Guest Adjective Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 I'm pretty sure it would have to be his asshole that touched it because fur probably gets in the way of touchpad magic. The PDF manual for this laptop is too big to browse comfortably on a low battery. What's going to happen to me if I don't wipe it down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 toxoplasmosis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 was it really the asshole that touched it? isn't an asshole just a void? how can an asshole truly make contact with anything, if it's a hole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 mmmmmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adam Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 was it really the asshole that touched it? isn't an asshole just a void? how can an asshole truly make contact with anything, if it's a hole? Wow, never thought of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 fuck yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 Maybe the event horizon of the asshole touched it, or maybe a spaghettified tape worm was in the process of being sucked into the asshole but before it was lost to all observation its ultimate proglottid nudged the touchpad slightly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 toxoplasmosis already picked my nose and ate a cookie, so i'm just going to ignore this possibility. i'm sure i could enjoy the style it brings to my art, if its affect on Louis Wain is any indicator. was it really the asshole that touched it? isn't an asshole just a void? how can an asshole truly make contact with anything, if it's a hole? that's a good question. i picture a ruffled hole with a humid cloud of swirling heat being held in place by a colonic vaccuum. like a diary or a warm greeting saved just in case an attractive cat is looking for someone to make a good impression on them. i think this cloud could operate a touchpad given its owner was in a biscuit-making ecstacy at the time of the stamping. after inspecting a little closer there's a suspicious looking smudge, almost like a breath on glass that died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 Maybe the event horizon of the asshole touched it, or maybe a spaghettified tape worm was in the process of being sucked into the asshole but before it was lost to all observation its ultimate proglottid nudged the touchpad slightly. this thread could benefit from some mspaint theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 Maybe the event horizon of the asshole touched it, or maybe a spaghettified tape worm was in the process of being sucked into the asshole but before it was lost to all observation its ultimate proglottid nudged the touchpad slightly. or maybe the cat has a rectal prolapse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plstik Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 Maybe the event horizon of the asshole touched it, or maybe a spaghettified tape worm was in the process of being sucked into the asshole but before it was lost to all observation its ultimate proglottid nudged the touchpad slightly. or maybe the cat has a rectal prolapse. been picturing this from the beginning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 Maybe the event horizon of the asshole touched it, or maybe a spaghettified tape worm was in the process of being sucked into the asshole but before it was lost to all observation its ultimate proglottid nudged the touchpad slightly. or maybe the cat has a rectal prolapse. been picturing this from the beginning spider-penguin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Abuse Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 If you think about it, a cat's penis would make a great stylus for a touchscreen/pad Ok, I am currently thinking about this. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yikes Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 this thread is incredulously idm a collusion of portable digital com-putative modernity and the timeless ancient sphinxtxter of cat anus i love youse guys carry on witty titty one day soon we will be able to fuse toxoplasmosis and a malware virus inside of pro tools Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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