try to think of something nastier to put in your mouth than

[jules]

I don't know Fred. I mean I agree with you 100% here but this pizza falls into the same category as that kfc double down and I seem to remember you being quite excited by that. there was even an awesome photo strip of your experience.

 

let me address this apparent double standard in two parts. first, pizza hut pizza causes a physical reaction in me that is unparalleled by any fast food. i shit pure grease after pizza hut. it's not even brown poopish spray like post-taco bell. it's crystal clear gravy from SNL. so in this regard, the double down and pizza hut are not in the same category. furthermore, the double down was brash, daring, provocative, appalling--it was IDM. it caused a public outrage. people of all walks of life were talking about it. it was like a big fuck you sandwich, and for that, i gave it its due respect and enjoyed it once as a novelty. this piece of shit cheesy bites pizza is none of the above. people are accepting it as the logical progression in a line of increasingly ridiculous pizzas that try to solve the problem of having seemingly inedible crust. just make simple, tasty crust! i think the line should've been drawn after stuffed crust. what's next? chicken nugget crust? taco bell bean burrito crust? hot dogs with handles? donut sticks with tampon wings?

 

 

multiple real lols there. and all valid points. i wonder where you stood on the mc dlt. i know you remember it....

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTSdUOC8Kac&feature=player_embedded

[Dan C]

 

This stuff rescues haggis and Scotland from all wrongs.

[lumpenprol]

truer words were never spoken. You guys are making me tear my hair out. Haven't had a Zachary's Chicago style deep dish chicken and basil pizza in years...that was my addiction of choice....fuck china i'm over it

 

Correct me if I'm wrong since I've only had Zachary's once, but I don't think it has a cornmeal crust, which is indicative of the Chicago style.

 

I can't even look at that picture anymore. It makes me salivate.

 

Hm, yeah don't think Zachary's has cornmeal crust. Not sure how authentically Chicago it is, but it looks pretty much exactly like that image. Mmm, delicious juicy tangy salty tomato basil garlic and gooey warm cheese fucking jesus kill me now

[keltoi]

before I'd eat something made out of something that eats other things...

 

you a veggie?

 

 

 

This stuff rescues haggis and Scotland from all wrongs.

 

this is to haggis as qorn is to chicken.

 

in other words THAT AIN'T EVEN FUCKIN HAGGIS!

[Guest Great Maker ShaiHulud]

mmmmm tampons

 

[kaini]

blue waffle

http://www.bluewaffle.net/

 

mustard snack

http://www.mustardsnack.com/

 

special fried rice

http://www.specialfriedrice.net/

 

giant cheese taco

http://www.giantcheesetaco.com/

 

all NSFW/sanity

 

edit: tbh, i find it more disturbing that someone paid money to register those domains. i mean come the fuck on.

[SR4]

Special Fried Rice- what.the.fuck.is.wrong.with.that.penis.?

[Guest Gbiscuit]

:sup:

[Guest rumbo]

I hate cheese. At one time or another all cheese eaters contemplate scooping out their foreskin for a quick snack. Those without a foreskin ask a friend.

[SR4]

that shit on that guys dick is smegma?

 

it looks like some sort of body modification gone horribly, horribly wrong.

[Guest nene multiple assgasms]

that shit on that guys dick is smegma?

 

it looks like some sort of body modification gone horribly, horribly wrong.

 

it's gotta be warts.

[Guest]

all NSFW/sanity

Nice. Thanks for saying that after the links. That'll teach me to carelessly open links in a populated room.

[Silent Member]

*drool*

[Guest Super lurker ultra V12]

nice burnt crust

[Terpentintollwut]

LOVE burnt crust, I specifically order burnt crust at my local pizzeria

[Guest Super lurker ultra V12]

:puke:

[keltoi]

blue waffle

http://www.bluewaffle.net/

 

mustard snack

http://www.mustardsnack.com/

 

special fried rice

http://www.specialfriedrice.net/

 

giant cheese taco

http://www.giantcheesetaco.com/

 

all NSFW/sanity

 

edit: tbh, i find it more disturbing that someone paid money to register those domains. i mean come the fuck on.

 

holy diseased genitals batman!

[wahrk]

I only read the first few pages, but you guys are crazy. I mean, Pizza Hut isn't gourmet, but it's pretty tasty for chain pizza.

 

Domino's on the other hand is the worst pizza chain I've ever had, either before or after their recipe change. I outright insult people for their decision when I'm at someone's place and a Domino's guy arrives at the door. If you've ordered Domino's, they'd better be the only place that delivers to your location and you better be unable to drive. Otherwise, there is no excuse.

 

EDIT: That being said, my roommate makes the best pizza I've ever had. He's been perfecting his recipes for years now and we have a pizza stone and everything.

[hardcode]

a human penis

[Fred McGriff]

homophobe/misogynist

[Guest nene multiple assgasms]

a human penis

 

are non-human penises okay?

[Guest futuregirlfriend]

[BCM]

lol pigs

[marf]

wakrk, yes, dominos is awful. a flat round sponge with government cheese

[Braintree]

 

People of walmart?