OneToThirtySix Posted October 25, 2009 Posted October 25, 2009 Shit, guys, I've been fapping for hours and I'm just about done! Goddam, I'm so close, but I need to put it somewhere inconspicuous (and typing this with one sore hand isn't easy). I can't put it in a sock or towel, my wife will find it in the laundry . . . dammit, I can't hold out much longer! How about the cat litter box?
karmakramer Posted October 25, 2009 Posted October 25, 2009 i must be a little confused... you need to put your semen somewhere inconspicuous?
OneToThirtySix Posted October 25, 2009 Author Posted October 25, 2009 i must be a little confused... you need to put your semen somewhere inconspicuous? No, my collection of carefully hidden archives of internet porn. YES, MY SEMEN. And hurry with the suggestions, running low on time here.
OneToThirtySix Posted October 25, 2009 Author Posted October 25, 2009 She'll smell it on my breath, that and aiming isn't precisely a science when it comes (ha-ha) to things like this, and I don't want to make a mess.
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted October 25, 2009 Posted October 25, 2009 (edited) edit: butt Edited October 25, 2009 by Super lurker ultra V12
OneToThirtySix Posted October 25, 2009 Author Posted October 25, 2009 (edited) You mean her butt? She won't go for that, but I'll give you credit for an answer she won't see coming! (ha-ha) Edited October 25, 2009 by OneToThirtySix
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted October 25, 2009 Posted October 25, 2009 You mean her butt? She won't go for that, but I'll give you credit for an answer she won't see coming! (ha-ha) what about a stranger's butt?
Guest ezkerraldean Posted October 25, 2009 Posted October 25, 2009 jizz into a saucepan, then put it on a hob and boil all the jizz away
OneToThirtySix Posted October 25, 2009 Author Posted October 25, 2009 what about a stranger's butt? I don't know any strangers.
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted October 25, 2009 Posted October 25, 2009 what about a stranger's butt? I don't know any strangers. just go outside and look for one
OneToThirtySix Posted October 25, 2009 Author Posted October 25, 2009 jizz into a saucepan, then put it on a hob and boil all the jizz away What's a hob?
Plum Posted October 25, 2009 Posted October 25, 2009 hunch over and spunk into your own mouth. She'll smell it on my breath, that and aiming isn't precisely a science when it comes (ha-ha) to things like this, and I don't want to make a mess. c'mon dum dum it's obvious! you simply smear faeces onto your face. your wife won't smell shit (apart from the shit of course)
OneToThirtySix Posted October 25, 2009 Author Posted October 25, 2009 just go outside and look for one I can't! What if a stranger sees me?! I might get kidnapped and never get the answer I came here for!
Guest ezkerraldean Posted October 25, 2009 Posted October 25, 2009 jizz into a saucepan, then put it on a hob and boil all the jizz away What's a hob? the hot round thing on an oven you put saucepans on (is it a britishism then?)
OneToThirtySix Posted October 25, 2009 Author Posted October 25, 2009 c'mon dum dum it's obvious! you simply smear faeces onto your face. your wife won't smell shit (apart from the shit of course) But then she won't recognize me. She'll think I'm just some crazy, dirty hobo with priapism.
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted October 25, 2009 Posted October 25, 2009 just go outside and look for one I can't! What if a stranger sees me?! I might get kidnapped and never get the answer I came here for! hmm,, just open a window and dump the load outside then
Squee Posted October 25, 2009 Posted October 25, 2009 Don't you have a pet or something that would work as a receiver?
OneToThirtySix Posted October 25, 2009 Author Posted October 25, 2009 hmm,, just open a window and dump the load outside then You're suggesting I abandon the offspring of my narcissism outside the window like some teenage tramp prom queen's former fetus? My sperm deserves better than that!
Plum Posted October 25, 2009 Posted October 25, 2009 (edited) Don't you have a pet or something that would work as a receiver? a golden receiver Edited October 25, 2009 by Plum
OneToThirtySix Posted October 25, 2009 Author Posted October 25, 2009 Don't you have a pet or something that would work as a receiver? It's a beagle, thank you very much; they're completely different. a golden receiver I'd have to go find one, and walking isn't exactly going to be an option.
Squee Posted October 25, 2009 Posted October 25, 2009 The thought of cumming on a bald eagle made me laugh.
OneToThirtySix Posted October 25, 2009 Author Posted October 25, 2009 just no helping some people. I'm grateful for the ideas, I just need to find the perfect one . . . actually, the cat litter box is looking better and better. The thought of cumming on a bald eagle made me laugh. Me too, you bastard! I almost lost the payload right then!
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted October 25, 2009 Posted October 25, 2009 You're suggesting I abandon the offspring of my narcissism outside the window like some teenage tramp prom queen's former fetus? My sperm deserves better than that!
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