we only have 1 life

[brian trageskin]

and that one life is inevitably wasted. As dictated

by society. I mean, I'm sitting here, on saturday, looking

at the computer, for the entire day. Nothing much

interesting is happening, but given that humanity caused the

universe to collapse, bounded by the walls of my basement,

there's nothing else to do. I mean, I could eat tiny things

I find in the rug or something. Its probably about 10 hours

until I need to masturbate again. I don't know how to have

real sex. Doing so is probably illegal anyway. Plus nobody

else exists. I've seen some bugs like spiders around before.

Are you supposed to have sex with them? Is that how it

works? I think I understand people. They are avatars and

communicate with pixels. And man, they never say anything

interesting. Most of them are cocks really. Like you... Its

weird how the monitor reaches out into this other dimension.

I have no idea how it works. I guess I like it better than

the basement. I mean, I've done everything that's doable in

there already. I've taken shits on the walls, urinated on

the ceiling (yes it touched the ceiling after a lot of

practice). I've tried punching myself in my own stomach. And

that's pretty much every possibile situation in the boring

real world. Its like a deck of 52 cards and I already looked

at them all. But the internet has new cards, like some day,

all of a sudden out of the blue the xltronic bear's pixels

just melt! This type of interesting stuff would never happen

in the real world.

[Guest hahathhat]

welcome to the information age

[Guest zaphod]

good to see monoid is still up to his old tricks

[Guest abusivegeorge]

is that not something troon would post?

 

In format yes, in context, no.

[chaosmachine]

good to see monoid is still up to his old tricks

[karmakramer]

Make some art yo, share it with us

[SR4]

lol?

[perunamuusi]

wMw is better than all of watmm put together

[Hautlle]

Guys, I actually spent some time on XLT tonight... It's always been like watmm's doppleganger. I feel kind of weird now

 

edit: it's also funny that I have my original internet name over there

Edited November 8, 2009 by Hautlle

[modey]

xltronic stopped being good around 2003. fuck, i've been on these boards for almost 9 years now.

 

 

last post

[kcinsu]

I'm not sure why you made this thread.... all of w M w's posts are exactly like that. I take it you aren't familiar with him?

[OneToThirtySix]

is that not something troon would post?

 

In format yes, in context, no.

And even the format is missing emoticons and random changes to bold font.

[YEK]

i get that vibe of the fight club guy in the movie... maybe he should start a fight club.

[OneToThirtySix]

i get that vibe of the fight club guy in the movie... maybe he should start a fight club.

. . . and never talk about it. Ever. Even on the internet.

[delet...]

i get that vibe of the fight club guy in the movie... maybe he should start a fight club.

. . . and never talk about it. Ever. Even on the internet.

 

HAH !!

[brian trageskin]

I'm not sure why you made this thread.... all of w M w's posts are exactly like that. I take it you aren't familiar with him?

 

yeah sorry i don't spend much on xlt. anyway this one made me lol

[Guest Super lurker ultra V12]

no lol found

[Guest bitroast]

lol found!

[Guest ezkerraldean]

i would have guessed that was monoid

 

or ET if it was posted here lol

[cichlisuite]

I mean, I'm sitting here, on saturday, looking

at the computer, for the entire day.

seemed plausible for a beginning...

[chaosmachine]

[youtubehd]6oDxFoVEYr0[/youtubehd]

[Fred McGriff]

i lolled

[Redruth]

it comes from the inside out not the outside in.

look behind things and you will find other things hiding..... waiting for you

Edited November 10, 2009 by troon

[OneToThirtySix]

it comes from the inside out not the outside in.

look behind things and you will find other things hiding..... waiting for you

BoC Subforum.

[perunamuusi]

troon is right. a few days ago i looked behind

my laptop screen and i found

an old festering spunky

tissue i must have

hurriedly

left there

some

time

ago.