keltoi Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 ? new girl at work talks too much. please help me tell her to shut up without making her cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornflakes002 Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMgIJuzvH24 Definitely an idea to try for someone that talks to much in the office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Usually you start with a "You do like to talk a lot, don't you?" phrase. Then you follow as it goes. It might get humorous, she might get offended, but will probably forgive you... Worth a shot I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 "I'm sorry but I've got a lot of work to do......" "So shut the fuck up before I ram this stapler up your Jack and Danny" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted October 4, 2010 Author Share Posted October 4, 2010 i've tried looking blankly at her and saying "so aaaannnnnyyyywayyyy..." and turning my back on her but i think she took it as rudeness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted October 4, 2010 Author Share Posted October 4, 2010 i went for a smoke to get away from her and she followed me out and asked for a cigarette. she doesn't even smoke/inhale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkaholic Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 she wants to bang you, get your lips around her clam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 I once told someone that it's better to quiet when you have nothing intelligent to say. She never spoke to me again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
data Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 maybe this site could help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 I once told someone that it's better to quiet when you have nothing intelligent to say. She never spoke to me again. Haha, excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 maybe this site could help. lol! "I said earlier that I would be dispensing the mystical secret that has haunted man since the beginning of time. Not where we’re from or where we’re going, but how to shut women the fuck up. It’s easy. All you have to do is speak to them like equals. For example, what would you say if your very good man friend was drunk or hypnotized into losing Man Points and came up with a comment like, “Kathy at work is such a bitch. I don’t know why she hates me.” Something immediately springs to mind. “Who the fuck cares.” Give the baby her bottle. And silence, my man friends, is golden." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 I talk more than my gf. Does that make me her bitch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted October 4, 2010 Author Share Posted October 4, 2010 I once told someone that it's better to quiet when you have nothing intelligent to say. She never spoke to me again. she wants to bang you, get your lips around her clam i think she's a cougar. mid 40's, pretty fit, seperated and gagging for it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o00o Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 put headphones on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 say "fucking hell, you had some speed?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 1. Insert Cock in Mouth. 2. ??? 3. Profit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted October 4, 2010 Author Share Posted October 4, 2010 I talk more than my gf. Does that make me her bitch? only if she also bangs you up the arse with a strap-on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 remind her that loose lips sink ships. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted October 4, 2010 Author Share Posted October 4, 2010 say "fucking hell, you had some speed?" she is a bit like spud at the job interview(trainspotting). seems like she vocalises every train of thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 get some reading glasses, place them on the end of your nose and give her a stern look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted October 4, 2010 Author Share Posted October 4, 2010 get some reading glasses, place them on the end of your nose and give her a stern look. will this cause her to undress and get on all fours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hautlle Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 get some reading glasses, place them on the end of your nose and give her a stern look. will this cause her to undress and get on all fours? It very well might, but that's a risk I'm afraid you're gonna have to take Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 I talk more than my gf. Does that make me her bitch? only if she also bangs you up the arse with a strap-on. ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Reggae Lee Bowyer Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 in these situations its just be rude or put up with it. theres no other way. im too polite for my own good so i always get stuck with people like that and just boil up inside until i get around friends and family when i can rant about it until i calm down. now im that negative complaining grump that has nothing good to say about anyone and brings the mood down. thats what happens when youre polite to idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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