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^In the process of food preparation, I frequently use a knife for cutting stuff & spreading stuff on other stuff. These are both good.

no, food and doctor knifes dont count

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so knives that do good can't be counted as knives that do good? hmmm. how about a putty knife? the band is pretty good. I love the grizzly bear song. do ginsu knives count? it's good to cut cans and stuff.

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^In the process of food preparation, I frequently use a knife for cutting stuff & spreading stuff on other stuff. These are both good.

no, food and doctor knifes dont count

 

here in Virginia, USA we've got a few trails notorious for being relatively dangerous for hikers.

quite a few years ago there was a hiker who had fallen from a crumbling cliff and

survived the impact, only to have an entire arm crushed under a giant rock impossible to remove himself from.

 

he was reported to have been missing for over a week before he ended up walking out of the woods

and seeking help.. his entire arm was missing and had been clamped shut by his shirt that he removed

and knotted onto to stop blood flow.

 

the hiker was carrying none other than a survival knife, and after realizing he had no choice but to remove his own arm

he spent many hours stopping blood flow, subsequently losing feeling in the arm, and then sawing through his own arm to remove it.

 

had he not been carrying a knife he would have been dead.

this is a true story, 100% i promise you. any local here in southwest virginia would remember it.

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then there's also this one time i went for a walk,

was approached by a large, aggressive man obviously looking for trouble..

 

i stabbed that motherfucker in the face and carried on. :closedeyes:

 

who says knives aren't useful? :wink:

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^In the process of food preparation, I frequently use a knife for cutting stuff & spreading stuff on other stuff. These are both good.

no, food and doctor knifes dont count

 

here in Virginia, USA we've got a few trails notorious for being relatively dangerous for hikers.

quite a few years ago there was a hiker who had fallen from a crumbling cliff and

survived the impact, only to have an entire arm crushed under a giant rock impossible to remove himself from.

 

he was reported to have been missing for over a week before he ended up walking out of the woods

and seeking help.. his entire arm was missing and had been clamped shut by his shirt that he removed

and knotted onto to stop blood flow.

 

the hiker was carrying none other than a survival knife, and after realizing he had no choice but to remove his own arm

he spent many hours stopping blood flow, subsequently losing feeling in the arm, and then sawing through his own arm to remove it.

 

had he not been carrying a knife he would have been dead.

this is a true story, 100% i promise you. any local here in southwest virginia would remember it.

 

Pretty sure I heard about that, or something similar, on the news a few years back.

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^In the process of food preparation, I frequently use a knife for cutting stuff & spreading stuff on other stuff. These are both good.

no, food and doctor knifes dont count

 

here in Virginia, USA we've got a few trails notorious for being relatively dangerous for hikers.

quite a few years ago there was a hiker who had fallen from a crumbling cliff and

survived the impact, only to have an entire arm crushed under a giant rock impossible to remove himself from.

 

he was reported to have been missing for over a week before he ended up walking out of the woods

and seeking help.. his entire arm was missing and had been clamped shut by his shirt that he removed

and knotted onto to stop blood flow.

 

the hiker was carrying none other than a survival knife, and after realizing he had no choice but to remove his own arm

he spent many hours stopping blood flow, subsequently losing feeling in the arm, and then sawing through his own arm to remove it.

 

had he not been carrying a knife he would have been dead.

this is a true story, 100% i promise you. any local here in southwest virginia would remember it.

 

Pretty sure I heard about that, or something similar, on the news a few years back.

jesus, can anybody here really imagine doing that? of course it's logical and possible and all that, but... hacking through your arm bone with a big knife?!

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^In the process of food preparation, I frequently use a knife for cutting stuff & spreading stuff on other stuff. These are both good.

no, food and doctor knifes dont count

 

here in Virginia, USA we've got a few trails notorious for being relatively dangerous for hikers.

quite a few years ago there was a hiker who had fallen from a crumbling cliff and

survived the impact, only to have an entire arm crushed under a giant rock impossible to remove himself from.

 

he was reported to have been missing for over a week before he ended up walking out of the woods

and seeking help.. his entire arm was missing and had been clamped shut by his shirt that he removed

and knotted onto to stop blood flow.

 

the hiker was carrying none other than a survival knife, and after realizing he had no choice but to remove his own arm

he spent many hours stopping blood flow, subsequently losing feeling in the arm, and then sawing through his own arm to remove it.

 

had he not been carrying a knife he would have been dead.

this is a true story, 100% i promise you. any local here in southwest virginia would remember it.

 

Pretty sure I heard about that, or something similar, on the news a few years back.

jesus, can anybody here really imagine doing that? of course it's logical and possible and all that, but... hacking through your arm bone with a big knife?!

 

Idunno man... I don't think I could do it. I'm not too bothered by pain, but fuck! That would take some maaad desperation.

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^In the process of food preparation, I frequently use a knife for cutting stuff & spreading stuff on other stuff. These are both good.

no, food and doctor knifes dont count

 

here in Virginia, USA we've got a few trails notorious for being relatively dangerous for hikers.

quite a few years ago there was a hiker who had fallen from a crumbling cliff and

survived the impact, only to have an entire arm crushed under a giant rock impossible to remove himself from.

 

he was reported to have been missing for over a week before he ended up walking out of the woods

and seeking help.. his entire arm was missing and had been clamped shut by his shirt that he removed

and knotted onto to stop blood flow.

 

the hiker was carrying none other than a survival knife, and after realizing he had no choice but to remove his own arm

he spent many hours stopping blood flow, subsequently losing feeling in the arm, and then sawing through his own arm to remove it.

 

had he not been carrying a knife he would have been dead.

this is a true story, 100% i promise you. any local here in southwest virginia would remember it.

 

Pretty sure I heard about that, or something similar, on the news a few years back.

erm.... *cough????

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1542344/

 

no???

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^In the process of food preparation, I frequently use a knife for cutting stuff & spreading stuff on other stuff. These are both good.

no, food and doctor knifes dont count

 

here in Virginia, USA we've got a few trails notorious for being relatively dangerous for hikers.

quite a few years ago there was a hiker who had fallen from a crumbling cliff and

survived the impact, only to have an entire arm crushed under a giant rock impossible to remove himself from.

 

he was reported to have been missing for over a week before he ended up walking out of the woods

and seeking help.. his entire arm was missing and had been clamped shut by his shirt that he removed

and knotted onto to stop blood flow.

 

the hiker was carrying none other than a survival knife, and after realizing he had no choice but to remove his own arm

he spent many hours stopping blood flow, subsequently losing feeling in the arm, and then sawing through his own arm to remove it.

 

had he not been carrying a knife he would have been dead.

this is a true story, 100% i promise you. any local here in southwest virginia would remember it.

 

Pretty sure I heard about that, or something similar, on the news a few years back.

jesus, can anybody here really imagine doing that? of course it's logical and possible and all that, but... hacking through your arm bone with a big knife?!

 

Idunno man... I don't think I could do it. I'm not too bothered by pain, but fuck! That would take some maaad desperation.

 

yeah definitely not the fist time its happened.. more famously a colorado hiker was forced to make the same decision after a rock weighing almost a ton crushed and pinned him..

here locally the trail was either dragon's tooth or one of the trails near it. can't remember which..

 

basically he tied the shirt tight enough onto his arm that circulation was lost over time enough for his arm's tissues to die..

once dead he wasn't feeling much of anything from it, so it was a matter of hacking away until gone..

 

the guy in colorado was a family man so i can understand his desperation. not sure about our local version though, people pass through everyday traveling on the Appalachian Trail

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nope!

blacksburg, VA. my house is on a road that leads directly to the trail crossings.. i believe the main trail leads through mcafee's knob, tinker's cliffs, and dragons tooth. have you been here?

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lol that video is kind of disturbed

Order their free catalog and you get a dvd of them demonstrating every single sword/knife/spear/pepper spray/whatever they offer. It's quite hilarious.

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