Jump to content
IGNORED

At the geothermal swimming pool, Björk was


Guest Coalbucket PI

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 67
  • Created
  • Last Reply
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse

her daughter's like 21 right? hot as mum?

 

........... fuck bjork... my new goal in life... to fuck both of bjork's daughters at the same time.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

her daughter is 8 :pedobear: her son is in his twenties though.

 

also, bjorks daughters middle name is "Bjarkardóttir"

 

which i believe translates roughly to english as "bee-jerk's daughter so stay up offer"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Ask her if my wicked sense of humour

 

suggests exciting sex

 

When my fingers focus on her

 

touches

 

 

When i'm exploring

 

the taste of her arousal

 

So accurate

 

that I set off

 

the beauty in her

 

 

So that she believes in a beauty

 

when I'm venus as a boy?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Bjork PMed me to say she's flattered at the attention, but she'd rather have a swan's head inserted into her than even post a response to some of these comments.

 

She said she'd hold Georges' hand though! He just has to come to NY or Iceland. On a swan.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Ask her to call her lawyer about Joy Rex speaking in her behalf with made-up facts about Björk and swans, damaging the good name of Björk Inc.

 

Ask her to tell Triachus to take his thumb out of his ass, and roll with the satire :emotawesomepm9:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest abusivegeorge

 

She said she'd hold Georges' hand though! He just has to come to NY or Iceland. On a swan.

 

Woah, I don't even

 

OK

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest Helper ET

you couldnt if you tried. shes got her ninja on now, after that guy mailed her a package with a bomb full of acid

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.