keltoi Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 i hate her new song about her lying in the wet patch and giving her man amazing head and not getting satisfied and it's not fair and really not ok etc. she writes lyrics like a skanky 14 year old chav skank. i laugh at her fat arse and legs which are too big for her upper half and height. lol. :embrassed: phew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 she is a despicable cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 And I fucking hate Green Day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 I'd plow that fat arse with a smile on my face and a song in my heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 NSFW? » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 i wonder if shes aware of how shit her lyrics are and that shes cynically just writing songs for schoolkids to buy cause thats who buys songs or if she actually thinks that what shes doing is big and clever infinitely more detestable are the guardian hacks and all the other sycophantic middle class media scumbags who fawn all over her in the press and fantasise about bumming her while sexing their boring wives in their boring houses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 I can't be bothered to dig out the pic of me kissing my signed LDN 7", but meeting Lily and getting it signed was perhaps the single greatest moment of my life. She's friendly and patient with fans, and can actually sing. Great arse too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 NSFW?» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « *bites ass* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted May 11, 2009 Author Share Posted May 11, 2009 NSFW? » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « she's actually not too bad there. i have photoshopped a penis onto one of her many greasy bacon sandwich photos. wait here while i try to find it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted May 11, 2009 Author Share Posted May 11, 2009 nasty for work... » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted May 11, 2009 Author Share Posted May 11, 2009 i wonder if shes aware of how shit her lyrics are and that shes cynically just writing songs for schoolkids to buy cause thats who buys songs or if she actually thinks that what shes doing is big and clever infinitely more detestable are the guardian hacks and all the other sycophantic middle class media scumbags who fawn all over her in the press and fantasise about bumming her while sexing their boring wives in their boring houses she thinks she's clever. i saw her on some t4 thing talking about her album title "it's not me, it's you" as if it was the most intellectual play on words created this century. amount of times you hear these radio 1/channel(T)4 presenter twats talking of her subversive lyrics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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marf Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 she is hot and her first two hit songs were amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 i'd make her scream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted May 11, 2009 Author Share Posted May 11, 2009 she is hot and her first two hit songs were amazing. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 she should stop shagging OAPs maybe the 'mean' bit in that song is what i find the most irritating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 like.. "i fink ur really mean" or something.. edit: "it's not fair n i fink ur really mean", that's it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted May 11, 2009 Author Share Posted May 11, 2009 it's the 'it's not fair it's really not ok it's really not ok' bit i can't stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomeperson Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Looks like I'm not an hipster because I've never heard of her b4, guess I'm not down with what's popular with the dipshits, I would so tap that fine fat ass of her's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 You guys are just jealous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Abuse Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 NSFW? » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « now that's a loose ass. there's nothing i hate more than a loose ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Looks like I'm not an hipster because I've never heard of her b4, guess I'm not down with what's popular with the dipshits, I would so tap that fine fat ass of her's. Knowing who Lily Allen is doesn't make you a hipster, you're probably more of a hipster for saying you don't know who she is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 she's a fucking idiot and so is her old man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted May 11, 2009 Author Share Posted May 11, 2009 NSFW? » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « now that's a loose ass. there's nothing i hate more than a loose ass. a loose vagina? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 NSFW? » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « now that's a loose ass. there's nothing i hate more than a loose ass. Seriously, saggy flat ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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