lumpenprol Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 because it reminds them of long-gone foreskin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 I for one am going to miss your lady of the night stories from back in the day. yeah, I've moved on, sad to say. That phone call kaini posted isn't that far from the truth. I was pursuing this one girl for the longest time who had this slender frame with the most disproportionately enormous and well-formed breasts, real live anime proportions, and then I got tired of chasing her, one thing led to another, and I decided to get married. Then who should hit me up yesterday wanting to do a video call with me? Miss bigtits. Ah well, I don't even have the desire to stray any more, it's really like a switch went off in my brain. I don't even really feel tempted. I'm...old. Congrats on the marriage, Lumpy! Did you pay for the wedding? Or her parents? Also, I'm gonna need some pics of Miss Bigtits for my notes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 lol...thanks! I'm paying for the wedding, to the tune of $10k (was there ever any doubt?). That doesn't include the cost of flying my friends over, nor the cost of the various rings either. Ah well, you only do it once right? I'm actually getting really stoked. Hm, bigtits, here are a few sfw ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 You made the objectively correct choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanakori Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 jules is hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Lumpenprol, does her personality go along with the nice looks? I guess she doesn't read this forum as you post these photos so go sincere :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 which one, my fiance? Yeah she's pretty awesome, what can I say...that's why we're getting married. I decided to go for the "contentment factor" rather than insane over the top sex (which I'm not really capable of any more, anyway). We're just really content to hang and do whatever together, watch movies, she likes to cook...my home life is pretty idyllic. She has a terrible sense of direction, but then, I'm basically bald - so we both have our deficits :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 wait. you're not married yet? what's with the wedding photos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 ah, sorry for the confusion, it's actually pre-wedding hype photo. They do that here in China. Wedding is Oct 24th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 pre-wedding hype photo LOLWTF!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Wedding is Oct 24th. omg that's my birthday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Oh they have those pre-wedding photos here too. From everything I've seen 10k for a wedding isn't too bad. I'm assuming you're just okaying everything and leaving the choices to her. At least that's my plan. The lady and I are already talking about it (more like I'm forced to listen), although we're not engaged yet and fuck me it just seems like such a huge (expensive) bother. I totally understand why people elope now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 yeah, it really is...10k is on the cheaper side here...but there will be 180 guests, of whom only 12 are mine. Which means I'll be swamped by a bunch of curious strangers, gah. It gets better: I'm actually breaking from tradition in that they wanted me to pay a $5000 usd "bride price" (basically a reverse dowry, I guess). I politely said no thanks. oh, and I'm honored to be getting married on your bday, Iain! It's actually an auspicious day, that's why we chose it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Beard update: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 well that thar is a real nice beard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 B.E.A.R.D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roasty Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 encey are you the Argentinian terror gnome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psn Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Wedding is Oct 24th. omg that's my birthday OMG that's UN's birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Since this thread is slowing down due to sheer number of pages, we continue onward... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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