what's your type?

[Guest tht tne]

thoughts contained itt are inspired by this thread: do you prefer natural looking women or sluttly-looking pornstar types... i go natural but i beat it to porn every chance i get, so... lol

Edited August 21, 2010 by tht tne

[Guest abusivegeorge]

Definetly natural, here's a few of my ex's:

 

 

I stand proud.

 

And one of them is an "essex" girl, and we all know what that means.

[Guest tht tne]

nos. 2 and 3, i would make them give it up like they gave up gaza strip (just kidding i would ask politely while unfurling my schlong)

[Guest abusivegeorge]

lol

 

No1 was the best shag, but as you'll have noticed she was quite plumb but she could ride like no other.

[posture]

Definetly natural, here's a few of my ex's:

 

 

I stand proud.

 

And one of them is an "essex" girl, and we all know what that means.

 

I don't know what that means. Nice ex's though.

[Guest abusivegeorge]

It means they are impossible to get in a relationship because all they want to do is fuck every guy standing. I managed to bag one, when I was 14, and again when I was 21 turning 22, the same girl, the redhead.

 

We were together a year the first time, and 8 months the second.

[posture]

I have a crush on the red head, shame she is an "essex" girl.

[Guest abusivegeorge]

Yeah man, 1 year and 8 months will probably be the 2 longest relationships she ever has.

 

(I'm just kidding guys, essex girls are lovely and my comments are just British stereotypes).

[posture]

I prefer natural looking, girl next door, cute faces, big eyes ect.

[oyster]

pure sex appeal, not as a physical quality but does it flow from their spirit

[Guest wake]

Short, skinny, dark hair.

[Guest Sprigg]

I prefer natural looking, girl next door, cute faces, big eyes ect.

 

This.

I also tend to prefer redheads or brunettes... body type doesn't matter to me too much as long as she's cute and not a slut, or a bitch.

 

EDIT: or rich. I've dated a couple rich girls and... damn, one of 'em fit the stereotypes perfectly. Never again.

Edited August 21, 2010 by Sprigg

[luke viia]

smart bitches

[Guest Ricky Downtown]

real natural healthy girls, tomboys. and cute surfer girls. don't really have a man type

[kaini]

i would smite the redhead with a vengeance rivalling that of kaen at a drywall factory.

Edited August 21, 2010 by kaini

[oyster]

smart bitches

 

smart bitches are very horny girls

[azatoth]

a hole with a pulse

[J3FF3R00]

[Atop]

nos. 2 and 3, i would make them give it up like they gave up gaza strip (just kidding i would ask politely while unfurling my schlong)

 

 

lol

 

No1 was the best shag, but as you'll have noticed she was quite plumb but she could ride like no other.

 

WHAT?????

 

Are you guys friends now? I love it....

i would smite the redhead with a vengeance rivalling that of kaen at a drywall factory.

 

 

Yeah man, my type as well.... especially if she huge natural knockers and a not-so-flat ass....

[Guest abusivegeorge]

Lol

 

Edit: She does have huge natural knockers and not so flat arse. Her arse is fucking extraordinary.

Edited August 21, 2010 by abusivegeorge

[impakt]

Boyish looking girls and girlish looking boys.

 

Down with almost everything except huge fake tits.

[markedone]

helvetica usually

[Guest weed]

beneboi

[Guest no carrier]

i like "real" women. i don't like painted/fake fingernails and especially toenails; they are indicative of a type of vanity that would likely creep into just about every facet of her life.

 

i'm a sucker for a cute girl with little to no makeup on rocking some adidas. bonus points if she tells me it stands for "all day i dream about squarepusher"

[Guest Sprigg]

bonus points if she tells me it stands for "all day i dream about squarepusher"

 

Epic win.... but is that even possible?