oyster Posted June 20, 2010 Author Share Posted June 20, 2010 Ah, but that begs the question, my friend: Just how funny is shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoomTssPhace Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 I thought it was great. I actually remember one of the bathrooms in my high school getting shit smeared all along the walls. I though it was brilliant. Probably cause of my sense of humor or something, it's funny in a dark comedy type of way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taphead Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Do you really think that someone who writes with their own shit on a wall would do so with correct grammar and punctuation? It would be unexpected, which is why it would be funny. I don't see why I should immediately discount the possibility though. Stranger things have happened. I am sure that in all of the instances of people using their feces to write on a wall, that there had to have been a few instances that used correct punctuation and grammar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 I got a shocking revelation. The Pod is talking about himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted June 21, 2010 Author Share Posted June 21, 2010 Not actually but I do spend probably too much time thinking about this story. This was actually a few years back, I know my first post made it sound recent. Kid got not only expelled but also a pretty massive community service sentence. That's the kind of act that not many people are willing to pass off or forgive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tht tne Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 i am too much of a nancyboy to touch my own poopoo, and not enough of a wit to write with it... my opinion: funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted August 2, 2010 Author Share Posted August 2, 2010 Yesterday: I was sitting on my driveway in an altered state and the mad crapper in question walked past me. I looked at him and he gave me a wild look. It was genuinely disturbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 The thought of some poor janitor cleaning up some little rich prick's shit makes this totally not funny, but also makes it an incisive commentary on contemporary America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 I remember at our high school, there was this kid who got caught jacking off in the middle of the bathroom floor... by the guidance counselor. He wasn't rich like the poo kid though, his family looked like trailer trash, and I live in Massachusetts, LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ansgaria Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 There's different aspects to this. If someone told me the vague description of the situation where someone had written such messages in shit on bathroom walls, I'm sure I would have laughed if I hadn't thought of it further. But if I do think of it, it's extremely disgusting to do, yet still funny. Then thinking of the person who had done it, his motives and his mental state, THAT's when it gets disturbing, pathetic and downright frightening. Even more so if the same guy walked around the school AND I knew him. But still. Pretty hilarious. And you've named him 'The Mad Crapper'. Now that's funny as shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 But if he's lost his shit enough to do something like that he may as well go all out & write an entire novel across the walls, you know? Just completely shit up the whole bathroom. I lolled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 LOL. Do you have a picture of the Mad Crapper? MSPaint will do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted August 2, 2010 Author Share Posted August 2, 2010 I was going to post a link to his Facebook but I'm not sure if you could see it. I can try and isolate a picture of him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Gary C Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Looks like he's collecting some "ink". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiddleBot Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 it's a bizarre joke to be sure, but at least he isn't hurting anybody.. he's really just being offensive and he probably knows it (for whatever reason). manipulative sociopathic/abusive high school douchebags rate way higher on my creepazoid scale than some guy who probably has some social/self image issues and needs a bit of therapy (as do many of us at one point or another) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertsk8er419 Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 he's just trying to be like hankie the christmas poo you retards caes and point: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ansgaria Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 I'm sure he just writes the messages with his dog's shit. Not his own. Which makes it completely sane. Yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted August 2, 2010 Author Share Posted August 2, 2010 he's just trying to be like hankie the christmas poo you retards caes and point: Now wait a minute...holy shit! That's so sad, he went through all the effort and he was just imitating a joke from a tv show? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted August 2, 2010 Author Share Posted August 2, 2010 it's a bizarre joke to be sure, but at least he isn't hurting anybody.. but that kind of isn't true? I would say he was in fact hurting quite a few people, notably the staff of the school who don't want their bathrooms smeared with feces and the other students who would like to use the bathroom without being confronted with a wall of smeared poop? I mean imagine the fucking stench, in a closed off hot bathroom...fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Seriously. Fuck. Put yourself in the position of the poor sad sack that has to clean up some little fucking remorseless shit's. . . shit. I'd probably go home, draw a hot bath, and reach for a straight razor after being burdened with that particular duty. lol, "duty" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Apparently there was a repeat (or multiple) offender(s) doing this at my local Safeway, who visited right before my friend was going to use the restroom. She told one of the workers whose immediate response was "not agaaain!." I loled when i heard about it. The fact that its been happening at Safeway on more than one occasion makes it somehow funnier. I'd be curious to meet the culprit and see what they were like as a person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiddleBot Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 but that kind of isn't true? I would say he was in fact hurting quite a few people, notably the staff of the school who don't want their bathrooms smeared with feces and the other students who would like to use the bathroom without being confronted with a wall of smeared poop? I mean imagine the fucking stench, in a closed off hot bathroom...fuck. hey it's gross and i'm not saying action shouldn't be taken over it, but for example there used to be douchebags in my school who abused girls and shoved smaller guys into lockers but in public were manipulative and able to put on a good show and make people laugh and hence be popular. now that's genuinely sociopathic behavior and it's scary. this guy's behavior was antisocial for sure but pretty obvious. sounds like he needs some therapy and tough love. they shoulda just made him clean the entire bathroom--with bleach and a toothbrush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 a long time ago i worked in a fish and chip shop and at the end of the night when cleaning the bogs, i discovered someone had spunked all over the mirror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 He might be crazy as fuck, but it's still funny as hell. Poop is always funny, always! Even on your dick, your finger etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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