ALIEN / PROMETHEUS / COVENANT - SPOILERS INBOUND!!

[Silent Member]

Fuck that noise

[sunshine recorder]

aliens vs replicants : bunch of offworld replicant slaves stumble upon a downed alien ship,cue alien skinjobs,thank me later sir ridley

Edited November 9, 2017 by sunshine recorder

[fumi]

Apparently the theory is still floating around that Blade Runner and Alien are connected. I had never heard the Tom Skerritt / Tyrell Corp. connection before:

 

http://me.ign.com/en/m/movies/139948/feature/how-are-blade-runner-and-alien-connected

 

 

That's a out-loud laughably bad article. Seriously, you can connect anything together if you try hard enough. What woeful writing.

[auxien]

Seriously, you can connect anything together if you try hard enough.

[dr lopez]

aeiou

[Lada Laika]

john madden

[dr lopez]

NO WE HAVE TO EXPLORE

[beerwolf]

everyone I know who has watched this film thought it was (sorry to keep swearing) fucking atrocious, which tells me my original 7/10 was wishful deluded thinking 

Edited November 10, 2017 by beerwolf

[zaphod]

it wasn’t any worse than the marvel or Star Wars movies but it wasn’t good

[Goiter Sanchez]

best part:

 

 

 

[marf]

I watched it in 4K which makes almost anything good,. He's pulling a star wars story line, but lets admit this was way better than those shit films post the first 3 pre 1990

Edited November 11, 2017 by marf

[dr lopez]

those shit films post the first 3 pre 1990

reading this hurt my brain

[marf]

you like the new star wars? fuck

[Silent Member]

I don't even what

[marf]

im getting too old for this site

Edited November 11, 2017 by marf

[dr lopez]

you like the new star wars? fuck

just the confusing syntax of post and pre etc. i ride the party line when it comes to the prequels

Edited November 11, 2017 by dr lopez

[marf]

I mean the ones from the 70's and 80's are the only real ones. 

 

The others are sanitized calculated CGI crap. CGI, crap, CGI, crap

[digit]

finally saw this this tonight and oh man was it bad. horrible writing. horrible direction.

 

i thought the characters did some stupid shit in prometheus, but they were einsteins compared to some of the morons in this film.

 

fully formed mini alien busts out of the captains chest, stands up, and puts his hands in the air like "ayyo wassup homiez?!"

was that part supposed to be funny? because i was laughing my ass off at that.

 

...not even gonna say anything about the flute scene.

 

please ridley. no more of this crap. give it up, man. damn.

[hello spiral]

Yeah Covenant is so bad it puts Prometheus in a good light. I didn't mind the first half but the last half was so derivative I was just waiting for it to end.

 

I actually really like Prometheus, I just treat it like all my other bad horror films. It just looks a bit prettier.

[phudoshin]

Just saw Alien rip-off "Life". ffs 

 

Everyone should just fuck off riding the alien train - its been done, it was great, now come up with new shit

[tec]

Life was fine, it was just a fun b-movie that inexplicably had a-list actors in it.

[caze]

Life was fine, it was just a fun b-movie that inexplicably had a-list actors in it.

[Lada Laika]

yeah agreed, Life was a perfectly fun B-movie. especially that ending.

[Goiter Sanchez]

.. I didn't mind the first half but the last half was so derivative I was just waiting for it to end.

Totally agree; everything post Xeno introduction was a sizable letdown. The Neomorph sections I found riveting and would've enjoyed more from them. Perhaps morphs that (hyper)parasitise other morphs as well. Basically focus more on the crazy biohorror of it all pls.

[usagi]

I'd rather just have a 90 min single shot of that decapitated head bobbing in the water with its mouth open, accompanied by gamelan music.