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my nose is currently producing more mucus than my balls can semen.

 

 

lemon cozies are good when sickies are around

 

try:

 

lemon juice

ginger

cayenne pepper

agave (optional)

 

-heat on stove and drink when just cool enough to sip-

 

I like you troon. However, it's hard for me to find lemons, cayenne pepper, and agave in my neighborhood in china. My girlfriend heats me up some mahogany-colored liquid that is heavy with ginger (and presumably Chinese herbs) for my sinus infection, but it's not really working. Not too bad though. I really like drinking anything warm and gingery when I'm sick.

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my nose is currently producing more mucus than my balls can semen.

 

 

lemon cozies are good when sickies are around

 

try:

 

lemon juice

ginger

cayenne pepper

agave (optional)

 

-heat on stove and drink when just cool enough to sip-

 

I like you troon. However, it's hard for me to find lemons, cayenne pepper, and agave in my neighborhood in china. My girlfriend heats me up some mahogany-colored liquid that is heavy with ginger (and presumably Chinese herbs) for my sinus infection, but it's not really working. Not too bad though. I really like drinking anything warm and gingery when I'm sick.

 

 

lol

 

i've got a big meyer lemon tree outside ......i could dig a hole to china.

 

ask your girlfriend what the herbs are, i'm curious.

 

i wish you well

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I am alive

I am typing on the computer right now

I am slightly drunk

I am slightly high

I am slightly bored

I am slightly shy

I am everything and nothing

I think way too fucking much

My sternum is dented in a bunch which is a condition known as "pectus excavatum"

I had surgery to attempt to fix this problem and it worked quite well but it is still very noticeable

I am currently confessing a bunch of shit about me to a cuntload of random strangers

One time I fucked a banana peel

 

But you all knew that last one :cisfor:

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Guest viscosity

a. the property of a fluid that resists the force tending to cause the fluid to flow.

b. the measure of the extent to which a fluid possesses this property.

 

kind of like semen

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Prefers Blur over Oasis and Strokes over White Stripes

 

Does not understand metal/death metal and most classical music

 

Likes eggs smiley fried/boiled

 

Tea over coffee

 

summer over winter

 

girls over boys

 

Does not like being disturbed in the morning, needs an hour to get used to being awake

 

Likes cats and dogs equally

 

Likes going on outdoor excursions whilst high and with music in ears

 

Night over day

 

Evening over morning

 

Pixies over Nirvana

 

Nintendo over Sega

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whiskey is good

 

gets along well with people and always finds it hard to judge individuals

 

making music and drawing have always been big interests

 

beauty and clarity are the only things that truly matter

 

teens were really awkward

 

somewhat spiritual

 

but also appreciates science

 

and enjoys pleasurable things

 

ghettoblaster + summer = best thing in life

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- You can see me

- You can't squeeze me

- I ain't easy

- I ain't sleazy

- I got reasons why I tease 'em

- Boys just come and go like seasons

- I'm Fergalicious

- But I ain't promiscuous

- And if you was suspicious, all that bullshit is fictitious

- My body stay vicious. I be up in the gym just workin' on my fitness

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i am buzzin right now. im hispanic. im listenin to monolith off of the rephlex site. im an asshole. i have a girlfriend who is half white half hispanic but looks russian. my brother works for that castle adult superstore. its cloudy outside with a 40% chance of snow. oh and i was themexorcist on old watmm.

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I woke up in a Soho doorway

A policeman knew my name

He said "You can go sleep at home tonight

If you can get up and walk away"

 

I staggered back to the underground

And the breeze blew back my hair

I remember throwin' punches around

And preachin' from my chair

 

I really wanna know

 

cause i really wanna know

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