if my girlfriend drinks my urine, could she fail a drug test?

[chenGOD]

Obviously the hospital is a private employer, but in Missouri at least, it seems pretty clear that for a first offense public employees are required to undergo rehab:

http://www.moga.mo.gov/statutes/C100-199/1050001105.HTM

 

Juss sayin!

[MildewOnRice]

if my girlfriend eats my poop, will her poop be a her poop/my poop hybrid?

[Guest nene multiple assgasms]

if my girlfriend eats my poop, will her poop be a her poop/my poop hybrid?

 

yo dawg, we heard you like poop so we put poop in your poop so you can poop while you poop.

[Caretstik]

The purpose of this thread was just 'I've got a girlfriend, look at me I'm normal' self-aggrandisement, wasn't it?

[Guest Calx Sherbet]

if i eat my girlfriend.

 

 

 

 

 

then what