Guest Helper ET Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 so im out in the courtyard a mere five minutes ago, and im sitting on a bench playing guitar. i was thinking about nature and trees and insects and things, when i felt something wet on my forehead. i at first thought, rain, then i was like, wait - oh no you didnt. its bird shit, isnt it? sure enoguh, as i wiped my face with my fingers and looked at the mess, it was indeed bird shit. i cleaned it off immediately and came straight here to tell you guys all about it. aint that some shit?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dementia Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 ET, post some of your shit, man. Have you released *anything* for public consumption? Fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 Shitting - how much is too much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sup Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 it was a government drone bird and you have just been marked for tracking and surveillance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 it was a government drone bird and you have just been marked for tracking and surveillance. yeah, you've been microbot-ed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Billov Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 A bird shat on my head when I was about 10 years old, in my back garden having lunch. Nothing bad has ever happened to me since. Things are looking good for you buddy :sup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 a pelican shat on my dads stomach when i was about 10. talk about birds dropping a big shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Birds shitting on you is the number one way to contract Morgellons, I read it on a peer reviewed conspiracy blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 B town birds don't fuck around, where in town was this? North end feathers be shittin on hipsters faces just for teh fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 just off the corner of boise ave and protest. if i ever catch that bird im gonna kick its ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 you should meet me in crickets bar at 9:00. ima be there wearing a teal colored t shirt, and i can tell you my plan on defeating the birds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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huzur Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 it was a government drone bird and you have just been marked for tracking and surveillance. THAT WAS SO IDM!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 a bird once shat on my burger. I just wiped it off and continued eating! I was really hungry at the time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 not in your mouth then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 How impressed are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dean789 Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 My advice is not to continue dating a bird that shits in your face, she'll shit all over you in the long run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 They always do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 you should meet me in crickets bar at 9:00. ima be there wearing a teal colored t shirt, and i can tell you my plan on defeating the birds would have met up with ya if I would have saw this and not been busy I'm down to kick it some other time dude The following errors were found The member ET cannot receive any new messages This personal message has not been sent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 too bad. you should have been there man. i was sexing it up with this hot asian, and the night ended with me drunkenly rolling around on the floor singing Creep into the karaoke machine. it was pretty classy. who ever said that getting shat on by a bird is a sign of good luck, was absolutely correct i want to get shat on by a bird every day of my lfe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 hah, nice, I'm pretty sure it could be bird shat a day could be arranged duder. I imagine the asian was not impressed by you singing creep on the floor in drunk bellig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 have the Asian shit on you for even better luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Lol I got a small poop on my arm a few hours ago. Might have been some big insect or a very small bird. Probably insect as the poop was orange color. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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