autopilot Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 Your browser does not support the HTML5 audio tag The Swordening of Darkenfellward As I walk into the dungeon with my sword in hand, Slaying all the demons from across the land! I've reached the end of my quest, my time here is done, For I'm a blackguard druid elf mage level 31! Orcs attack the castle, Into battle I shall go! But they do not harm me, For I roll a saving throw! The swordening of Darkenfellward My agility's so high! Evading magic on the fly! You can't dodge my sword, It does 18-24! I fear not the fire dragon, I'll enshroud him in ice! No creature can escape the wrath Of my 20 sided dice! The swordening of Darkenfellward As I walk across the misty plain, I hear the beast call out my name! I move to strike, but I leave no scratch, The glitch will be fixed in next month's patch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 Hahahaha! Larper's needs music too...... I love how the music is mixed so low that you barely hear it.... music recording at its finest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 this mockery of power metal shall not stand *listens to emerald sword* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 power metal but lol at this tune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 15, 2009 Author Share Posted March 15, 2009 this mockery of power metal shall not stand *listens to emerald sword* It shall stand on the mountaintops, In the wind and in the snow. And into epic battle, Our mock'ry shall then go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 ON THE PLAINS OF THE MOONLIT VALLEY YOUR MOCK'RY WILL COWER IN FRIGHT AND MEET POWER METAL IN TRUE BATTLE SWORDS GLEAMING IN THE NIGHT YOUR ARMY MAY MAKE THE FIRST MOVE ATTACKING WITH YOUR GOATS BUT POWER METAL WILL HAVE THE LAST WORD AND SHOVE YOUR BALLS RIGHT DOWN YOUR THROAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 16, 2009 Author Share Posted March 16, 2009 YOUR METAL'S STRONG, YOUR SWORDS ARE SHARP AND GLEAMING IN THE NIGHT BUT MUSICAL ELITISM SHALL ALWAYS GIVE ME MIGHT I MOCK YOUR CHOICE OF MUSIC SO HILARIOUS TO ME NOW TAKE YOUR DRAGONFORCE CD'S AND GO PLAY D&D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 YOU MOCK ME WITH YOUR MOCKERY AND TRY TO SHAME ME WITH YOUR LOLS BUT YOUR SONG IS SUPER WEAK TIMES AND IS LISTENED TO BY MOLES YES, A PARODY OF A PARODY DOES NOT A LOL BEMAKE YOUR SONG IS LIKE A VEGETARIAN TRYING TO WRITE ABOUT A STEAK! MY GAME OF D&D GOES SPLENDIDLY ON THE SHORES OF GORGONMELL POWER METAL IS ON MY SIDE AND THROWS YOU GUYS DOWN A WELL SPARTAAA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 16, 2009 Author Share Posted March 16, 2009 YOU MOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOCK ME WITH YOUTH YOUTH YOUTH YOUTH YOUTH YOUTH OUTH YOUTH YOUTH YOUTH YOUTH YOUR MOCKERYAND TD TRYD TRYD TRYD TRYD TRYD TRYD TRYD TRYD RYD TRYD TRYD TRYD TRYRY TO SHAME ME WITH YOUR LOLSBUT YOUR SONG IS SUPER WEAAND IS LISTENED TO Y MOLESYES, A PARODY OF AOF AOF AOF AOF AOF AOF AOF AOF AOF AOF A PARODYDOES NOT A LOL OT A LOL OT A LOL OT A LOL OT A LOL OT A LOL OT A LOL OT A LOL OT A LOL OT A LOL OT A LOL OT A LOL OT A LOL OT A LOL OT A LOL BEMAKEYOUR SONG IS LIKE A VEGETARIANTRYING TO WRITE AG IS LIKE A VEGETARIAK!MY GAME OF D&D G OF D&D G OF D&D G OF D&D G OF D&D G OF D&D G OF D&D G OF D&D G OF D&D G OF D&D G OF D&D G OF D&D G OF D&D G OF D&D G OF D&D G OF D&D GOES SPLENDIDLY ON THE SHORES OF ORGORGORGORGORGORGORGORGORGORGORGORGORGORGORGORGORGORGORGORG ORGORGORGORGORGORGORGORGONMELLPOWER METAL IS ON MY SIDEAND THROD THROD THROD THROD THROD THROD THROD THROD THROD THROD THROWS YOU GUYS DOWN A WON MY SIDAND THROWS YOU GOWS YOU GUYS DOWN A WON MY SIDEAND THROWS YOU GOWS YOU GUYS DOWN A WON MY SIDEAND THROWS YOU GOWS YOU GUYS DU GUYS DU GUYS DU GUYS DU GUYS DU GUYS DOWN A WON MY SIDEAND THROWS YOU GOWS YOU GUYS DOWN A WON MY SIDEAND THROWS YOU GUYS DOWN A WWN A WWN A WWN A WON MY SIDEAND THROWS YOU GUYS DOWN A WELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA idm remix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Here our soldiers stand from all around the world Waiting in a line to hear the battle cry All are gathered here, victory is near The sound will fill the hall, bringing power to us all We alone are fighting for metal that is true We own the right to live the fight, we're here for all of you Now swear the blood upon your steel will never dry Stand and fight together beneath the battle sky [Chorus:] Brothers everywhere - raise your hands into the air We're warriors, warriors of the world Like thunder from the sky - sworn to fight and die We're warriors, warriors of the world Many stand against us, but they will never win We said we would return and here we are again To bring them all destruction, suffering and pain We are the hammer of the gods, we are thunder, wind and rain. There they wait in fear with swords in feeble hands With dreams to be a king, first one should be a man I call about and charge them all with a life that is a lie And in their final hour they shall confess before they die [Repeat chorus] If I should fall in battle, my brothers who fight by my side Gather my horse and weapons, tell my family how I died Until then I will be strong, I will fight for all that is real All who stand in my way will die by steel Brothers everywhere - raise your hands into the air We're warriors, warriors of the world [Repeat chorus to fade] My favorite drinking game AKA how to get pissed in the span of one metal song: Choose a manowar song, any song manowar has ever written Choose approximately 3 key words such as battle, steel, warrior etc etc, there are about 15 of them in each song each time you hear these words sung, drink. Battle, steel and warrior (or sword) are failsafes. best drinking game ever. also fight[ing] and victory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 that would be good with mr maha and the words perpetuate/resource based economy/conditioned in the zeitgeist thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 yeah, idm wins over power metal. i'm not going to even challenge that. i don't even really like power metal *life changes, leaves watmm *comes back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 16, 2009 Author Share Posted March 16, 2009 Essines that's a sweet drinking game, but it can only be done with mead drunk from a tankard. I imagine Wisp writes his music whilst drinking mead from a tankard and wearing a monk's robe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Caustic Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 i expect more idm/power metal crossovers on watmm. synths covered in leather gauntlets and shit. METAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 16, 2009 Author Share Posted March 16, 2009 Manowar's next album: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Essines that's a sweet drinking game, but it can only be done with mead drunk from a tankard. I imagine Wisp writes his music whilst drinking mead from a tankard and wearing a monk's robe. or a lot of whiskey. and shirtless, covered in leather bondage gear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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