chassis Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Hah, got my favourite junk email today. Sexy and supportive bras17/12/2010 Reply ▼ Bras Add to contacts From: Bras (rafer@imagecreationserve.com) Sent: 17 December 2010 15:17:18 Bra Find the perfect fitting bra that's stylish and beautiful. Shop Now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Had a bit of a tl;dr response from Mrs Margaret Sawers today so i'll just post the crucial part. Dear Jermaine T Girling, I am sorry for replying late, I was due to my health condition. I got your photos. Thank you for letting me know about your plans towards accomplishing my Last Wish and I assure you that everything will go as successful as planned. I contacted my financial Consultant in the Security Company there in Malaysia where the money is presently deposited in order to inform him about my desire to donate the money to you for Humanitarian Project, he said that you will need to visit his office in Malaysia in order to sign the necessary fund release order documents on my behalf as my sole trustee. This is very important. So i will have to visit someone in Malaysia. I dont whether this is some sort of incredible double bluff that they themselves dont even understand or what. I'll be responding to them shortly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 i like this guys style. No fluff, just straight to the heart of the matter. Hello friend, I have a business proposal worth £8,950,000.00GBP. Would you by any chance be interested? If yes, send me an email immediately so that i can fill you in with details. Thanks, Klaus Meyer Klaus strikes me as the no nonsense type so i've responded in kind. Hi Klaus, of course i would. Hit me with the details so i can chew them over. Regards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 (edited) Had a lightening fast response from Klaus. He is obviously very keen which is always good. It might be tl;dr Hello, I have picked-up courage and trust to forward this letter with divine confidence that you are a reliable and honest person capable of handling this important business proposal believing also that you will never let me down either now or in the future.I am Mr Klaus Meyer,a German and a private audit consultant with the Barclays Bank here in the UK. My client, a british employee of an oil servicing company was 42yrs until his death in 2005 after he suffered cancer, had an account with this bank monitored by me his account officer. From my findings during auditing at the end of last fiscal year, the deceased did not leave a will and no indication of a next of kin and as such has no beneficiary and my investigation proved to me that my employers do not have knowledge of this account which has a total sum of eight million, nine hundred and fifty thousand British Pounds.[£8,950,000.00GBP] Also my investigation over the years showed that my late client had no relative and i wish to transfer these funds by means of my professional ideas out of England. I know that this proposal will come to you as a surprise as we don't have fore knowledge of each other. I therefore implore that you treat this as important as can be to enable us achieve the claim of the funds.It is a deal I will like to run with someone as trustworthy as you,thus prompting me to search and retrieve your contact email from a trade consultant here in England because you bear the same surname identity with the deseased and therefore can present you as the beneficiary to the inheritance since there is no written will., though I did not disclose the purpose of my seeking for a foreign business partner to the consultant. I have involved a very senior official in the remittance department of my establishment, and we have agreed that after the transfer of the fund into your designated bank account, you shall be entitled to 30% of the total sum, my colleagues and I will have 60% while 10% will be used to reimburse all expenses incurred by all parties during the transaction.All necessary precautions have been taken to ensure a risk free situation on the side of both parties.Please note that this deal can only take place on the following conditions: 1. You will provide the bank account and other relevant particulars information for easy and onward Remittance of the funds. 2. Absolute confidentiality and sincerity will be required and guaranteed, considering our positions in the bank. 3. Assurance that our share of 60% will be released to us in good faith when this funds finally gets into your nominated bank account.From my estimates, this transaction will be within 14 working days as soon as we hear from you. Please treat with utmost confidentiality. Expecting your immediate response. Regards, Klaus Meyer In summary, guy pretending(?)to be German working with Barclays bank in the UK. Some guy is dead and as a result i am going to get lots of money. I have given him a sincere response here. Lets not waste any time. Okay Klaus, i am going to come clean here. I believe you have the opportunity to scratch the back of a person who is more than willing to scratch yours. There is no way to ease you in gently here but i am directly responsible for the deaths of up to 40 women and i am going to need some assistance in disposing at least 12 of the bodies. Without going into too much detail (i believe we should get to know each other first) i have an extremely voracious sexual appetite. Ever since my early teens i would wine and dine semi attractive women in the Greater Manchester area and if they refused my advances, i would take them shopping and if that wasn't enough, i'd take them out the game (of life, lol). Many have been stored at a location that is, at best, a temporary holding area for a smelly female corpse. I am certain that they will be discovered before too long. Here is where you come in: i need to know that you have the kind of resources i need to dispose of thse unwilling females (well maybe they are more willing now if you know what i mean, roflmao. Just a joke.). I really trust your Germanic organisational skills and i know that many in finance like yourself are meticulous when it comes to the disposal of excess humans. Once we dispose of the dead female women, we can talk cash. Actually, even if you wont help me with the women, i would still like all the money. Hope to hear from you soon. Also, what kind of music/TV do you like? Thanks Edited January 30, 2011 by Rambo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Rambo please keep us up to date on that subject. it is brilliant so far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Hello! My name is Elena. I'm not looking for prince on a white horse, I need a man who has not forgotten what is love, honesty and kindness. I think it is you. Am I right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Also, what kind of music/TV do you like? Thanks rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Klaus never did get back to me. Maybe i was being over friendly when i asked about his fave music + TV. Should have kept it strictly about the corpses. Hello! My name is Elena. I'm not looking for prince on a white horse, I need a man who has not forgotten what is love, honesty and kindness. I think it is you. Am I right? lol! Is that all real including the pic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Ceriously Rambo if you'd could do a whole book of these I would bankroll publishing and distribution. I'd just need you to put up 15 percent of the upfront costs and I'll take care of the rest. Godbless and may Jesus' light shine kindly on thee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 I am Dr. Donald Ibori, presently in Benin Republic, West Africa. I am the younger brother to Chief James Ibori who was the former Nigeria Delta State Governor. My brother, who has recently been facing allegations of corruption and money laundary charges confided strongly in me and have giving me the sole authority of overseeing most of his foreign businesses and investments. He has kept in my name many foreign accounts worth in total over USD$100 Million and other money deposited which i and my brother James are only aware of. I need your assistance in getting USD$10M of this money which was kept securely, transfered to you as we need trusted foreign partners to move and invest these money in their names so that they can be properly secured while we clear the allegation charges still pending. If you are interested to assist me with this, urgently reply to this email so i can give you further instructions on how to get this achieved as soon as possible. You've come to the right person, Dr. Donald Ibori. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest futuregirlfriend Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Not so much spam, 'cause I signed up to receive freecycle email n'all but... OFFER: Reiki Healing ilovewolves to me I am a Reiki Sensie [Master teacher] and send Distance Reiki on a Sunday and Wednesday. Have you some-one who you would like added to my list? Please send their names age and rough area where they live. It can be anywhere in the world, Reiki will flow to them. Namaste, Love and blessings Anyone interested? They also offered various cacti in a Mexican bowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Rambo Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 that can turn your life into a marvellous Arabian tale… what if your life already is a marvellous Arabian tale? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 (edited) I just got this really weird mail form someone. he contacted me about a pair of shoes i'm selling on the internet. Can't tell if it's serious, or if it's someone who is trying to fool me... I don't get a lot of spam on gmail. And the message was through a legitimate danish online auction website. Hello, Thanks for the response, I actually intended coming down to your place to pickup this item, but i have just traveled to Uk for an urgent visit. i intend purchasing this item for my pastor's child who has just been transferred to west Africa Nigeria. as a gift for a good friend of mine in West Africa Nigeria. What is the present condition of the item? i will pay..400DKK extra for shipment. I want the item posted to him via post , Payment will be made via Bank Deposit or PayPal so kindly get back to me with your payment details. Please tell other interested buy that the item is sold Here is the shipment address J. Sabastine 1 Air ways link, IJesha, Surulere, Lagos,23401, Nigeria, Sent from my iPhone Edited July 3, 2011 by Dropp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 favorite spam today! Joe Biden wrote to tell me that the White House owes me ten million dollars. He also said that Robert Mueller III will be handling the payment (for security reasons). OFFICE OF PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA The White House 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC 20500 Comments: 202-456-11111 Switchboard: 202-456-1414 FAX: 202-456-24610 TTY/TDD Visitors Office:202-456-2121 ATTN:SIR/MAR, RE: IMMEDIATE COMPENSATION PAYMENT FUND #: AV/IMF/WORLD BANK /MIN/011 On behalf of the entire Staff of the United State Of America and the Senate office in collaboration with IMF and World Bank. We apologies for the delay of your Compensation Payment and all the Inconveniences you encountered while pursuing this payment. However, from the Records of outstanding compensate due for payment with the Government of America, your Name/ e-mail and Company was discovered as next on the list of the outstanding Compensation unpaid beneficiary who have not yet received your payments. I wish to inform you now that the square peg is now in square hole and your payment is being processed and will be released to you as soon as you respond to this letter. Also note that from the record in my office file, your outstanding fund Payment is US$10,500,000.00 (Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars). Kindly re-confirm to me the followings: Your Full Name: Your Complete Address (Physical Address with Zip Code not P.O. BOX : Name of City of Residence: Country: Direct Telephone Number: Mobile Number:/Fax No: Working Identity Card/Int'l Passport: Occupation: Position: Age/Sex: In this regards I have assigned Mr. Robert S. Mueller, III FBI Director to handle the payment procedure for security purpose, all Beneficiaries are advised to communicate with him directly on E-mail: fbi-ca-usa@w.cn to enable me achieve my promise of paying all Beneficiaries before end of this second Quarter of the year 2011, and all Beneficiaries are advised to adhere to her instruction, from FBI office and keep all information regarding this compensation confidential YOURS SINCERELY, Vice President Joe Biden United State of America also: "United State of America" fucking lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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