Zephyr_Nova Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 My first word was "pointsetta". AND up until after posting that last sentence I didn't know how to spell it. (It's "poinsettia" and I guess that means I've also been pronouncing it wrong all these years.) Okay, new amazing true fact about me: it's taken me 29 years to figure out how to spell/pronounce my first word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 I almost have ursa major (the constellation) on my pubis (speaking in terms of freckles of course). One star only is missing. If you interpolate it and try to find the polar star, you'll find my cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wu kitty Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 i quite like green tea and live in supported housing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 there is even a support group for green tea these days? what a world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 I have fused banana and poop into a delicate banana-split inside my rectum and shat it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plisb Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 oh when I was a littol boy I slipped on a wooden fence and got stuck on top of the sharp pointy planks - so I was told because I can't remember as I passed out due to joy overload. And I have yet to make someone pregnant so infertility lurks around the corner yeeeaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 me too, but ex-voto rescued my wallet when someone threw it over the fence of the AMABASSY OF THE UNITED STATES ex-voto <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rstark Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 i was born with a cleft lip and palate and in high school i used to play guitar in my church youth worship band.. lolz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptown devil Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 I'm willing to wager I have more personal injuries than the average person. Have had my head sewn up twice [once for being hit with a brick] Stitches in my hand that cut the skin between the thumb and palm Surgery on my foot Surgery on my mouth [non wisdom teeth related since I don't have them] Surgery on my collarbone [there's a metal plate over my clavicle now] Big scar under my chin from running into a banister on my bike Cracked rib Been door'd once And I got hit by a car a couple weeks ago. Those are just off the top of my head. The truly amazing thing is I've done tons of stupid crazy shit and I've never been arrested. lol what the fuck does being door'd entail? that's an impressive amount of damage you've racked up over the years though. i'm feeling compelled to list my major injuries as well: broken ankle broken wrist (left and right at separate times) broken toe broken nose broken finger broken knuckle/hand broken rib 5 concussions 'smashed' foot - was too drunk to go to the hospital so i tried to sleep it off and woke up in complete shock. broken bottle through wrist - it's still fucked up almost 4 years later 9 stitches in chin nail through foot: quoting to add two broken hands and another broken wrist to this list. amazon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 i've got the red rash cankers under me arms and they are oozing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptown devil Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 i've got the red rash cankers under me arms and they are oozing pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 delet... might give me another gore warn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptown devil Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 warn shmwarn i should also mention that i recently stubbed my toe and partially ripped the nail off: aren't you glad you looked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schlucharski Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 I have a natural white blonde streak (rest of my hair is brown) on the back of my head, ppl ask me if I dye my hair, I say no and that I got hit by god's sunbeam as he punished me with brilliancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 I'm willing to wager I have more personal injuries than the average person. Have had my head sewn up twice [once for being hit with a brick] Stitches in my hand that cut the skin between the thumb and palm Surgery on my foot Surgery on my mouth [non wisdom teeth related since I don't have them] Surgery on my collarbone [there's a metal plate over my clavicle now] Big scar under my chin from running into a banister on my bike Cracked rib Been door'd once And I got hit by a car a couple weeks ago. Those are just off the top of my head. The truly amazing thing is I've done tons of stupid crazy shit and I've never been arrested. lol what the fuck does being door'd entail? that's an impressive amount of damage you've racked up over the years though. i'm feeling compelled to list my major injuries as well: broken ankle broken wrist (left and right at separate times) broken toe broken nose broken finger broken knuckle/hand broken rib 5 concussions 'smashed' foot - was too drunk to go to the hospital so i tried to sleep it off and woke up in complete shock. broken bottle through wrist - it's still fucked up almost 4 years later 9 stitches in chin nail through foot: quoting to add two broken hands and another broken wrist to this list. amazon Jeebus! I haven't broken anything in my life (other than a few hearts lol!!!!). Is that amazing that I haven't broken any bones or suffered any injuries that required hospitalization or is that the norm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 i have a set of three moles/freckles in a triangular shape on each arm and they mirror each other almost perfectly I have a set of five mole/freckles on my left shoulder that make a five pointed star!!!!!! I'm really struggling to imagine how just five moles can constitute a star shape unless you use the same level of imagination as was used to name the constellations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptown devil Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Is that amazing that I haven't broken any bones or suffered any injuries that required hospitalization or is that the norm? it seems pretty amazing to me, but i'm a fucking wreck so i dunno perhaps you should consider taking more risks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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