Tessier Ashpool Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Via Daily Squib Article Airport officials at Denver International airport were on high alert yesterday when a full body scanner operator was caught masturbating in his booth as a team of High School netball players went through the scanner. "The young ladies were going through the scanner one by one, and every time one went through, this guys face was getting redder and redder. His hand was moving and then he started sweating. He was then seen doing his 'O' face. That's when the security dragged him out of his booth and cuffed him. He had his pants round his ankles and everybody was really disgusted," Jeb Rather, a passenger on a flight to New York told CBS news. The controversial scanners display every minute detail of a person's body and have been called intrusive by privacy campaigners. Body scanners penetrate clothing to provide a highly detailed image so accurate that critics have likened it to a virtual porn shoot. Technologies vary, with millimeter wave systems capturing highly detailed pictures of genitals, and backscatter X-ray machines able to show precise anatomical detail. The U.S. government likes the idea because body scanners can detect concealed weapons better than traditional magnetometers. "What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It's up to you, the ball's in your park," head of the TSA's scanning department, Rodney Schroeder, told CNN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hayhook Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 faek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 fuck thats vile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macca Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 fucking wrong, those new scanners are a total invasion of privacy over the boogieman "terrorists" fucking joke, if anyone wanted to walk into a shopping centre and do some serious damage with explosives they could just walk in and do it. But no one does, what a serious phail on the airports part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 "What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It's up to you, the ball's in your park," head of the TSA's scanning department, Rodney Schroeder, told CNN.[/b] wtf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tessier Ashpool Posted November 24, 2010 Author Share Posted November 24, 2010 AHAHAHAHAH I'm fucking retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 faek im thinkin so. Is that last quote real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 "What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It's up to you, the ball's in your park," head of the TSA's scanning department, Rodney Schroeder, told CNN. :facepalm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tessier Ashpool Posted November 24, 2010 Author Share Posted November 24, 2010 Uh. Yeah. I pwned myself. Apparently Daily Squib = the Onion. Carry on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mirezzi Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Did that really have to be pointed out / discovered? Kill yourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macca Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Uh. Yeah. I pwned myself. Apparently Daily Squib = the Onion. Carry on. :facepalm: having read that last quote, I came to that conclusion myself :facepalm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tessier Ashpool Posted November 24, 2010 Author Share Posted November 24, 2010 :facepalm: :facepalm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 I googled the news headline and didn't see anything from CNN, CBS, or any other credible source. I question the authenticity of the article. However, if it IS true, then this could be the catalyst for removal of these abysmal machines. edit: Okay, I was right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 the fuck is the daily squid as if everyone knows what that is.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Yeah it wasn't obvious, prima facie, at allllllll. I'm so seeeeeerious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 for a few seconds I thought this was real, until it got to the part about them dragging him out with his pants around his ankles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MildewOnRice Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 the fuck is the daily squid as if everyone knows what that is.. lol u believed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 His "O" face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest couch Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 "O" face gave it away... Never heard of daily squid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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