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why not just get a fucking burlap potato sack and put two bowling balls in them

 

I think that's what happened in the pic I posted - normally, they're like this:

truck-testicles-crop-tight-crop.jpg

 

 

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Guest Benedict Cumberbatch

hhhm is this new? i'd like to see some on a prius.

 

a truck with balls is a bit obvious

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there was this little guy who used to live across the way from me, and he would put them on his truck. but whenever his wife would drive the truck, she would take them off. it would always take the guy a couple of days to sneak them back on.

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is this a serious trend in the states?

fucking lol

 

I've seen them here and there for a few years now, yes. Mostly in the South, I'd reckon.

 

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that's fucking awesome. Talk about adevrtising your insecurities.

unless it's some meta joke and southerners are all these fucking amazing cowboy philosophers making fun of northerners who think that a big car is a phallic symbol making up for something....

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Guest Coalbucket PI

Ive never heard of this before but have to admit I found it pretty funny and would consider purchasing car balls if I had a truck and never drove anywhere that required dignity or poise

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95%20Ballsy%20Car.jpg

 

saw a car like that a few months ago sans balls with the insanely biggest rims I've ever seen. diameter they must have been close to 3 ft.

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95%20Ballsy%20Car.jpg

 

saw a car like that a few months ago sans balls with the insanely biggest rims I've ever seen. I don't know how rims are measured, but if it's diameter they must have been close to 3 ft.

 

Rims are measured in inches (diameter) - those in the picture are twenny-fos

 

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Guest IRARI
Ive never heard of this before but have to admit I found it pretty funny and would consider purchasing car balls if I had a truck and never drove anywhere that required dignity or poise

 

the incongruity of the prevalence of this trend in the bible belt is lollable... those guys probably drive to church like that

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I hate truck nuts!

 

 

"Mommy, what are those things on the back of that hillbilly's giant truck?"

 

"Those are balls sweetie, like the ones daddy has when he gets out of the shower."

 

"But daddy's not a truck?"

 

:confused:

 

poor poor parents that have to explain what testicles are because of some jerk off's truck with fake nutsacks on them...

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