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At the geothermal swimming pool, Björk was

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im surprised she is there in iceland. I thought she lived in New York

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Guest Scrambled Ears

im surprised she is there in iceland. I thought she lived in New York

wouldve seen her at the Y

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Guest Blanket Fort Collapse

her daughter's like 21 right? hot as mum?

 

........... fuck bjork... my new goal in life... to fuck both of bjork's daughters at the same time.

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her daughter is 8 :pedobear: her son is in his twenties though.

 

also, bjorks daughters middle name is "Bjarkardóttir"

 

which i believe translates roughly to english as "bee-jerk's daughter so stay up offer"

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ask her if she's my baby's mother

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ask her to close this thread

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ask her if she's ever re-enacted the robo-les scene in the all is full of love vid?

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ask her if she knows she's being spied on... then tell her she is in danger and she has to come with you to find RDJ before its too late

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Guest Fishtank

Does she know Squarepusher?

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Guest Helper ET

this is incredible

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where's the pics?

 

i've had my knob out and hankies ready since the above post.

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Ask her if my wicked sense of humour

 

suggests exciting sex

 

When my fingers focus on her

 

touches

 

 

When i'm exploring

 

the taste of her arousal

 

So accurate

 

that I set off

 

the beauty in her

 

 

So that she believes in a beauty

 

when I'm venus as a boy?

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Guest Deep Fried Everything

Does she know Squarepusher?

 

Do You Know Squarepusher?

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Ask her if she has read this thread already.

Edited by triachus

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Bjork PMed me to say she's flattered at the attention, but she'd rather have a swan's head inserted into her than even post a response to some of these comments.

 

She said she'd hold Georges' hand though! He just has to come to NY or Iceland. On a swan.

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Ask her to call her lawyer about Joy Rex speaking in her behalf with made-up facts about Björk and swans, damaging the good name of Björk Inc.

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Ask her to call her lawyer about Joy Rex speaking in her behalf with made-up facts about Björk and swans, damaging the good name of Björk Inc.

 

Ask her to tell Triachus to take his thumb out of his ass, and roll with the satire :emotawesomepm9:

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Guest abusivegeorge

 

She said she'd hold Georges' hand though! He just has to come to NY or Iceland. On a swan.

 

Woah, I don't even

 

OK

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Guest Helper ET

you couldnt if you tried. shes got her ninja on now, after that guy mailed her a package with a bomb full of acid

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Guest Super lurker ultra V12

Sigur Rós are better, I'd swim with them every morning

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Guest no carrier

ask her if aphex twin ever got back to her about producing that album.

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SanjayBjork.jpg

 

John K is awesome (although I know it's some chick that usually draws these characters for him)

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