sinicalypse Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 1. justin long 2. demetri martin 3. asher roth 4. "flo" from the progressive commercials 5. megan fox (and i'd sell the socks on e-bay to capitalize on her whilst we still know who she is) 6. dave matthews 7. jason mraz 8. john mayer (he's interchangable with mraz, tho i think mraz has the faggy hats look down better) 9. "cisco" from that mtv blip on the radar phenomenon "schwayze" pr whastever. you fucked kim stewart: god punishes thee 10. speaking of mtv, mainly because i kind of study it to see how they're infecting the kids minds, the lead singer of LMFAO. mark my words, friends, there will be a sinicalyptical foot flying at his emotional joystick the second i get a chance to. you see, i might not ever be a media darling or whatever, but i will always be that one guy you're pretty damn sure you don't want to fuck with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lube Saibot Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Before i start, i would like to state that i would also like to kick your choices in the crotch as well. Now here's my additional ten: 1. John Cage, through his fucking gravedirt 2. Karlheinz Stockhausen, idem 3. The Jonas Brothers, doesn't matter if everybody's making fun of them already, it's still not enough 4. Tiesto 5. Eric Prydz 6. V\Vm 7. all of Atmosphere, Flobots, and other likeminded "artists" 8. that simultaneous sorry excuse for a vampire and a man (or even boy) from Twilight 9. Lil' Wayne 10. DJ Shadow This is just off the top of my head. I'll get back with more. Grrr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Lady Gaga Lady Gaga Lady Gaga Lady Gaga Lady Gaga Lady Gaga Lady Gaga Lady Gaga Lady Gaga Lady Gaga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 1. Sarah Palin 2. Dick Cheney 3. Ann Coulter 4. George Bush 5. Laura Bush 6. Rush Limbaugh 7. Bill O'Riley 8. Glen Beck 9. Rudy Guliani (he also has prostate problems) 10. Carson Daily Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Lil'Wayne Bill O'Reilly Lil Gaga or whatever the fuck her name is. Glenn Beck for sure...what a smug prick....and hes not even pretending to be news, hes got fucking horrible sarcastic unfunny monologues with fucking barbie props an shit Nancy Pelosi Vanilla Ice im sure there are tons others, but thats all i care for right now before it angries up the blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phrank Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 in no particular order... george w bush dick cheney sarah palin madonna george lucas tom hanks lady gaga quentin tarantino ringo starr justin timberlake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 1. Sarah Palin 2. Dick Cheney 3. Ann Coulter 4. George Bush 5. Laura Bush 6. Rush Limbaugh 7. Bill O'Riley 8. Glen Beck 9. Rudy Guliani (he also has prostate problems) 10. Carson Daily That's some edgy political commentary bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 I dont understand the hate for Tom Hanks, i mean, sure hes been in a ton of bad movies, but he seems like an all around ok guy. id have a beer with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest olson Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 sinicalypse sinicalypse sinicalypse sinicalypse sinicalypse sinicalypse sinicalypse sinicalypse sinicalypse sinicalypse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 I like Tom Hanks. He was in Dragnet. Tom Cruise however... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 i surprised nobody has said michael jackson edit: because he died Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lube Saibot Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Not Lady Gaga. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 1. not me .. but certainly i deserve it ...drukentard muthafuka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Renivatio Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Some of these were already stated, but I agree with them: 1.) Matthew McConaghuey, media cunt 2.) Lady Gaga, cunt cunt 3.) Nick Cannon, girly man cunt 4.) Lil' Wayne, poodle- looking cunt 5.) Asher Roth, amicoolyet? cunt 6.) all of the shit band Brokencyde, stupidemofuckingshit cunts 7.) Glenn Beck, alcoholic smug political cunt 8.) John Hagee, fatass holy roller cunt 9.) Bill O'Reilly, O'Reilly Factor cunt 10.) Chester Bennington, Linkin Park cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 i misread the question, i thought it was top 10 people you want to kick in the balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Sensi Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Nancy Grace Ethan Hawk Jason Schwartzman Mika Brzezinski Sean Hannity Daniel Tosh I'll add to and change this list later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Ann Coulter Glenn Beck Any american sports commentators Seth Green Nancy Grace Grand Moff Tarkin Daniel Tosh Anthony Hopkins Florentino Perez Christiano Ronaldo also WTF @ stockhausen and cage. geniuses. both of them. well maybe just stockhausen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 well maybe just stockhausen. Way to ruin a good point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 kick the corporate cock kick the corporate cock kick the corporate cock kick the corporate cock kick the corporate cock kick the corporate cock kick the corporate cock kick the corporate cock kick the corporate cock kick the corporate cock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markedone Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 *kicks the corporate cock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Bono Michael Winner The Pope Gordon Ramsay Robert Mugabe David Cameron Daniel Corbett, the creepy BBC weather guy who I swear is trying to hypnotise me through the television screen Michael Bay Silvio Berlusconi Jeremy Kyle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 i couldn't think of anyone that i would enjoy kicking in the crotch i'd like to trashcan full of water any soccer moms driving a hummer though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 1) Mother Theresa 2) Mahatma Gandhi 3) Winston Churchill 4) Martin Luther King Jr. 5) Jesus Christ 6) Anyone who runs an orphanage or animal rescue 7) The Dalai Lama 8) Louis Pasteur 9) Jim Henson 10) Helen Keller Anne Frank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lube Saibot Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 stockhausen and cage. geniuses. Why?! Why are they geniuses? Because of pretentious-art-circle-molded public consensus?! Additional ones: 11. Damien Hirst 12. YBA's in general 13. NOT Seth Green (he did Buffy 'cause he was young and needed the money) 15. Vanessa Hudgens 16. Zac Efron (i don't even know why i'm still ordering this, i'd definitely kick Zack Efron in his petite balls before anyone else in the world) 17. Jennifer Lopez 18. Pharell 19. Slash 20. R&B (the genre) Also, all you wankers secretly wanna fuck Gaga, but are put off by the allegations of manliness and hate her for making you doubt your sexuality Yes, i do realise some of you GENUINELY hate her, but the above was worth for the few who actually feel that. So take that. Cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 That hat wearing cunt from NDubzMartin Lewis - "The best way to save money, is to not spend money!" Yeah, thanks a lot.Venetian SnaresSinger from My Chemical RomanceSean PaulRobert Kilroy SilkRussel HowardMichael McIntyreChristiano RonaldoJohn Barrowman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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