack" and it's all been downhill from there. And speaking of Rustie, what is he like 15 years old? This makes me want to die. Someone flush his head down the fucking toilet! d'Fuck with all these happy trance-era build-ups? This is the first sign of dance music stagnation. I would prefer vapourwave over this any day on working week, not weekend though, i enjoy countryside.

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ahahaha, Worlds Most Worlds Most.

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people aren't post enough of my quotes in here

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people aren't post enough of my quotes in here

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zaphod: when i have sex i stay inside a ball of energy like the thing hugh jackman sits in in the fountain. i project my non-porn-corrupted healing energy onto the woman i'm with and we orbit one another. our orbits decay and eventually our jackman balls are one. this is the moment when our inner life forces are intertwined. this is when i cum in my pants, or into a sock. the hum of the jackman energy ball is never loud enough to mask her dejected crying as she pulses out of my condo.

 

Alcofribas: i'll have to try that. is there any risk of floating in the air like in the fountain? i'd be worried of dropping my sock at that point.

 

zaphod: i don't think there's a risk. however, if you fart in your sphere there's nowhere for the air to go. that's actually what happened at the end of the fountain. he sees the nebula star thing and lets out a gasser and basically creates a universe. the fountain was originally intended to be an instructional video included with all jackman spheres. the whole cancer/death angle was spliced in to pad the running time. i guess it got kind of out of control.

 

Alcofribas: thanks for the heads up. when i get my jackman i'll probably leave the cancer thing in b/c it had a woman in it. usually i like to fap to women imo.

that last "imo" is so perfect :)

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Perfect

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dear god lol

 

nice to be quoted now and again ..

 

even if i never make that fukin thread.

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I murdered a previous flatmate by constructing a very large catapult in the back garden and luring him onto it and firing him several hundred metres into the air. The catapult was then dismantled and burnt. He was West African and we're in the Heathrow flight path so the police came to the conclusion that he must have been trying to smuggle himself aboard a passing jumbo jet, and fell from the undercarriage compartment when it was coming into land. Perfect murder.

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the news story to back it up was gold.

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How about you don't post in this thread anymore?

 

Linkin Park... get the fuck outta here.

 

 

what dicks

 

 

yeah well dicks fuck assholes

Edited by triachus

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one of the things about this movie is that the ATLiens are blue, obv referring to picasso's blue period which quite honestly makes me wanna play guitar and you know what? i'm not going to apologize for that. zaphod can take his dick-sucking opinion about movies and suck its dick.

 

fred can fuck his deer-hunter stupid ass post your most top 10 drunk wow i peed my butt/tv/threw my control throw my gf's asshole and fuck his ass.

 

and awepittance can get fucked by the goddamned terrorist conspiracy twin towers, right in his girl ass butt. they'll blow smoke in his ass.

 

and lol alzado can come on in with his oh so controversial no homo/wait am i really homo threads. yeah, come on over ghey wad.

 

you know what? encey can come over too b/c he's a closet homo.

 

and troon, you know what, +1 my dick in your mom's eyeball, ok?

 

yegg, wow, why don't you post something soooo shocking????

 

hey abusivegeorge, feel like posting a lol? stupid drunkard.

 

gues what else? LUDD will post something like totally irreverent and fucking lolarious b/c he doesn't fuck around. oh wait, he does, b/c he's a srupid fuck.

 

hey kaen, why you break through the drywall surrounding your fucking vagina?

jesus i love this

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yeah that just made me collapse in a heap of stoned laughter yet again

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I murdered a previous flatmate by constructing a very large catapult in the back garden and luring him onto it and firing him several hundred metres into the air. The catapult was then dismantled and burnt. He was West African and we're in the Heathrow flight path so the police came to the conclusion that he must have been trying to smuggle himself aboard a passing jumbo jet, and fell from the undercarriage compartment when it was coming into land. Perfect murder.

 

lol

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you do that much lsd?

 

not anymore, now i am drugs

 

for some reason I LOLed hearty to this

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srupid

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what low quality mp3s do to hihats and shaker sounds is a crime.

somebody better call inspector gadget because i'm the frickin claw

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This thread is for quotes, not whining that you're not in it. (re: stuff that i've now hidden(in case anyone wondered))

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