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We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each

Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.



fucking brilliant

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holy lol


Q: When the Rapture occurs, how long before my pet is rescued?

A: The timing is contingent on the number of subscribers we have in each state/region and travel distance. Our rescuers know that this is a time sensitive service. Pets' lives are at stake. We will limit the number of subscribers in each zone so that any given rescuer will not be over burdened. Naturally, we must anticipate that there will be widespread chaos and confusion immediately following the Rapture that could impact travel times. Thus, we are targeting a maximum of between 18- 24 hours from realization of the Rapture, to animal rescue.

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I am “Bart”, co owner of http://www.eternal-earthbound-pets.com/ .


First, thanks to all who have sent emails to my web email addy congratulating us on our site, and offering to help rescue pets. We have been overwhelmed with requests but are not seeking to expand at this time.


Now, do yourselves a favor and buy my book before Bill Maher promotes it and the price goes up :) http://theatheistcamelchronicles.blogspot.com/



Bob August 19, 2009 at 11:33 am And think about the poor folks who are waiting for the cable-guy, pizza-guy or the courtesy van from the car dealership, all of whom have just been raptured.



John August 30, 2009 at 1:07 am A pet service for those taken up in the Rapture? This is such a SCAM!!! What part of GULLABLE and STUPID do you think we don’t understand?



Anonymous August 31, 2009 at 3:26 pm Looks like someone was successfully trolled…



dromedary hump September 13, 2009 at 6:46 pm John,

You seem angry. relax.

Evidently you don’t understand much about “scam”, and “gullible.”

If you did you’d understand that the scam of religiousity/supernaturalism, and the gullibility of believers goes hand in hand. Without gullibilty there would be no religion.


The fact is gullibility runs rampant among believers. Thats why they are believers. They have been taken in by their priests, ministers, monks and shamans for almost 20 centuries.


And here I am…offering a genuine and legal service, and I”M accused of running a scam? please.


I won’t comment on “stupid”. I will say that we have paying clients for our services.


Best regards,

Bart Bart@eternal-earthbound-pets.com

aka Dromedary Hump http://theatheistcamelchronicles.blogspot.com/

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