Guest idrn Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 picture the scene; joyrex sat in restaurant with wife, debussy twinkling background, faces lit by candlelight - his pager beeps. he looks, his face slackens. "what is it?" his wife asks, seeing his expression turn suddenly grave. "i have to go" he mutters. "but we just ordered! our breakfast burritos will be here any minute!" she replies. he looks up and with stern conviction says "it's the internet, i'm needed. i have to go". her expression too hardens as she gives a curt nod of comprehension. in one swift movement joyrex launches from his seat, tucks his boner into his sweatpants and makes for the door, casually vaulting a children's birthday party table and farting at the peak of his arc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 picture the scene; joyrex sat in restaurant with wife, debussy twinkling background, faces lit by candlelight - his pager beeps. he looks, his face slackens. "what is it?" his wife asks, seeing his expression turn suddenly grave. "i have to go" he mutters. "but we just ordered! our breakfast burritos will be here any minute!" she replies. he looks up and with stern conviction says "it's the internet, i'm needed. i have to go". her expression too hardens as she gives a curt nod of comprehension. in one swift movement joyrex launches from his seat, tucks his boner into his sweatpants and makes for the door, casually vaulting a children's birthday party table and farting at the peak of his arc. God damnit you fucker!!! Fucking blasted my asda coke out of my nose as I read that!! It burrrnnnsss!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 kakapo has single handedly reunited watmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ~ism Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 well, if you want something hard enough, you'll go to some lengths to get it. and that was some fine work. mega lols all round. but its all for not, if there was a subforums you'd definitely have won your green card with that though. genius enough to have warranted the lol none the less. good stuff kaks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 "fucking LOL" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 4.86 poop stars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 4.86 poop stars Out of 5 I hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosca Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 mega lols Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian trageskin Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 best thing i've ever seen on this forum you should be canonized kakapo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 4.86 poop stars Out of 5 I hope. yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 f u abusivegeorge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 (edited) etc. Edited October 12, 2009 by kaini Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ~ism Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 don't hold back sooth - straight in with 2 feet, studs and awl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr12000 Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 LOL! One of the best things I've seen on here in a long while. Let's celebrate! LTMemberships for EVERYONE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 FIGHT THE POWER DOWN WITH DA FUKIN LTMS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 meh, it was well written, but I've seen at least a dozen versions of this hitler shit, kinda tired Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 well, if you want something hard enough, you'll go to some lengths to get it. and that was some fine work. mega lols all round. but its all for not, if there was a subforums you'd definitely have won your green card with that though. genius enough to have warranted the lol none the less. good stuff kaks. surely naught. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 or nowt. nowt would work as well, and it's a lovely word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 i've drank 2.5 litres of pikey cider in the time it takes to watch Angels and Demons. i just spewed, as did my drinking buddy.lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 meh, it was well written, but I've seen at least a dozen versions of this hitler shit, kinda tired Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 or nowt. nowt would work as well, and it's a lovely word. 'tis indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 sorry but this video is fail. i lolled hard and true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 yesh, he totally rips on you! and it was funny, you got roasted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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