Butchering the Human Carcass for Human Consumption

[Guest Adjective]

what's a decent entry level recipe? looking for a sort of light tex-mex vibe

[OneToThirtySix]

This is a step-by-step guide on how to break down the human body from the full figure into serviceable choice cuts of meat.

 

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Bones will dry and become brittle after being baked an oven, and can be pulverized.

 

 

 

Oh. My. God.  Thank you.

 

 

I have been looking for something like this for a while.

 

 

[Squee]

No pictures?

[thehauntingsoul]

tl;dr but i will later

[Guest fox]

you post this as if every home in america didn't already have a copy of the joy of cooking

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

people

[Guest abusivegeorge]

I could have told you that.

[MAXIMUS MISCHIEF]

i would be interested in a link to where this came from

[Guest Yegg]

long pig, lol

[OneToThirtySix]

Tastes like

 

cannibalism

 

motive

 

alibi

 

chicken.

 

 

[Hoodie]

finally, a good joyrex thread.

[Guest plok]

i was thinking how odd it was that its sort of ok for stranded people to munch on the carcass of dead companions like what did the donner party or soccer team in the andes mountains.

 

but people are starving to death everyday and there are dying people everyday and we dont introduce the two.

[producer snafu]

nsfw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRAh3Qse-Us

Edited September 12, 2009 by Producer Snafu

[Guest ezkerraldean]

you could use the skull as a flowerpot, or a small storage box

[lumpenprol]

you could use the skull as a flowerpot, or a small storage box

 

my skull is rather large, so after a friend and I visited Fiji when I was 18, he called dibs on using it as a kava cup should I die before him; I agreed. I should have a little dot on my driver's license indicating "upon death, skull cap to be turned into a kava cup."

Edited September 12, 2009 by lumpenprol

[thehauntingsoul]

nsfw http://www.youtube.c...h?v=VRAh3Qse-Us

 

holy shit you don't see that every day

[OneToThirtySix]

you could use the skull as a flowerpot, or a small storage box

 

Martha Stewart?

[Capsaicin]