Guest ezkerraldean Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 (edited) I live in Canada voluntarily (-ish) yet have little respect for many of the country's main (English-speaking) institutions. The CBC is vastly inferior to the BBC, and the Globe and Mail is nothing on any of the UK's main newspapers. And so many little things really piss me off (not including tax in advertised prices, the obscene scams that are the phone networks here, road design and regulations, general suburban architecture, the way everyone claims to be Scottish or Irish (NO YOU'RE BLOODY NOT) etc). Plus I hate all the booze lol. Anglo Canadians (Ontarians?) often seem to be mortally offended whenever I proclaim that I prefer my Old World country of origin to their shiny modern New World one - the ones I've come across seem to think that you have to be mad to doubt the idea that Canada is THE best country in the world. I guess that's why I felt like I'd get on with rural Quebecers where I was working recently - they see themselves as Quebecois as opposed to Canadian, but they're not remotely stuck-up about Quebec and make no grandiose claims about their nation. my pretentious disdain is probably just directed at southern Ontario though, not Canada as a whole lol Edited February 9, 2011 by ezkerraldean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 I live in Canada voluntarily (-ish) yet have little respect for many of the country's main (English-speaking) institutions. The CBC is vastly inferior to the BBC, and the Globe and Mail is nothing on any of the UK's main newspapers. And so many little things really piss me off (not including tax in advertised prices, the obscene scams that are the phone networks here, road design and regulations, general suburban architecture, the way everyone claims to be Scottish or Irish (NO YOU'RE BLOODY NOT) etc). Plus I hate all the booze lol. Anglo Canadians (Ontarians?) often seem to be mortally offended whenever I proclaim that I prefer my Old World country of origin to their shiny modern New World one - the ones I've come across seem to think that you have to be mad to doubt the idea that Canada is THE best country in the world. I guess that's why I felt like I'd get on with rural Quebecers where I was working recently - they see themselves as Quebecois as opposed to Canadian, but they're not remotely stuck-up about Quebec and make no grandiose claims about their nation. my pretentious disdain is probably just directed at southern Ontario though, not Canada as a whole lol for the love of god don't judge canada based on ontario. please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 for the love of god don't judge canada based on ontario. please. lolz yeah, I suspect it's just the self-centred Toronto bubble that pisses me off it's only really southern Ontario though. I worked way up Thunder Bay way a few months back and it's totally different. Should be a different province IMO. god I'm so pretentious lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 I am drunk and it's 1.55pm. Don't think that that is very controversial, but it ain't worth a thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 i'd love you to be sick on me essines. That's the dream anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 I would love to see my bile trailing down your well defined pecs and over each and every ab. That thought i had is just fantastically fab. no homo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 self-awareness doesn't show up in humans til some time between 28-34 years, so yeah. stupid fuckin babies fix't haha fixt x2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretstik Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 all of these posts are more "admit something a little strange about yourself". what's controversial about most of these things i don't know. Me neither, they're either that or mildly embarrassing confessions (which may or may not actually be true). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 speaking of drinking piss, the meanest party prank i ever saw was someone pissing in the kettle. the smell in the morning was deadly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 speaking of drinking piss, the meanest party prank i ever saw was someone pissing in the kettle. the smell in the morning was deadly. Ive seen someone doing that, so cruel. I laugh of course but still, when youre hungover the no1 thing you need is a kettle. And yea/coffee I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 i killed a man. a man that looked like me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XXWI--c3ug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest happycase Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 One of our cats only eats human food. I chew her food up and spit it on the floor so that she'll associate me with the pleasure of eating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 oh everyone does that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 i respect the police Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AcrossCanyons Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 i respect the police Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 I live in Canada voluntarily (-ish) yet have little respect for many of the country's main (English-speaking) institutions. The CBC is vastly inferior to the BBC, and the Globe and Mail is nothing on any of the UK's main newspapers. And so many little things really piss me off (not including tax in advertised prices, the obscene scams that are the phone networks here, road design and regulations, general suburban architecture, the way everyone claims to be Scottish or Irish (NO YOU'RE BLOODY NOT) etc). Plus I hate all the booze lol. Anglo Canadians (Ontarians?) often seem to be mortally offended whenever I proclaim that I prefer my Old World country of origin to their shiny modern New World one - the ones I've come across seem to think that you have to be mad to doubt the idea that Canada is THE best country in the world. I guess that's why I felt like I'd get on with rural Quebecers where I was working recently - they see themselves as Quebecois as opposed to Canadian, but they're not remotely stuck-up about Quebec and make no grandiose claims about their nation. my pretentious disdain is probably just directed at southern Ontario though, not Canada as a whole lol I live in Ontario and I don't object to anything in your post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pennywise Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 I look forward to the apocalypse and hope it happens soon. go to disneyworld Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 I LIEK BIG BUTZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tontonz1 Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 One time I almost didn't finish a bowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wahrk Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 i think circumcision (male) is backwards and barbaric and should be stigmatised in exactly the same way as female circumcision is sometimes i reckon circumcision is just some huge scam on the part of the lube industry. all these yanks have no foreskin so they need lube to stop their tiny willies hurting when they shag Fuck circumcision. i once ate a buick did you puick? LOL i think xkcd sucks I believe the Earth is round and revolves around the sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 i think essines is an alcoholic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 i think essines is Canadian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 One time I almost didn't finish a bowl. Jesus Christ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 i think essines is an alcoholic i think essines is Canadian REDUNDANT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 i think essines is an alcoholic i think essines is Canadian REDUNDANT all of the above Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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