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Guest assegai

1. justin long

2. demetri martin

3. asher roth

4. "flo" from the progressive commercials

5. megan fox (and i'd sell the socks on e-bay to capitalize on her whilst we still know who she is)

6. dave matthews

7. jason mraz

8. john mayer (he's interchangable with mraz, tho i think mraz has the faggy hats look down better)

9. "cisco" from that mtv blip on the radar phenomenon "schwayze" pr whastever. you fucked kim stewart: god punishes thee

10. speaking of mtv, mainly because i kind of study it to see how they're infecting the kids minds, the lead singer of LMFAO. mark my words, friends, there will be a sinicalyptical foot flying at his emotional joystick the second i get a chance to. you see, i might not ever be a media darling or whatever, but i will always be that one guy you're pretty damn sure you don't want to fuck with.

 

ha, I just ran into him last night (literally) in a restaurant, he was with drew barrymore. Had I known, I would have gave him a kick for you and called you for bail from prison.

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stockhausen and cage. geniuses.

 

Why?! Why are they geniuses? Because of pretentious-art-circle-molded public consensus?!

 

 

 

 

Additional ones:

 

11. Damien Hirst

 

12. YBA's in general

 

LOL

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Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga

 

Which crotch would you kick her in? the boy part or the girl part, or both?

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  • That hat wearing cunt from NDubz
    Martin Lewis - "The best way to save money, is to not spend money!" Yeah, thanks a lot.
    Venetian Snares
    Singer from My Chemical Romance
    Sean Paul
    Robert Kilroy Silk
    Russel Howard
    Michael McIntyre
    Christiano Ronaldo
    John Barrowman

 

I agree

 

Do you think he accents his 'y's enough?

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Guest Lube Saibot

Someone failed his first term at art school...

 

I study political science, but no, no... you DEFINITELY have me figured out. 

 

Because the only way to know of/feel any degree of revulsion towards someone who's not on TV ad nauseam is if he's in your field of study, right?

 

Cunt.

 

 

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Someone failed his first term at art school...

 

I study political science, but no, no... you DEFINITELY have me figured out.

 

Because the only way to know of/feel any degree of revulsion towards someone who's not on TV ad nauseam is if he's in your field of study, right?

 

Cunt.

 

 

 

you mad?

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Gary Neville

Gary Neville

Gary Neville

Gary Neville

Gary Neville

Gary Neville

Gary Neville

Gary Neville

Gary Neville

Gary Neville

 

Rat faced fucking paedo.

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Guest Lube Saibot

Someone failed his first term at art school...

 

I study political science, but no, no... you DEFINITELY have me figured out.

 

Because the only way to know of/feel any degree of revulsion towards someone who's not on TV ad nauseam is if he's in your field of study, right?

 

Cunt.

 

 

 

you mad?

 

Kinda was while writing that. Am not at the moment.

 

 

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I don't understand what people dislike about YBAs.

I don't understand what people like about YBAs.

 

 

 

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I don't understand what people dislike about YBAs

 

Its the B part.

 

For me, it's more the wrongful use of the A part in describing themselves.

 

 

 

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Because you know, they've made very important, exciting, inspiring, interesting work since the Freeze exhibition (which in itself is something to be inspired by), and have made art something that more people talk about, and discuss.

 

They've created a lot of dialogue about art, and surely that's a good thing?

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1. lil wayne

2. tim mcgraw

3. frontman for BMSR (no hatred, would just be hilarious)

4. george bush

5. toshiba support guy

6. lil weezy

7. weezy

8. dwayne michael carter

9. weezy f

10. 1,6,7,8 and 9.

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Tim Westwood

 

I reckon after one sound punt, booting anyone else round the stones would seem like an anti-climax.

 

Fuck it, I'll have a few more sly jabs at Westie while he's on the deck instead.

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Guest Lube Saibot

Because you know, they've made very important, exciting, inspiring, interesting work since the Freeze exhibition (which in itself is something to be inspired by), and have made art something that more people talk about, and discuss.  

 

They've created a lot of dialogue about art, and surely that's a good thing?

 

I'll agree with the latter point, and i agree that, indeed, it is a good thing. 

 

On the former point however... what can i say? I'm gonna be civil here and just ask that you please allow me to join the Stuckists in saying that, while what they do is very interesting, maybe even inspiring in some cases (in the way that even a pebble on a street could be inspiring to some), and very ingenuous (not ingenious) and endearing (or better said, cute), it's definitely NOT art.

 

 

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