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loooool prolapsing nun

 

that's awesome

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To be fair, John Ehrl deciding a forum member is loathsome happens about every 12 hours on watmm.

maybe within the last 48-72 hours, but usually I prefer just 'cunt'

 

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Where The Wild Things Are might be the biggest disappointment in movie history for me. that movie is depressing

but it had that great arcade fire trailer with the chorus of white people going whoaaaa whooooooa whoa whoa whooooooa

zaphod come back

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Guest A/D

i guess you could say apple are working

 

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pro bono.

 

 

 

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

 

this is my favorite thing

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lol confirmed

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http://forum.watmm.com/topic/84544-aphex-twin-syro/page-210?do=findComment&comment=2221714

 


My predictions for release day:
At 00:01 GMT all pre ordered copies magically appear in people's houses.
However, when played these copies do nothing but play an infinite loop of Lornaderek.
People start complaining on the internet.
bleep.com disappears
The Aphex Twin and Warp facebook pages redirect to warp.net which is now just a picture of Richard's big toe.
WATMM goes mental
Hours go by
Nothing happens
At 14:04 all the cool idm people hear a voice in their head
'Come to scotland, find me.'
Mass transit of people to scotland
Drawn to a voice coming from a large house in a small, sweet village
An enormous crowd gathers round the house
Most people arrive confused and talking, but as time goes by everyone becomes silent
When the last hints of sound have gone, the front door opens
Richard steps out
He's not wearing anything except sandals, his now-enormous beard covers his whole body
Everyone looks on in awe
Richard stares ahead, to the south, with a small smile on his face
He starts to walk
As he moves the crowd parts to make room and then begins to follow him
The group walks the entire length of england and makes it to the southern coast
A boat is waiting
Tom Jenkinson and Skrillex are aboard
Tears appear in their eyes when they spot RDJ
Richard momentarily leaves the ground and floats up to the boat
He lands on the deck and turns around to address the crowd
'We are heading for the bermuda triangle. Be patient.'
The crowd is confused and starting to murmur, but Richard just turns around and the boat sets sail with Tom at the wheel
As it shrinks into the horizon people start to head home
Little do they know what is to come
After a few hours the boat anchors down in the center of the triangle
Skrillex stops feeding grapes to Richard and dress him in scuba gear
Richard silently salutes the two, before diving backwards off the boat
Tom and Skrillex do a collab
Richard slowly falls to the seabed
Once there he searches for the mythical door built by the people of Atlantis
He finds it an opens it
Inside is the most complex sound system in the world
Richard knows what to do
He rummages around in his beard, searching for the Syro master
He finds it
He heads towards a simple record player in the middle of the room
He puts the record down
The needle falls
It begins to play
There is only silence as the music starts to make it's way to the Earth's core
Once there it collects in a joyful pool of bliss
Richard heads towards a large unmarked button
His face slowly changes to a Windowlicker-style grin
He rests his finger on the button
And presses it
This sends a signal to the core, causing the music to spread outwards in every direction
It races up to the surface, and suddenly, simultaneously, all over the world, Syro begins to play from the ground
People rejoice
The recession ends
All food now tastes delicious
Disabled people stand up and dance
The rain ends, permanently, but crops spring up out of nowhere all over the planet
There is no more crime
There is no more pain
Just Syro, and happiness
Inside the vault, the soundwaves cause Richard's body to disintegrate
His work is already done though
A new era has arrived for the human races
People stop complaining on the internet

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best Syro-newbie post I've seen.

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was feeling the watmm/syro love and dug this one up. happy memories.

 

 

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fucking lol.

 

*imagines back-story*
fucking lol.


 

Where did you find a picture of my sadistic porkupine girlfriend?

 

QUOTE (analogue wings @ Oct 15 2008, 12:07 AM)
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lol!

 

hmmm hope I'm allow to post more than one picture. I have a minimalist art piece of a body I need to show off. And if that sounds self-absorbed, then I was just kidding.

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sorry.


 

not as sorry as i am

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the only thing you should be sorry for is using the same joke in two instances. That's atrocious.

 

i'm not aware of the joke having gotten any less funny

 

QUOTE (keltoi @ Dec 1 2008, 02:50 AM)

QUOTE (776 @ Dec 1 2008, 08:27 AM)
the only thing you should be sorry for is using the same joke in two instances. That's atrocious.


2nd time you posted these pictures deserves a repost of possibly THE funniest pshop of all time.

what's with the scars you so want everyone to see?


Well I mean, I didn't re-post any pictures. The one prior wasn't included in the recent set. But ye know, shirtless dude in a chair, scars along his arms, old film camera, yellowish tint, what's the diff?

Those scars are self-inflicted via blades mainly, also cigarettes and stuff. I do it for the rush, the adaptation, and the general backwardness of the act. And for scars.


okAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY

 

i'm open but if you go looking for a reaction you'll most likely be disappointed with the outcome.

but eh... don't cut yourself up about it ok.

 

disagreed, read his last post more carefully. Seems to be some stuff in there.

 

I think 776's wounds would look a lot better and be more meaningful if he was handsome and had a nicer body.

 

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im getting a serious crotch rush right now.

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part II lol

 

 

interesting twist at page 102

hey 776 if you're so much into pain why don't you come to california so i can dick your asshole with my cock until it falls out? you look like the kinda frail faggot that would love the attention. you see, i have this thing where i like to rape other dudes, but im totally not gay. i do it for the rush, the adaptation, and the general backwardness of the act. luckily i have friends who are on the same page as me so its not like im really seeking any validation from it (except from said friends).

straightrape ftw

i just got a papercut filing away some paperwork. i did it for the rush, the adaptation, and the general backwardness of the act.

i did it for the rush, the adaptation, and the general backwardness of the act.

sometimes i draw a big cock with spunk all coming out the end all up my chest in marker pen

why would you do such a thing?

i dunno, i guess I do it for the rush, the adaptation, and the general backwardness of the act

finally wattm came together

watmm is pretty hilarious. Thank you all!

fuck that porcupine image is fucking gold

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Edited by dr lopez

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He got annihilated, the poor sod. I wonder and am a bit worried about what he must be doing now.

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oh man, that was one of the best watmm moments

 

 

fake edit: that and Tony Danza's girl stories


He got annihilated, the poor sod. I wonder and am a bit worried about what he must be doing now.

probably listening to Rush

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Salem now. he's listening to Salem. he got with the times.

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"i don't like this painting that i just bought, i hate how the artists views thing. let me cut out the tree and staple a banana where the sun is. there, i feel better" - triachus

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^ this was a quite reasonable response to those lunatics who see fit to monkey with an album's tracklisting or delete tracks entirely.

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Once you've bought it you can do whatever the hell you want with it, including give it away or scratch the disc on the gae tracks. 🔥

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^ this was a quite reasonable response to those lunatics who see fit to monkey with an album's tracklisting or delete tracks entirely.

no idea why anyone would give a shit about this.

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that would make any sense if an album was a painting.

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Looks like an artwork that would have hanging at your house spiral, just wrong enough to suit your aesthetic sensibilities.

 

Also I don't understand why ppl like the mona Lisa

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