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If I try to scrape something out of my bellybutton, if I do it enough, it sends this numbingly, drop-on-the-floor, odd pain/sensation that goes from my bellybutton down to my junk, feels like somebody yanked on my shit or slammed my internal organs down there... Anybody else get this??

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my grandpa used to do that when he was a kid and then it got infected and now he doesn't have a belly button anymore.

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my grandpa used to do that when he was a kid and then it got infected and now he doesn't have a belly button anymore.

 

oh my lol

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This is a fantastic topic. Sincerely.

I love picking lint and dirt out of the depths of my navel.

It doesn't ever hurt but I remember one time digging so intently that I bled a little. Think I was a teenager.

Now I just go easy.

My wife has a major belly button sensitivity and I never understood it.

I guess all belly buttons are different.

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i hate it when randomly my balls hurt for no reason

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I remember one time digging so intently that I bled a little.

oh god that's terrible

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Guest cardan

my grandpa used to do that when he was a kid and then it got infected and now he doesn't have a belly button anymore.

AND THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULDN'T PICK YOUR BELLYBUTTON!!

*kids screaming*

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my grandpa used to do that when he was a kid and then it got infected and now he doesn't have a belly button anymore.

AND THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULDN'T PICK YOUR BELLYBUTTON!!

*kids screaming*

 

yeah dude, i never picked my belly button.

 

i'll post pics if i can figure out a way to ask an eighty year old to lift up his shirt for me.

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had to pick a tick out my belly button with a razor blade when i was a wee boy

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At the end of the day I always have dirt from tshirts like red dirt from red tshirt etc.

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Guest Coalbucket PI

I only started getting belly button lint in the last few years due to my increasing beer belly. it seems like the belly button stays in the same place and the fat just grows around it making for a deeper belly button. whats up with that?

 

"belly button" is a beautiful piece of language

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Most people have a belly button that stops at some point, but mine is just a hole that never seems to stop. For the purpose of this post, I tried sticking a cotton bud into my belly button and measuring how far it could go. 6cm, or 2.5 inches. WTF

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Guest Super lurker ultra V12

i hate it when randomly my balls hurt for no reason

indeed

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Guest bitroast

my grandpa used to do that when he was a kid and then it got infected and now he doesn't have a belly button anymore.

 

HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE A BELLY BUTTON?

 

Most people have a belly button that stops at some point, but mine is just a hole that never seems to stop. For the purpose of this post, I tried sticking a cotton bud into my belly button and measuring how far it could go. 6cm, or 2.5 inches. WTF

 

LOL!

 

my grandpa used to do that when he was a kid and then it got infected and now he doesn't have a belly button anymore.

 

HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE A BELLY BUTTON?

 

Most people have a belly button that stops at some point, but mine is just a hole that never seems to stop. For the purpose of this post, I tried sticking a cotton bud into my belly button and measuring how far it could go. 6cm, or 2.5 inches. WTF

 

LOL!

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Guest Franklin

it really is the strangest sort of pain.

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I can't say I've ever bothered to investigate. And after learning this I don't think I will.

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I hate that pain. Random Ball-Hurt sucks too.

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Guest iep

Most people have a belly button that stops at some point, but mine is just a hole that never seems to stop. For the purpose of this post, I tried sticking a cotton bud into my belly button and measuring how far it could go. 6cm, or 2.5 inches. WTF

 

dammit Dragon, we told you to stay in the car

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Random ball hurt isnt cool man.

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Guest iep

DAMMIT

 

you guys are sick and you're going to stay sick!

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Guest tht tne

a navel:

 

belly-button.jpg

 

a belly button:

 

outie-55784.jpg

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I keep 50 bucks in my belly button at all times in case of an emergency. Just about saved my ass once about 3 years ago...

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