replace one letter in the title of a famous movie

[kakapo]

20010: A Space Odyssey

A dogme film about a group of stoners in Washington dc.  One of them might be a paedophile.  There's an infamous penis shot.

[Silent Member]

Bar of the worlds

Tom Cruise stars in this unofficial sequel to Cocktail, doing none of his own stunts.

 

Hot Shits!

Hilarious gross out comedy about the Dave Matthews band tour bus incident. Chicago tourism will never be the same.

 

Gays of thunder

This is the eight film in the Thor franchise. 

[cruising for burgers]

20 minutes ago, Gocab said:

Dave Matthews band tour bus incident.

was this for real though???  haven't heard about it before...

[Silent Member]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Dave_Matthews_Band_Chicago_River_incident

[cruising for burgers]

4 minutes ago, Gocab said:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Dave_Matthews_Band_Chicago_River_incident

yeah yeah i did a search, i was just expressing my surprise... shit's crazy lol

[IDEM]

20 hours ago, Gocab said:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Dave_Matthews_Band_Chicago_River_incident

 

Edit to keep on topic: Yawn of the Dead.

Edited July 9, 2020 by IDEM

[cruising for burgers]

doctor sheep - kids movie where ewan mcgregor plays the role of a sheep who's a veterinarian...

the rise of sky wanker - porn flick where instead of a light saber luke has a dildo saber and makes use of the force to deceive young girls into having sex with him...

alita: cattle angel - when Alita awakens, she has no memory of who she is, nor does she have any recognition of the world she finds herself in... as she learns to navigate her new life and the green fields of Cornwall, she finds a passion for cattle and becomes an herdswoman...

Spoiler

she eventually meets richard, falls in love with him and they live happily ever after...

the germinator - a cyborg is sent back in time from 2029 to 1984 to impregnate Sarah Connor, whose son winds up working in a gas station, pumping the gas every night, in a post-apocalyptic future...

A-man (Amen) - a story based on real events where a mutant priest goes on a spree around the world using his superpowers to convert non-believers to Christianity...

Edited July 10, 2020 by Tim_J

[YEK]

Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Deaf

[kakapo]

I'm not angry, just disappointed.These two have been up for several days and have 1 like each.

 

On 7/7/2020 at 6:50 PM, kakapo said:

A bout de soufflé

It's a 1950s nouvelle vague film about a chef running out of eggs.

 

Yes, this requires the most cursory of knowledge of the French language, cuisine and cinema, but surely that isn't beyond watmm.  It's telling that the only like was from someone French.  Yes, it's gentle humour, but it's sophisticated and wouldn't be out of place on a vintage episode of Just a Minute.  It's clearly several leagues above 'don't tell mom the babysitter's deaf', as I'm sure Yek himself would agree.  Although clearly not IDEM, who I'm having real problems understanding how he maintains basic cognitive function.  I suspect he was a persistent bedwetter as a child.  Possibly into early adulthood also.      

 

On 7/8/2020 at 10:17 PM, kakapo said:

Caravan of Courage: A Woke Adventure

An ensemble cast of indeterminate gender and ethnicity star as a group of friends travelling across the US in a caravan to join CHAZ.

 

This ones a little bit more topical, little bit more of an edge, thought it would be right up watmm's street.  No, just 1 like also.  I could have made it edgier.  The original draft had a Lara Rix-Martin/Wicket joke in there, but I thought I'd keep it punchy.

Joyrex has over 1,000 reputation.  Let that sink in.  He's barely sentient after spending 20 years plugged into the watmm mainframe, just a hollow shell of a man, all sunken eyes, sitting in his dressing gown with his pallid ballsack dangling pendulously over the edge of the home office chair like some sort of H.R. Giger executive toy.  Let's make reputation actually mean something.

This isn't about me, I don't do this for my benefit.  I'm trying to help you all.  Bringing a little bit of sunshine into your drab lives.  You need to try and better yourselves.  Try a bit harder, that's all I'm asking.       

 

 

 

[Silent Member]

I think the problem was pacing, those were good posts.

[IDEM]

Schindler's Pist

[kakapo]

Omfg

[Zephyr_Nova]

4 hours ago, IDEM said:

Schindler's Pist

I think the thread should be amended so that we can replace a letter from the altered movie titles already posted in the thread.  That way I can post:

Schindler's Piss

And the next poster can post Schindler's Puss...

Then Schindler's Tuss...

...and so on, and so on.

 

[perunamuusi]

Semen

[zkom]

Beverly Kills Cop

[Silent Member]

Postession

A guy is compulsively posting childish nonsense on wattm, later we find out he's been braindead since birth, his wife is not happy.

Edited July 13, 2020 by Gocab

[cruising for burgers]

21 minutes ago, Gocab said:

Postession

A guy is compulsively posting childish nonsense on wattm, later we find out he's been braindead since birth, his wife is not happy.

So has it leak then... How was it? Title gives the impression it's a giallo... 

Edited July 13, 2020 by Tim_J

[usagi]

I Shit Andy Warhol

do you need a synopsis really?

[iococoi]

The X Piles

Quote

Mulder and Scully must fight the government in a fecal matter and find the truth about an alien colonoscopy on earth.

 

[zlemflolia]

Done With The Mind

[baph]

Cumbo

The Cum of All Fears 

Clear and Present Donger

 

[usagi]

Pube

[Silent Member]

The Green Bile

[usagi]

Birds of Pissage

Spoiler

 

[hello spiral]

Infinity Poos