socially awkward penguin

[thehauntingsoul]

YOU CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY

 

SO YOU PRETEND TO YAWN AND PUT YOUR FIST UP TO YOUR MOUTH

[Guest blicero]

YOU ARE MAKING IDM IN YOUR "STUDIO"

 

SOMEONE WALKS BY YOUR BEDROOM WINDOW, YOU TURN DOWN THE MUSIC

[Guest underscore]

YOU RESPOND TO A PERSONAL AD ON CRAIGSLIST

THE PERSON PROMPTLY DELETES THE AD AND NEVER RESPONDS

 

[Guest zaphod]

YOU ARE RIDING YOUR BICYCLE AND COME TO AN INTERSECTION, LOSE YOUR FOOTING ON THE PEDALS THEN REGAIN IT BUT SORT OF WOBBLE AROUND A BIT WITH YOUR FEET DANGLING OFF THE BIKE WHILE PEOPLE IN CARS STARE AT YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE INTERSECTION

 

WHEN YOU GET TO THE OTHER SIDE, YOU GET OFF YOUR BIKE AND CHECK FOR A PROBLEM THAT DOESN'T EXIST

[Guest underscore]

YOU ARE RIDING YOUR BICYCLE AND COME TO AN INTERSECTION, LOSE YOUR FOOTING ON THE PEDALS THEN REGAIN IT BUT SORT OF WOBBLE AROUND A BIT WITH YOUR FEET DANGLING OFF THE BIKE WHILE PEOPLE IN CARS STARE AT YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE INTERSECTION

 

WHEN YOU GET TO THE OTHER SIDE, YOU GET OFF YOUR BIKE AND CHECK FOR A PROBLEM THAT DOESN'T EXIST

 

 

hahahahaha. yes

[Guest thanksomuch]

YOU ARE MAKING IDM IN YOUR "STUDIO"

 

SOMEONE WALKS BY YOUR BEDROOM WINDOW, YOU TURN DOWN THE MUSIC

 

 

YOU ARE MAKIND IDM IN YOUR "STUDIO"

 

SOMEONE WALKS BY AND ASKS YOU WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR SOUND CARD

[pcock]

REMEMBER THAT YOU NEED TO BE SOMEWHERE IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION

 

penguin

 

GET OUT PHONE AND PRETEND YOU'VE READ A TEXT WITH A NEW LOCATION BEFORE TURNING ROUND AND GOING BACK THE SAME WAY.

[kaen]

hahahah

[Guest idrn]

REALIZE YOU'RE WALKING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION. PRETEND TO RECEIVE TEXT MESSAGE WITH RENEWED DESTINATION.