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If I try to scrape something out of my bellybutton, if I do it enough, it sends this numbingly, drop-on-the-floor, odd pain/sensation that goes from my bellybutton down to my junk, feels like somebody yanked on my shit or slammed my internal organs down there... Anybody else get this??

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This is a fantastic topic. Sincerely.

I love picking lint and dirt out of the depths of my navel.

It doesn't ever hurt but I remember one time digging so intently that I bled a little. Think I was a teenager.

Now I just go easy.

My wife has a major belly button sensitivity and I never understood it.

I guess all belly buttons are different.

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my grandpa used to do that when he was a kid and then it got infected and now he doesn't have a belly button anymore.

AND THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULDN'T PICK YOUR BELLYBUTTON!!

*kids screaming*

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my grandpa used to do that when he was a kid and then it got infected and now he doesn't have a belly button anymore.

AND THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULDN'T PICK YOUR BELLYBUTTON!!

*kids screaming*

 

yeah dude, i never picked my belly button.

 

i'll post pics if i can figure out a way to ask an eighty year old to lift up his shirt for me.

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I only started getting belly button lint in the last few years due to my increasing beer belly. it seems like the belly button stays in the same place and the fat just grows around it making for a deeper belly button. whats up with that?

 

"belly button" is a beautiful piece of language

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Most people have a belly button that stops at some point, but mine is just a hole that never seems to stop. For the purpose of this post, I tried sticking a cotton bud into my belly button and measuring how far it could go. 6cm, or 2.5 inches. WTF

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my grandpa used to do that when he was a kid and then it got infected and now he doesn't have a belly button anymore.

 

HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE A BELLY BUTTON?

 

Most people have a belly button that stops at some point, but mine is just a hole that never seems to stop. For the purpose of this post, I tried sticking a cotton bud into my belly button and measuring how far it could go. 6cm, or 2.5 inches. WTF

 

LOL!

 

my grandpa used to do that when he was a kid and then it got infected and now he doesn't have a belly button anymore.

 

HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE A BELLY BUTTON?

 

Most people have a belly button that stops at some point, but mine is just a hole that never seems to stop. For the purpose of this post, I tried sticking a cotton bud into my belly button and measuring how far it could go. 6cm, or 2.5 inches. WTF

 

LOL!

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Most people have a belly button that stops at some point, but mine is just a hole that never seems to stop. For the purpose of this post, I tried sticking a cotton bud into my belly button and measuring how far it could go. 6cm, or 2.5 inches. WTF

 

dammit Dragon, we told you to stay in the car

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