Blir Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 I don't really watch Countdown and until yesterday I didn't realise Vorderman was no longer on it. But her replacement Rachel Riley is the cutest thing, holy shit I just want to take her home meet my mum. Also she wears the tighest dresses! God damn. I'm loving me some Rachel Riley. This is a thread about Rachel Riley. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjYBcpx6c6o <3<3<3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Maybe you should have a wank and calm down son Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 i bet if you crawl into that butt while masturbating you'd come stupid hard. also, the lack of burger tags in your post is very offensive in american culture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Shes rocking that red dress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Blir Posted December 2, 2009 Author Share Posted December 2, 2009 Dear Rachel Riley, My name is Obel. You don't know me but I wanted to let you know that you are the woman I want to bear my children. Every night I think of you, I have asked the manufacturers of real dolls to create one based on you especially. Obviously I would prefer to have you locked safely in my bedroom, so please give it some thought. I am a lovely lad who likes IDM and video games. I have enclosed a sachet of dead skin so you have a piece of me. Yours obsessively, Obel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted December 2, 2009 Author Share Posted December 2, 2009 Also, full on LOL at some of the Youtube comments wringerUK (1 hour ago) She is stunning - those legs - oh my god... though I'm not sure why so many of the appreciative comments here focus on her faeces. farhannius (3 days ago) id stick my cock in her ear and brain fuck her. bigttim1 (2 weeks ago) I'd use her shite for toothpaste her pish for a mouthwash and her pubes for dental floss she is an absolute shag MisterDogshit (2 weeks ago) I'd use her shit as chewing tobacco - JUST on the off chance I could get a signed autograph of Jeff Sterling. bigttim1 (2 weeks ago) I'd eat a pound of shite for a ride at her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Hey man, I was listening to this track when I watched the first video with her and it goes really well with her apperance http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnaQlhcFOlohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjYBcpx6c6o&feature=player_embedded But please, don't ask me to elaborate... Anyway, you're right! She's cute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted December 2, 2009 Author Share Posted December 2, 2009 Hey man, I was listening to this track when I watched the first video with her and it goes really well with her apperance http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnaQlhcFOlohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjYBcpx6c6o&feature=player_embedded But please, don't ask me to elaborate... Anyway, you're right! She's cute! Ah, fuck me it really does fit with the first video! The frequent cuts help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Coalbucket PI Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest futuregirlfriend Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Hey man,I was listening to this track when I watched the first video with her and it goes really well with her apperancehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnaQlhcFOlohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjYBcpx6c6o&feature=player_embeddedBut please, don't ask me to elaborate...Anyway, you're right! She's cute!Ah, fuck me it really does fit with the first video! The frequent cuts help. http://tubedubber.com/#VjYBcpx6c6o:GnaQlhcFOlo:0:100:0:0:true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Hey man,I was listening to this track when I watched the first video with her and it goes really well with her apperancehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnaQlhcFOlohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjYBcpx6c6o&feature=player_embeddedBut please, don't ask me to elaborate...Anyway, you're right! She's cute!Ah, fuck me it really does fit with the first video! The frequent cuts help. http://tubedubber.com/#VjYBcpx6c6o:GnaQlhcFOlo:0:100:0:0:true No no no no no, it still needs her voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 NOM NOM NOM (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tec Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Strangely enough I saw Kunt and the Gang tonight who penned the greatest song ever devoted to Carol Voderman, and he has now also wrote a reggae song dedicated to Rachel Riley, when I'm sober I'll attempt to find it on youtube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 suzie dent is better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnaQlhcFOlo Dayum! Why have I never heard this guy before? His tracks are bangin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 if you're awake and in the UK, turn to channel 4 that dress is a hair's-breadth away from indecency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest futuregirlfriend Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 rats. i don't have a tv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 no cleavage, but it ends roughly 5mm after her vagina does. fuck, she's putting numbers up on the board and her ass is like two eggs fighting in a hanky. edit: carol had far nicer handwriting though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 My god how have I never heard Kunt and the Gang before now? That was brilliant. From facebook: "The world's premier supplier of songs about wanking, carol vorderman and wanking over carol vorderman!" Excellent. Sign me up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 no cleavage, but it ends roughly 5mm after her vagina does. fuck, she's putting numbers up on the board and her ass is like two eggs fighting in a hanky. edit: carol had far nicer handwriting though. we need pics bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 ok, hangon while i travel back in time and use my fictional tv tuner card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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