Brandi_B Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 It helps in meeting new people too "Hey, nice cheeseburger shirt, did you hear today a guy ate a 20 lb cheeseburger, crazy, whats your name" etc. :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: try it as a pickup line, take pics and post your results ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 so u liek boc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Ask questions! Lots of questions! That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 all you have to do is recite posts from watmm. she'll love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidphakist Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 hahaha this girl is apparently eating out out your arse, so just talk about the weather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 all you have to do is recite posts from watmm. she'll love it. Yeah, go through every post in the Funny Quotes topic without EVER pausing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Take out a ukulele and start singing to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 all you have to do is recite posts from watmm. she'll love it. Oh no's, then we may end up with another female member. And following that, wattm's first marriage. Who'd get to be best man I wonder ? There would probably have to be a poll, given the way this place usually runs. Either that or joy would step in and arbitrarily decide for you/us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 I think Fred would be a great best man. At least he'd probably tell a few amusing anecdotes before getting ridiculously drunk and start posting to watmm from inside the men's shitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest olson Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 tell her to show you what she gonna do with all that junk... all that junk up in her trunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MetalLizard Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Dude you already have this in the fucking bag. Just send her this card, and call it a day. http://i.imgur.com/tTMSM.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 ask her about her wiping technique. when she looks at you quizzically, striking that same dumb pose she strikes in the three pictures you've posted, ask her "when you wipe shit off your anus, how do you do it? because a guy on the internet wanted to know." then lean in, let your disgusting white guy dreadlocks fall in front of your eyes in the same manner they do when you're banging out a flashbulb rip off in an empty all ages venue, look her in the eyes and say "do you sit or do you stand up? zaphod wants to know" then punch her cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
producer snafu Posted December 28, 2009 Author Share Posted December 28, 2009 Dude you already have this in the fucking bag. Just send her this card, and call it a day. http://i.imgur.com/tTMSM.jpg Cuuuute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 how Bush and the new world order sucks How ridiculous other random people around you look The ridiculousness and behaviour akin only to dumb cattle that people adapt when in large crowds. Laughable. How theres too much CGI in film nowadays How the heart and soul has gone from the high street vendors etc. *shaking a stick at everything* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 soooooooo, this chick down the street whom i have had a crush on since the 4th grade has moved back in with her parents and she has tooken an interest to further socialise with me. Let me guess... Your name is Peter Parker and hers is Mary Jane Watson! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Tell her you made a thread on here and explain why and that you posted her pictures for everyone to see. Putty mate! (in your hands) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 *BURP* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Tell her you made a thread on here and explain why and that you posted her pictures for everyone to see. Putty mate! (in your hands) better yet, why not print out the thread and show it to her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 which would she rather have: flight or invisibility? you could always take her to beandip island Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Hold on hold on... someone ate a 20lb cheeseburger? lets talk about that instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 IMO she's after you in a good way. make of it what you will. seconded. you're totally in, motherfucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericsosh Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 to avoid an awkward momment momment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 that's some silly shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 fuck her in the penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
producer snafu Posted December 29, 2009 Author Share Posted December 29, 2009 which would she rather have: flight or invisibility? you could always take her to beandip island i already took her to beandip island, i gave her my beandip for christmas and she posted it on facebook. cuuuuuute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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